This shit sucks, but I'm OK with a Puig or Cespedes stop gap until an August/September return and playoff glory

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Andy Dalton makes you feel better?

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Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.- JD Vance
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

WAR since March 2019
Jose Quintana 1.4
Eloy Jimenez 2.8

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Hawaii (fuck) You

When do pitchers and catchers rep.......AH DAMMIT.

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Well, WAR for the next 5-6 months
Eloy- 0.000000

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Hawaii (fuck) You

That would match Quintana's 2020 WAR.

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Eloy isn't missing October and that's the most important thing.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

So nasty!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Take all his gloves away. He should never play in the field again.

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Maybe encase him in plexiglass like Schwarbers home run ball.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Bust

Running out of outfielders.

There’s a bet in there somewhere, but I will leave that for FF or others that like that kind of thing.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

There are worse outfields than Eaton LF, Robert CF, Engel RF. Vaughn/Abreu/Grandal at DH.

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literally

Keep him in LF. Tell him he's never to jump for a ball again.

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They may have already told him that. He cannot be trusted.

Burn all of his gloves, and make him full time DH. No exceptions. I'd rather see Giolito in LF.

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On another note, I was listening to ESPN 1000, and they said it is possible that the Sox bullpen is so good they might not give up the lead past the 5th inning all year. Crazy thought because it is almost unheard for just the closer to go the entire year without blowing a save let alone the whole bullpen.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Watch them blow it Opening Day

The Sox pen could be incredibly good, but to say the Sox won't lose a game all year if the lead after 5 innings is ridiculous.

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I'll take the over on that.

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Yeah impossible really. Now with this line up, they will rally back many times.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Why is this moron jumping into the wall during Spring Training? How many times has he injured himself doing this?

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

So I still don't think the Cubs made the right deal in unloading Eloy instead of Schwarber, but if they had kept both of them, one would have had to play RF. That would have been frightening.

Does Nick Williams or Billy Hamilton make the 25 man now to be the 5th OF? Hamilton is the better defender, but none of the other OF really need a defensive caddy so his only role would be to pinch run for Abreu late in close games.

I just hope they don't decide to do something stupid like try to give Vaughn games in LF so Grandal can stay in the lineup when he isn't catching.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Listening to Larussa today makes it sound like Vaughn will get some looks in the OF

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Did the WS forget they have the DH in the AL? After what happened w/ this guy last 2 years, why is he even fielding? Just stick him at DH forever.