4/8 7:05pm: Charlie Morton vs. Edwin Jackson
4/9 7:05pm: Wandy Rodriguez vs. Jason Hammel
4/10 1:20pm: Gerrit Cole vs. Travis Wood

Cubs grab 2 out of 3. Hopefully Jose Veras gets DFA'd after this series.

Blanket prediction: Cubs lose 2 of 3 in every series.

could win 2 of 3, not facing their #1 or 2 pitchers. They hit Wandy pretty good.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

God damn Edwin Jackson. The Pirates could put up 12 this inning with him just grooving his 89 mph fastball.

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Always nice when EJax spits the bit early to allow me to be able to watch a different game.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I have the Pirates broadcast on so its really not bad at all to see it and hear it from their perspective.

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Cassie Bomb!!!!!!

Castro and Rizzo both starting to smack it around. They need to play Olt more.

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Hank and I foresaw this. Our wild card pick is proof.

Renters is on crack. Olt should be playing everyday.

Valbuena doesn't do a damn thing for me so I have no desire to see him do anything but come off the bench.

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On first glance it certainly seemed like he could've made a better play on that ball.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Jackson is tossing meatballs. wTf

Intentionally walking the 8 hitter with 2 outs to set up a 1st and 3rd?? WTF?? That is Quade level right there.

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....and Morton is bunting but its not a squeeze?? What is happening in this inning??

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I've got them winning the World Series.

This is the 43rd consecutive year I've predicted it. It's kind of like losing a coin flip 43 times in a row. This has to be the one. It's math.

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But he pitches a lot of innings!!!! Someone's gotta pitch the innings!!!!

A lot of bad innings but that's beside the point.

13 million dollars for that.

CASSIE x2!!!!!!

Man I hope this is indicative of a notably successful year for Castro.

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- Henry George

Trade him.

Right now. Get on the phone and field the offers.

What is going on with Castro's fade and tatts??

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It's extremely logical that in Jeter's final season, Starlin Castro is stepping up to take the crown as the best shortstop of the current generation.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Bonnie and Rizzo!!! Boom the future with Rizzy and Cassie are showing up!

Rizzo with textbook at bat against a lefty. Beautifully done.

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I swear that was a left handed pitcher he just got that rbi single off of.

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Castro looks great, Ruzzo looks decent

Fun to watch actually

When does Russell's arm fall off?

Were having a positive night Matt

I'm trying to balance things out. My floppy hat is at the cleaners.

Goddamn Ricky and his fucking platoons. Stick with a guy dickhead.