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 Post subject: Re: 7/25-7/27 Cat Rape
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:29 pm 
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1. Austin Jackson (R) CF
2. Brennan Boesch (L) LF
3. Magglio Ordonez (R) RF
4. Miguel Cabrera (R) 1B
5. Victor Martinez (S) DH
6. Jhonny Peralta (R) SS
7. Carlos Guillen (S) 2B
8. Wilson Betemit (S) 3B
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Wilson Betemit...From the outhouse in Kansas City to the penthouse in Detroit...Why was Betemit so bad at baseball when he and Joshua Fields shared third base when he was here 2 years ago?


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 Post subject: Re: 7/25-7/27 Cat Rape
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:33 pm 
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Wilson Betemit...From the outhouse in Kansas City to the penthouse in Detroit...Why was Betemit so bad at baseball when he and Joshua Fields shared third base when he was here 2 years ago?

I'm pretty sure Wilson Betemit is still bad at baseball.

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 Post subject: Re: 7/25-7/27 Cat Rape
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Wilson Betemit...From the outhouse in Kansas City to the penthouse in Detroit...Why was Betemit so bad at baseball when he and Joshua Fields shared third base when he was here 2 years ago?

I'm pretty sure Wilson Betemit is still bad at baseball.

SJ, Betemit is still bad at baseball...The White Sox' Mark Teahen...Not much better. If it were up to me, Teahen's positions would be second base to give Gordon Beckham an occasional breather, first base to give Paul Konerko and/or Adam "The Strikeout Machine" Dunn a rest from the lineup, and/or right field. The Scott Bakula-looking Brent Morel is the future at third for the Sox.

I think the only reason why third base has become a platoon for the White Sox is because despite 3 hits last night, Morel's overall offensive production has been sorely lacking, just like other guys wearing silver and black. Besides, Teahen's earning a lot of money...and is as bad at baseball as Betemit in the other dugout.


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 Post subject: Re: 7/25-7/27 Cat Rape
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The Scott Bakula-looking Brent Morel is the future at third for the Sox.


With his apparent lack of power, I just can't see that, Shark.

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 Post subject: Re: 7/25-7/27 Cat Rape
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:31 pm 
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The Swamp Donkey hit the bejesus out of that one! :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: 7/25-7/27 Cat Rape
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The Swamp Donkey hit the bejesus out of that one! :shock:

It was a nice at bat too. Somthing like 9 pitches. Maybe 10. Kind of dumb to throw that many fastballs.

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Ok Dunn, now that's more like it.

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 Post subject: Re: 7/25-7/27 Cat Rape
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I can't stand watching Peavy now. I expect him to run screaming in pain like with each pitch.

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 Post subject: Re: 7/25-7/27 Cat Rape
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I'm pretty sure Wilson Betemit is still bad at baseball.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfpBQQKB-X0

This has to be one of the worst throws ever :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: 7/25-7/27 Cat Rape
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If Matt Fucking Spiegel knows hitters bat .500 against Peavy after 80 pitches, why doesn't Ozzie Guillen?

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 Post subject: Re: 7/25-7/27 Cat Rape
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This ballgame is ovah! Peavy allowed to lose the game. Ridiculous. He never should have started this inning with the top of the order coming up.

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He's thrown almost 100 and its 4-2 Los Gatos.
5th shoulda been his last. That 80 pitch limit ain't no joke I guess.
That's one to meat.

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Guillen will not be happy until Peavy yields a homerun.

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Big game Jake.

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If only the Galdarn offense could score more than 5 goldarn runs :evil:

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I don't blame Peavy. He had a serious surgery. It's amazing he is where he is. It's up to the manager to know his obvious limitations. Hell, radio hosts who only work three days a week know them.

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Verlander gave up 4 runs tonight and couldn't hold a 2 run lead. Boy that guy fuckin sucks.


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Thank God for Paulie.

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JORR if Peavy is healthy enough to take the ball, its on him when he wets the bed.

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I know he's a major leaguer and all and hitting baseballs is what he does to pay for that 27,000 sq ft house but sonofabitch it amazes me how Konerko can just stand there in the box down 1 and 2 in the count with a guy that can throw 98 on the mound and just be able to stay back when he throws a curveball and hit the effing thing 400 ft. He didnt even flinch, like he knew it was coming. Amazing

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JORR if Peavy is healthy enough to take the ball, its on him when he wets the bed.


But he didn't wet the bed. He gave you a good outing for where he is right now. All the numbers tell you his outer limit is 75-80 pitches. I don't expect that to be the case next season after he's another year removed from that surgery. You wouldn't ask Thornton or Santos to throw 100 pitches. It doesn't mean they don't have value. You can't get that out of Peavy right now either.

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JORR if Peavy is healthy enough to take the ball, its on him when he wets the bed.


But he didn't wet the bed. He gave you a good outing for where he is right now. All the numbers tell you his outer limit is 75-80 pitches. I don't expect that to be the case next season after he's another year removed from that surgery. You wouldn't ask Thornton or Santos to throw 100 pitches. It doesn't mean they don't have value. You can't get that out of Peavy right now either.


Then put him in the bullpen instead of Humber.

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JORR if Peavy is healthy enough to take the ball, its on him when he wets the bed.


But he didn't wet the bed. He gave you a good outing for where he is right now. All the numbers tell you his outer limit is 75-80 pitches. I don't expect that to be the case next season after he's another year removed from that surgery. You wouldn't ask Thornton or Santos to throw 100 pitches. It doesn't mean they don't have value. You can't get that out of Peavy right now either.


Then put him in the bullpen instead of Humber.


I don't disagree.

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What the fuck. Straight Ball Pete gives up the lead run.

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Peavy is gonna be fuckin pissed that they only got 4!!!!
What the heck is he s'posed to do!!?? EVERYTHING?

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