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Ugueth Will Shiv You

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:31 am

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I've found that doing laundry and wasting time on http://www.pogo.com are fitting alternatives. Maybe I'll actually read a book or do some writing instead of watching the game on TV....

At least they can't lose today.

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:14 am

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Bashing yourself in the nuts with a ball-pene hammer comes to mind.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:36 am

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slamming your head in the freezer door?

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:46 am

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I'd rather watch a Sox game than read one of Mao's posts.

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:57 am

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I'd rather watch a Sox game than read one of Mao's posts.

Winner.

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OakBrookJoe

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:49 am

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This must be how a Tampa Bay Devil Ray fan feels every year.

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:52 am

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OakBrookJoe wrote:

This must be how a Tampa Bay Devil Ray fan feels every year.

I disagree - TB is usually rebuilding, trying to win with top prospects, which may eventually pay off before they have to pay them, but this sucks because the White Sox have expectations - Kenny Williams expected this team to be a WS contender. I had them at about 85 wins, which meant they would be at least in the race, but now we're going to turn into a worse version of TB by the end of July with veterans who stink, and couldn't be dumped AND with some of our 'top' prospects getting playing time.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:47 pm

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You know what is even more depressing?

Brian Anderson is AWESOME on MLB 2006.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:16 pm

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watching the cubs lose

drinking beer

playing guitar

walking my dog

playing guitar

drinking beer

watching the cubs lose

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:18 pm

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watching anything else

drinking beer

playing guitar

walking my....*cough*

playing guitar

drinking beer

watching anything else

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:41 pm

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oh, i really meant taking my dog for a walk

but porn is better too

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:43 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

I'd rather watch a Sox game than read one of Mao's posts.

I'd rather watch a Sox game than read the soccer thread.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:45 pm

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That thing is still going pretty strong. I think W_Z is the only one posting in it.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:04 pm

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WZ is answering himself now?

the power of the message board!

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:44 am

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Spaulding wrote:

I think W_Z is the only one posting in it.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:57 am

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:03 am

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my rising post count is more fun to watch than the Sox

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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W_Z

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:10 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

WZ is answering himself now?

the power of the message board!

That's an excellent point! Nice post!

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Darkside

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:55 pm

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More fun than a Sox game:

1. Sticking needles in my own eyeball
2. Adding mace to my buffalo wild wings.
3. Visiting the Darkside inlaws in prison (sit when shots are fired!)
4. A colonoscopy.
5. Being at work, with no access to CSFMB
6. Watching Harry Twatter and re-enacting the scenes.
7. Putting a bag over my head and tying a cinderblock to my ankle, with 8 feet of rope.
8. Getting dung thrown at you by an angry baboon.
9. Getting a forced nuetering by Ungotz
10. Posting "Great Post"
11. Vomiting up that green stuff after 12 hours of a hangover.
12. Jerking off until you get the "dry heaves"
13. rolling over my own foot with the lawnmower.
14. Sitting thru "The Bridges of Madison County" without gagging.
15. Doing a self-appendectomy.
16. Shooting up drano.
17. Cleaning the yard without a "pooper scooper"
18. Getting punched in the face by Michael Barrett.
19. Bumping my own posts.
20. Bobbing for razor Blades.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:50 pm

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12. Jerking off until you get the "dry heaves"

Oh the memories.

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Darkside

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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:47 pm

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Actually I lied. Went to Sundays game. It was a ball. More fun than shooting up Drano.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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