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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:51 am 
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This young lady working on it for 8 years!


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The nose comes off poorly in several photos. She certainly isn't a butterface though. Good for him. Hopefully she doesn't become his Olivia Munn.

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Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.

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Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.


Dan Bernstein says this is just smart. Image. Management. Even better that she's relatively attainable looking. Also he needs to stop hanging around his old friends from the Dominican Republic. Right out of the playbook.


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Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.

:lol: yeah probably not the wisest decision to get married at this point.

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Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.
Maybe he enjoys getting screwed with service time by everyone in his life?

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He should stay clean shaven. If your mustache does not connect to anything else you should should abandon any attempts at growing a beard or be forced to sit with Fred Huebner in a roped off area of childless adult men who inexplicably attend H.S. sporting events.


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Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.


Dan Bernstein says this is just smart. Image. Management. Even better that she's a butterface. Also he needs to stop hanging around his old friends from the Dominican Republic. Right out of the playbook.

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That was my initial thought. On the other hand it is probably less likely his gf before the money is as big a gold digger as the new ones he would meet.

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good dolphin wrote:
Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.
Maybe he enjoys getting screwed with service time by everyone in his life?


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Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.


Bryant seems like a talented but dopey simpleton. He probably doesn't want to chase tail. And he probably needs someone to explain to him how to turn on the clothes washer.

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He should stay clean shaven. If your mustache does not connect to anything else you should should abandon any attempts at growing a beard or be forced to sit with Fred Huebner in a roped off area of childless adult men who inexplicably attend H.S. sporting events.


:lol: Wow,that's mean.The only reason ever I attended a HS event was because my son was playing.I can't imagine going to one for any other reason.

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good dolphin wrote:
Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.


Bryant seems like a talented but dopey simpleton. He probably doesn't want to chase tail. And he probably needs someone to explain to him how to turn on the clothes washer.
We have a new face of Cubbie Nation! Move over Weird Old Cubbie Rapping guy.

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jimmypasta wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
He should stay clean shaven. If your mustache does not connect to anything else you should should abandon any attempts at growing a beard or be forced to sit with Fred Huebner in a roped off area of childless adult men who inexplicably attend H.S. sporting events.


:lol: Wow,that's mean.The only reason ever I attended a HS event was because my son was playing.I can't imagine going to one for any other reason.


Because they're great. I don't understand how someone can happily watch a bunch of wifebeaters and murderers every Sunday but criticize people who enjoy a good high school football game. And I guarantee you there is an intensity level at every Evanston-New Trier game that you will never- NEVER- see in any NFL football game.

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Reared on the Score wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.

Even better that she's relatively attainable looking. .


Seen her at a few games, sitting a few seats away.

Not good looking. a 5 to 6 on her best day in her best outfit. Seeing her sitting with a few other of the GF/wives at games, or the "Massage Therapist" that rizzo invited or the Asianspanic Twins that Soler invites to the games, she is out of place. Dumpy is a good word.

I get it, its the first chick that banged him, he is kinda shy, "true love"....

WAKE UP KID!

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bigfan wrote:
Reared on the Score wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.

Even better that she's relatively attainable looking. .


Seen her at a few games, sitting a few seats away.

Not good looking. a 5 to 6 on her best day in her best outfit. Seeing her sitting with a few other of the GF/wives at games, or the "Massage Therapist" that rizzo invited or the Asianspanic Twins that Soler invites to the games, she is out of place. Dumpy is a good word.

I get it, its the first chick that banged him, he is kinda shy, "true love"....

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bigfan wrote:
Reared on the Score wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Hey, I am just at the beginning of a career that could include the most depraved sexual acts ever conjured up by man. Forget that, I'm getting married. I like splitting my hard earned money when I eventually cheat.

Even better that she's relatively attainable looking. .


Seen her at a few games, sitting a few seats away.

Not good looking. a 5 to 6 on her best day in her best outfit. Seeing her sitting with a few other of the GF/wives at games, or the "Massage Therapist" that rizzo invited or the Asianspanic Twins that Soler invites to the games, she is out of place. Dumpy is a good word.

I get it, its the first chick that banged him, he is kinda shy, "true love"....

WAKE UP KID!


"Good Looking" is a relative term when looking through the eyes of one in love.

Having said that,she is no Cindy Sandberg.

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if I were her, I'd insist on getting pregnant within nine months of that wedding...in fact, I'd put that in the wedding vows

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You just cant have one of the Babe Ruths hauling around something like that.

When is the baby due?

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Seems Bryant is definitely wired a little differently than most . How you don't take the Grace-Farnsworth tour of Wrigleyville for a few years before settling down is a little beyond me. Girl is not bad looking at all.

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Girl is not bad looking at all.


Agreed, she's pretty cute. It's not like he's looking for a supermodel in a wife.

I would also imagine that when someone is famous, there is comfort in knowing that their spouse knew them and dated them before they were rich and famous.

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Girl is not bad looking at all.


Agreed, she's pretty cute. It's not like he's looking for a supermodel in a wife.

I would also imagine that when someone is famous, there is comfort in knowing that their spouse knew them and dated them before they were rich and famous.

It'll definitely make it easier for him when he has to hand her 80 million in a few years .

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Girl is not bad looking at all.


Agreed, she's pretty cute. It's not like he's looking for a supermodel in a wife.

I would also imagine that when someone is famous, there is comfort in knowing that their spouse knew them and dated them before they were rich and famous.

It'll definitely make it easier for him when he has to hand her 80 million in a few years .


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I do believe. Love of money.

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She is not bad at all.

But that ass is not going to age well.

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OMG,TRADE THIS DOOFUS! :lol:

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