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 Post subject: Lackey Sucks
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:00 pm 
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Per request.

Well, 3 in the first...
obviously the worst signing in Cubs history.

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Just killed Schwarber.

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Curse of the goat. Season over. Pack it in and quit.


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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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Curse of the goat. Season over. Pack it in and quit.

Curious Scooter.

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Just killed Schwarber.

what happened?

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I was against this signing

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Just killed Schwarber.

what happened?

Collided with Fowler on a gapper near deep left center. Looks like a left knee. He had been carted off. Put some weight on it but not much.

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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RFDC wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Just killed Schwarber.

what happened?


Let up a fly to left-center field and Schwarber got destroyed by Fowler.

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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Don't worry, it was only a 2 year contract

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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He sure is breathing heavy. I finally figured it out, he reminds me of Dirk N.

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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Lackey looked worn out before the game even started. Fuck this bum.


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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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He has value even if he sucks because he makes Lester comfortable

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He has value even if he sucks because he makes Lester comfortable

Is Lester the first player to ever take up 3 spots on a 25 man roster?


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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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He's a $32M onesie. Lester is going to wear him on the flight home.


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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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good dolphin wrote:
He has value even if he sucks because he makes Lester comfortable



Same reason you keep Susie blow up doll around.

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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America wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
He has value even if he sucks because he makes Lester comfortable

Is Lester the first player to ever take up 3 spots on a 25 man roster?

Nope. DiCaro on the softball league.

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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Lackey will have a solid season. Just 1 game. Still might get a win with this offense.

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denisdman wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
He has value even if he sucks because he makes Lester comfortable



Same reason you keep Susie blow up doll around.


Burn!

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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Nas wrote:
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As was I. And I believe Don Tiny was also.


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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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The Sox fans are cute tonight.

Watch out the kharma bug may bite you in the ass.

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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RFDC wrote:
The Sox fans are cute tonight.

Watch out the kharma bug may bite you in the ass.

It wasn't Sox fans who sent Schwarber out there to do something he was obviously incapable of doing. We didn't get him hurt, dont blame us. I didn't see any Sox fans running petting zoo's and mime shows instead of outfield drills at the Cubs ST complex.


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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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They just took 3 out of 4 from Oakland. Let them bask in the glory.


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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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Lackey fucking blows.

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Sczsur is more than capable,so is Almora or Zobrist with LaStella at 2nd.

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This takes care of the "who do you send down when Baez comes back" problem.


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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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jimmypasta wrote:
Sczsur is more than capable,so is Almora or Zobrist with LaStella at 2nd.


Of course. They are all capable. Just put the names in a hat and pull them out to determine the lineup irrespective of position

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jimmypasta wrote:
Sczsur is more than capable,so is Almora or Zobrist with LaStella at 2nd.

Sczsur can go pump gas but he will not leave without fair compensation. :D :D :D


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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:21 pm 
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jimmypasta wrote:
Sczsur is more than capable,so is Almora or Zobrist with LaStella at 2nd.


Of course. They are all capable. Just put the names in a hat and pull them out to determine the lineup irrespective of position


Give this man a standing ovation because this is some serious trolling he's doing tonight. I mean, g8 b8 m8.

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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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He is in midseason form.


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 Post subject: Re: Lackey Sucks
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You would think after being on this board for 11 years that he could finally figure out how to add an avatar.

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