Personally, I would love it if he got invited to the home run competition at the all-star game.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Looks like Eloy will be back on the dl. Reminds me of a young Jorge Soler.

Might want to look up what he's doing this year.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Tough break . Hopefully losing his huge bat won’t send them into a tailspin.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Darkside! Stop this awful mult.

It can't possibly be serious. He got bumped. I've had bigger collisions with a doorway jam.

He’s had the knock of being fragile since he was a Cub

He's about as graceful as a locomotive in LF. I'd be midly surprised if this was the final time he landed in the DL due to a collision with another outfielder or a wall.

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The lesson here is watch out for Charlie Tilson. Guy is a real bruiser.

Not that great. Good for the back of a baseball card but only a 0.4 WAR.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Sox need an OF. Palka and Engel are both playing in Charlotte today while Robert is missing from the line-up

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Schwarber at 0.4 WAR too. What's the point?

What the hell can I do about it?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Lock him, whistler, and vitoscotti in a car, then roll it into the Cal-Sag

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Jiminez hit his funny bone. Since he made such a drama about it, they're going to give him a week.

an injury that should have never happened....just...stupid.

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Talk about a dumbass cliche...as opposed to an injury that should have happened? He's a china doll, get over it..that's why Theo pulled the trigger on him. If he was an elite defender that wouldn't be hurt 1/2 the season no way is he traded.

Dumb thoughts by wdelaney.

Anybody ever tell you that you're a joyless fuck?

Not in the past 5 minutes!

.232/.294/.461 on Aug 1.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

-0.3 WAR for the future hall of famer.

theo kiss of death.

minor league hype. major league wet far

He looks like Willie Mays compared to Castellanos. Check out Nick tonight n see for yourself.

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FF is a Sox fan that actually watches and goes to games. I'm pretty sure he already knows about longtime Detroit Tiger Nicholas Castellanos.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Yup. Happy to not see him 18 times a year or whatever from now on

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I said that in another thread. That trade is great from the Sox perspective because Castellanos was a Sox killer for years.

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No home runs in 3-4 weeks and hitting well below the mendoza line.

Cuban Kyle Schwarber

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