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IMU: Ominous that you are the first to join 18:32
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sinicalypse: sorry if i'm slow, i'm actually talking to people on IRC. 18:34
IMU: People don't talk on IRC. They watch themselves say "witty" things 18:34
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Terrence S. Peeps: Ahoy chaps 18:35
sinicalypse: IMU i mean this in the kindest and gentlest way possible way, but how the fuck would you know? 18:35
IMU: Good evening. 18:35
IMU: I used to use IRC 18:35
sinicalypse: O RLY? where'd you do your IRC? 18:35
IMU: I had a channel on a server, mods...the whole 9 18:35
IMU: I was also a teenager. 18:35
sinicalypse: you were prolly an undernet dude 18:35
Terrence S. Peeps: So how about them riots huh? 18:36
IMU: I don't know what that is 18:36
sinicalypse: what IRC network did you go on? 18:36
IMU: gtanetwork 18:36
sinicalypse: LOL 18:36
IMU: It was popular then 18:36
IMU: I assume it is now 18:36
IMU: But have no idea. 18:36
sinicalypse: my point exactly =D 18:37
IMU: Anyways Speeps 18:37
IMU: I hope these riots solve themselves by 7 18:37
IMU: Because then sports 18:37
sinicalypse: anyone got lineups? 18:37
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IMU: Cubs is Fowler Soler Rizzo Bryant Montero Castro Coghlan Hammel Russell 18:38
Darkside: terry p 18:38
Terrence S. Peeps: If Baltimore had a playoff team stuff would be calmed down already. 18:38
Terrence S. Peeps: hi darko 18:38
IMU: Polanco was scratched 18:38
IMU: #Pirates lineup vs #Cubs 4/27: Harrison 3B, Polanco RF, McCutchen CF, Walker 2B, Marte LF, Alvarez 1B, Cervelli C, Mercer SS, Worley P 18:39
IMU: minus Polanco 18:39
Darkside: I see your name on the right as Terrence S. P... reminded me of "The end" the monkey flashlight keychain. 18:39
Darkside: terrance peterson. 18:39
Darkside: Terry p. 18:39
Terrence S. Peeps: I see 18:39
IMU: I bought some Ore Ida "Bold and Crunchy" frozen steakfries...they are really good out of the oven 18:40
IMU: Surprisingly 18:40
IMU: Maybe not Tater Tot quality but...what is? 18:40
Darkside: My wife does security for that mall in Baltimore... 18:40
Darkside: They just started breaking in there. 18:40
sinicalypse: library jokes are on fire tonight 18:41
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Darkside: Well they're looting the hell out of that mall. 18:48
IMU: Yeah 18:48
IMU: And the crips were protecting a reporter? 18:48
IMU: This world is cray 18:48
Darkside: They were told to evacuate sometime around 1 today. 18:48
sinicalypse: future customers / good investment 18:48
Darkside: She's got a conference call on it later. Or tomorrow. 18:48
Terrence S. Peeps: damn. 18:49
IMU: What can she do? Her company? 18:49
IMU: Wait it out, right? 18:49
sinicalypse: btw alex guerrero starting every day while puig is on the DL 18:49
IMU: I picked him up earlier today 18:50
Darkside: her company generally "supports the police" they aren't supposed to get involved in stuff like that. 18:50
IMU: Mattingly had to find a spot for him somewhere 18:50
Terrence S. Peeps: The National Guard will sort this all out I'm sure. 18:50
Darkside: I always found it silly that there were "civil unrest" clauses in the contracts, saying "shit this ain't beirut" but hell I guess it's going down with more and more frequency. 18:51
sinicalypse: operation jade helm will take care of it 18:51
IMU: Stuff like this is why I disagree with some of FF's freedom thoughts 18:51
Darkside: I don't blame these guys. 18:51
Terrence S. Peeps: The people looting? 18:52
IMU: These things happen even when we have a strong society with order. Lose order...it only gets worse. 18:52
IMU: I blame....I don't know who I blame 18:52
IMU: Misunderstandings 18:52
Darkside: I mean, the people you need to protect you and the ones you go to for justice are the ones committing the crimes... what are you to do? 18:52
Terrence S. Peeps: Blame people. 18:52
Darkside: yeah, peeps, the rioters and the looters. 18:52
IMU: Is a crime committed if the courts / law that you've agreed to say no crime was committed 18:52
Darkside: Right, that's kind of what I'm getting at IMU. 18:53
IMU: I say that in COC chat and I get the world brought down upon me 18:53
Darkside: The courts/law cover for this kind of shit. THink that tazer planting cop would be on charges if it wasn't on camera? 18:53
Terrence S. Peeps: I hear you darko but once you start breaking the law. 18:53
Terrence S. Peeps: then I lose sympathy 18:53
Darkside: Dude, you can't get attention if you don't break the law. Hell our founding fathers were traitors to their countries. 18:54
IMU: I hope the tanks roll in before 7! 18:54
IMU: With like...WWF walk-up music playing 18:54
IMU: Maybe Razor Ramon's jam 18:54
Terrence S. Peeps: Rusev rides in on his tank from Wrestlemania 18:54
IMU: I don't know what that is but I like it! 18:55
Darkside: Everyone just jammed the fuck out of that mall for some reason. 18:56
IMU: Malls and CVS pharmacies are the heart of police corruption 18:56
IMU: Didn't you know 18:56
IMU: This isn't Carcetti 18:57
IMU: wtf 18:57
Darkside: I get you and agree, IMU. 18:57
Darkside: i'm just saying that peaceful protests mean very little. You start some good old fashioned violence and get the attention it deserves. 18:57
IMU: Strong words from the mayor so far. She used the term thugs. 18:58
Terrence S. Peeps: This is what happens with a woman mayor. 18:58
Darkside: how many black kids end up dead from the police? Lots, and seemingly in increasing numbers. 18:58
IMU: This isn't Hollywood or a Silicon startup. Not all attention is good attention. If the protesters end up as the bad guys, and they have every time, no progress gets made. 18:58
Terrence S. Peeps: Absolutely. But this scene does nothing to solve the problems. 18:59
Terrence S. Peeps: It reaffirms the prejudices some people have when they see this. 18:59
Darkside: Apparently this mall is mostly clothes stores, a few cell stores, boost mobile shit like that. 18:59
IMU: Boost mobile? Might as well have been a jewel heist. 19:00
IMU: I bet boost mobile makes bank in these Baltimore neighborhoods 19:00
IMU: "Gddamn IMU, that was some ignorant shit you just said." 19:00
IMU: Sorry, responsible IMU. 19:00
conns7901: Watching the Riots on MSNBC 19:00
Darkside: I get you guys on the "attention" angle. imagine you though as a black man who watches blacks literally killed by the police. 19:01
Darkside: Who you go to the police? 19:01
Darkside: congress? 19:01
Darkside: There's no recourse. They're looking at this like a war. 19:01
sinicalypse: superman 19:01
Darkside: if there's collateral damage... well theres collateral damage. 19:01
IMU: I've stopped trying to answer those questions. I brought up the law / courts / view of society for a reason 19:01
IMU: Change that first. 19:01
conns7901: CHris Mathews complaining lack of manufacturing jobs for cause of this poverty. WHich I agree with. Someone broughup NAFTA and also sending work over to China, he said it was because of right to work states 19:02
Terrence S. Peeps: It's counterproductive. 19:02
Darkside: I'm just trying to get the conversation going. 19:02
Terrence S. Peeps: You're an ignition. 19:02
Darkside: there's that thugs word again. That's not smart. 19:02
Terrence S. Peeps: Call it what it is. 19:02
Terrence S. Peeps: Criminals committing crimes. 19:02
Darkside: boston tea party was a bunch of thugs too i guess. In disguise, under cover of night, destroying local property? 19:03
IMU: It isn't me or you calling them thugs. It is "their own. 19:03
IMU: Maybe that helps. 19:03
IMU: Or maybe it doesn't. I don't know. 19:03
Darkside: nah iMU I meant the police cheif using the word thugs. 19:03
Darkside: chief 19:03
IMU: The guy talking? 19:03
Darkside: yup 19:03
IMU: I meant a black guy, like the mayor is a black woman 19:03
IMU: One of their own... but maybe the divide is that large. 19:03
Darkside: OH, sorry dude I track ya, right. 19:04
IMU: Wow 19:04
IMU: From thugs to cowards. 19:04
IMU: Sports time 19:08
sinicalypse: time for the bulls to close out the bucks 19:10
IMU: I don't know if Anthony Rizzo is married or has a girlfriend, but if he doesn't, I hope he banged Katie Nolan. 19:11
IMU: I feel as if Katie Nolan would be great wife material. 19:12
IMU: Oooh, mewithoutYou favorited a tweet of mine - I'm practically famous now. 19:13
sinicalypse: if you dont mind sharing her with a country, sure 19:13
sinicalypse: rose with his deadeye dick aim out there 19:13
IMU: Worley is a Cub killer. This game will suck. 19:13
IMU: Well, after Soler rifles this double. 19:14
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Darkside: Lots of pitches for 2 outs no one one. 19:24
IMU: looks strong 19:26
Terrence S. Peeps: Comcast has the Bulls game starting at 8. Turned on for the pregame and it's halfway through the first quarter. 19:28
IMU: Showed 7pm for me
IMU: X1 19:30
Darkside: Showed Cubs/Pirates on mine 1741 19:30
sinicalypse: i saw "sports" listed from 7-730 and now bulls pregame is on until 8 19:33
Darkside: LOL..."Sports". How very specific of them. 19:34
IMU: They want you to upgrade to their new boxes 19:36
IMU: Soon you'll get "Television programming" 19:36
IMU: Noon til Midnight 19:36
IMU: Midnight til Nool (repeat) 19:36
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Darkside: Things appear to be quieting down in baltimore. 19:41
Darkside: Anderson cooper loves the cock. 19:41
Darkside: LOVES it. 19:42
Terrence S. Peeps: Maybe he loves CO 19:42
Terrence S. Peeps: Dammit. CO 19:42
Darkside: Colorado? Who doesn't love colorado? 19:43
Terrence S. Peeps: COC 19:43
Darkside: OH! 19:43
Darkside: No. Just regular cock. 19:43
Terrence S. Peeps: doh 19:43
Darkside: the squirty kind. 19:43
Terrence S. Peeps: Kinky 19:43
IMU: Anderson Cooper would give us legitimacy 19:44
IMU: We should recruit him 19:44
Terrence S. Peeps: Bulls on their typical 2nd quarter shit-the-bed tour. 19:44
IMU: Is this Addison's breakout game? 19:45
Terrence S. Peeps: Maybe 19:45
Darkside: You're kind of soft and cuddly IMU, Cooper probably would love to recruit you, savvy? 19:45
Darkside: I dig this guy on CNN. "i'm just a soldier" some random dude standing up to a crowd of protesters. 19:47
IMU: That was kind of you to say Darkside 19:48
Terrence S. Peeps: This chick doing the sign language for the press conference is really getting into it. 19:48
IMU: MY face is sunburned. Ive been putting that solarcaine stuff all over it for the last few hours.I feel I have pounds of it on 19:49
IMU: Not helping 19:49
Darkside: She's like that guy at mandellas service. She's not really doing anything. 19:49
Terrence S. Peeps: Yeah but she's active. 19:49
Darkside: IMU get that "cooling gel". I used that last sunburn I had from mex and it works awesome. 19:49
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IMU: This is a no rub spray 19:50
Terrence S. Peeps: Making the faces and being emphatic. 19:50
IMU: But has lidocaine and aloe vera 19:50
IMU: Supposed to help...maybe I'm just being a pusspuss 19:50
Peoria Matt: Evening all 19:50
IMU: Hello 19:50
Terrence S. Peeps: Hi Matt 19:50
Darkside: ok, you don't have to listen. Sit and be uncomfortable for all I care. Ya brat. 19:50
IMU: lol 19:50
Peoria Matt: Peeps ! 19:50
IMU: I'm afraid to go to a CVS right now 19:50
IMU: hit and run like a boss 19:51
IMU: Attaboy Soler and Maddon 19:51
Darkside: because of the automated checkout lines? 19:51
IMU: I still havent seen any automated checkout lines 19:51
Terrence S. Peeps: Yes. 19:51
IMU: I feel this is make believe 19:51
Darkside: It's an urban thing. 19:52
IMU: I prefer my CVS counters to be manned by a 17 year old high schooler. 19:52
IMU: Or womanned 19:52
Peoria Matt: Automated lanes at a CVS? Never seen that. 19:52
IMU: cmon rizz 19:52
IMU: RIZZO 19:52
IMU: Best 1B in Chicago 19:52
Peoria Matt: Nice. 19:53
IMU: five tool player 19:53
IMU: don't pitch around the rookie 19:53
Peoria Matt: God, it is so nice to watch the Cubs again 19:53
IMU: cmon! 19:53
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Darkside: Tiffy made pork chops tonight. And corn. And some kind of broccoli noodles. 19:54
IMU: Hi Dennis 19:54
MiniDitka: howdee 19:54
IMU: Nice moniker? 19:54
MiniDitka: yeah why not 19:54
MiniDitka: conversation starter 19:54
IMU: Which Hakws game we going out to watch? 19:55
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IMU: This would be an okay time for Bryant to hit his first home run 19:55
MiniDitka: i dunno...it is baseball crazy for me right now, tourney this weekend 19:55
Peoria Matt: Yea I would like to see that 19:55
IMU: or a two run single 19:55
IMU: you glorious bust of a prospect you! 19:56
MiniDitka: there you go 19:56
Peoria Matt: Bam. 19:56
Darkside: nice! friggin Bryant is the man. 19:56
IMU: Blame it on the glasses 19:56
MiniDitka: sini you around? 19:57
Peoria Matt: I remember getting Ray Searage cards in packs. 19:57
IMU: Are they saying Crawford? 19:57
IMU: Is this Nashville? 19:57
Darkside: Yes. 19:57
Darkside: Crawford. 19:57
Peoria Matt: Broderick? 19:58
IMU: Worley? 19:58
IMU: Yeah that's it. 19:59
MiniDitka: my wife is laughing at that clip, "these nuts, hah!" 19:59
Peoria Matt: Broderick Crawford was right in the Don Tiny/Reason wheelhouse. 19:59
IMU: Know your audience! 20:00
Peoria Matt: Darko....our new heat pump/air has the emergency heating feature. And the new thermostat makes a good nightlight. 20:01
IMU: But yes...DT makes interesting references, and probably understands them 20:01
MiniDitka: well coc chat more active 20:01
Peoria Matt: Representin the dinosaurs 20:01
Darkside: Nice Matt, glad you got that. Did you add it or did it come with it? 20:02
Darkside: Bet that electric heat package lights up 15-20 times at minimum this coming winter. 20:03
Peoria Matt: came with it 20:03
Darkside: You wouldn't know it of course... unless you had say a current sensing relay attached to a light or something. 20:03
Peoria Matt: Don't we all? 20:03
IMU: Oooh 20:04
IMU: Dumb question: 20:04
IMU: Should you blow out the pilot light on a furnace during the summer? 20:04
Darkside: I'd say no. 20:04
Darkside: Because it will allow some heat in the chimney that will burn off excess moisture and avoid long term damage to the chimney. 20:05
Peoria Matt: I even knew the answer to that one 20:05
sinicalypse: jamie foxx's head is cold 20:05
Darkside: However, as a renter, perhaps the 50 to 75 cents you'd save a month would convince you otherwise? 20:05
IMU: I might be able to buy the large curly fry at Arby's with those savings 20:05
Peoria Matt: Those are damn good fries 20:06
IMU: I've had to re-light that pilot enough times to last a lifetime. I'm fine keeping it lit 20:06
Darkside: Turned out to be a clogged/dirty orifice on that pilot assembly right? 20:06
IMU: I believe that was the case. 20:07
IMU: It was not the uhhh 20:07
IMU: That first wire harness thing 20:07
IMU: I forget what that was called 20:07
Darkside: Hearing they set a senior center on fire? in baltimore? 20:07
Darkside: The thermocouple? 20:07
Peoria Matt: Holy shit. that is horrific. 20:07
IMU: Yes, not the thermocouple. 20:07
IMU: And if true; horrific. 20:08
IMU: Get your shit together, Baltimore. 20:08
Darkside: It rarely is. Rookie techs change those without checking millivoltage and diagnose incorrectly. 20:08
IMU: Again, I wouldn't call apartment maintenance folks techs. Just handy men. 20:09
IMU: Even in Arlington Heights, apartment offices cut those expenses where they can 20:09
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kwood: Cuuuuuubies 20:25
Peoria Matt: Hey Kirk 20:27
IMU: Cubbies! 20:27
kwood: Cuba getting lucky 20:29
kwood: And Cubs 20:29
kwood: Two garbage hits 20:29
Peoria Matt: Cuba also very lucky. 20:29
IMU: garbage hits? 20:30
kwood: Nvm, Cuba unlucky 20:30
kwood: those chanting fans need to get tased 20:31
kwood: Hell yea! Fuck yo shift 20:31
IMU: im behind 20:32
IMU: I just saw the folwer bloop 20:32
IMU: Forgot im DVR'ing 20:32
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Peoria Matt: Wow. Millar is annoying. 20:53
IMU: yes 20:55
sinicalypse: OOOOHHHHH 21:07
sinicalypse: butler called glass on that 21:07
sinicalypse: or bank 21:07
Darkside: Seems like this is largely over in Baltimore? 21:18
IMU: for tonight? 21:20
Darkside: Perhaps. With a curfew tomorrow, I would imagine marshal law to be instituted if meyhem prevails tomorrow 21:23
IMU: If the Cubs didn't have hot garbage Lester they would be 18-0 21:23
IMU: Because mathematics. 21:23
Darkside: LESTER SUCKS 21:23
Darkside: I got an angry PM or two over that. 21:24
IMU: From Lipid? No... 21:24
IMU: Greg? Apologist? 21:24
Darkside: No. 21:24
Darkside: lipid actually sent me a message loving my "my god how long have you been cheating on me" "How long HAS LESTER SUCKED?" post. He liked it 21:24
Darkside: Cubs! Woo! 21:25
IMU: Cubbies! 21:25
Darkside: Now on to Thug coverage 21:26
IMU: Thugpocalypse 21:26
IMU: 2015 21:26
Darkside: my neighbor just stopped over for a bit, that's why I was not chatting for a while... 21:26
Darkside: He's convinced that Israel will invade Iran by September 25th. 21:27
IMU: Don't worry about it. I assume he is better company. 21:27
Darkside: And we're all gonna die. 21:27
IMU: Nevermind 21:27
Darkside: LOL 21:27
Darkside: nice 21:27
Peoria Matt: How could Hammel look so brutal with Oakland? 21:28
IMU: I didn't see him pitch in the second half often, but he had a 4.26 ERA with Oakland 21:32
IMU: That isn't brutal 21:32
IMU: Silly Bulls 21:33
IMU: Talking about Cleveland and cannot even finish off the Bucks 21:34
IMU: Bed time 21:39
IMU closed the chat 21:39