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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 5:02 pm 
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That would have to be one fat chick. Maybe they meant her boobs (which would still be difficult to hold a gun unless they were real groundseekers).

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 5:03 pm 
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-white-sox/sources-woman-allegedly-snuck-gun-into-white-sox-game-inside-her-belly-fat/

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The gun involved in Friday night’s shooting incident inside Guaranteed Rate Field was snuck into
the White Sox game insider a woman’s belly fat,
two sources familiar with the investigation tell
Sports Mockery.

According to one source, the woman allegedly set off the metal detector three separate times
when attempting to enter Friday’s game between the White Sox and Oakland A’s at Guaranteed
Rate Field.

Here is how the woman allegedly got into the game with a gun according to our source.

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“OVERWEIGHT WOMAN TRIES GETTING INTO THE GAME AND SETS OFF THE METAL DETECTOR.
SHE LEAVES, COMES BACK, GOES THROUGH A SECOND TIME, LEAVES, COMES BACK AND GOES
THROUGH A THIRD TIME. IT GOES OFF. SECURITY WANDS HER AND LET’S HER THROUGH"


According to both of our sources, the woman was allegedly allowed to get through security with
the gun hidden inside her belly fat and she was one of the two women that were wounded. One
of the sources assumes security did not want to overstep their boundaries when further
checking the woman’s body after the metal detectors continued to go off
:lol: :lol: You can't make this stuff up.

A lot of it makes sense though; Mrs Ligue/big woman Sox fan, bleacher seats (no armrests), Vanilla Ice postgame.


:lol: :lol: That's comedy gold. I couldn't make that up..

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 5:08 pm 
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How fat was she?

Was it a rifle?

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So what exactly is the point of going through that kind of effort to get the gun inside ?


Was she planning on robbing vendors?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 5:46 pm 
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Bagels wrote:
So what exactly is the point of going through that kind of effort to get the gun inside ?


Was she planning on robbing vendors?


Preventing sexual assault.

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The upshot here seems to me that two people were shot inside the park, nobody had any idea what happened so they just kind of shrugged and continued the game as usual.

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So the Sox let a fat lady bring a gun into their stadium, shoot two people, and then made everybody else there continue to watch them play the As.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 6:24 pm 
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And cancelled the cool thing.


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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
So the Sox let a fat lady bring a gun into their stadium, shoot two people, and then made everybody else there continue to watch them play the As.

You’d lose a few innings of concession sales, cmon

anyone attending is surely drinking heavily


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Bagels wrote:
So what exactly is the point of going through that kind of effort to get the gun inside ?


Was she planning on robbing vendors?

2A rights. Shall not be infringed.

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Ok. So police admit shots in ballpark. Why not say lady accidentally shot herself. Why do they have to string this along. Person probably needs to be charged. Probably a cop. But they have to know they can’t cover it up.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:12 pm 
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Fat Upper Pistol Area

That’s pretty good

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I can't wait for Tactical Vest Night at the Rate


When is Cadaver Dog Night at the Rate?

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Apologist wrote:
I can't wait for Tactical Vest Night at the Rate


When is Cadaver Dog Night at the Rate?



I think they did that promotion like 20 years ago while looking for Hoffas or whoevers body in the parking lot.


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Beardown wrote:
Ok. So police admit shots in ballpark. Why not say lady accidentally shot herself. Why do they have to string this along. Person probably needs to be charged. Probably a cop. But they have to know they can’t cover it up.


How many people have shot themselves from reading your posts?


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
How fat was she?

Was it a rifle?


She was so fat, when she walked past the TV you'd miss an entire episode of 60 minutes

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Beardown wrote:
Ok. So police admit shots in ballpark. Why not say lady accidentally shot herself. Why do they have to string this along. Person probably needs to be charged. Probably a cop. But they have to know they can’t cover it up.


How many people have shot themselves from reading your posts?


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Caller Bob wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Ok. So police admit shots in ballpark. Why not say lady accidentally shot herself. Why do they have to string this along. Person probably needs to be charged. Probably a cop. But they have to know they can’t cover it up.


How many people have shot themselves from reading your posts?


Does the idea of some fat lady who knew someone at the park shooting herself accidentally seem outlandish to you? This is the kind of thing that defies Occam's Razor until you think about it.

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I hope that the Sox at least made TWO TON TILLIE pay for TWO SEATS like the airlines make real porkers pay.

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:lol: :lol:

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She was a teacher

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WOULD NOT

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She was a teacher

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Why is CPD so weird about this. Simple question. Why the hell is this lady not arrested?

I don’t get why CPD is making something so simple be so complicated.

There was no way any type of cover up was gonna work. They should know that.


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Why is CPD so weird about this. Simple question. Why the hell is this lady not arrested?

I don’t get why CPD is making something so simple be so complicated.

There was no way any type of cover up was gonna work. They should know that.

Teacher . Mayor Brandon is a CTU shill who pulled the fucking police superintendent away from the microphone when he was being asked about this . You do the math .

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This whole shitshow is Embarrassing, knew immediately that shot came from within stadium.. as soon as I read " victim was uncooperative " knew it was self inflicted.

99.9% chance this fat 300 lb slob shot herself and she's an administrator in CPS.

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