Cubs should dump Moreland & hire Stone. Pat & Stoney would be great.

Or, if Brenley leaves, team Stone up with Kasper.

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It still sounded to me more like Steve's going to die in the offseason.

Hawk and Farmer seems like the obvious pairing. When Hawk pouts, that gives Farmer an opening to burrow up his own ass and talk to himself about golf, celebrities, and Catholic prep schools. There shan't be a dull moment.

"Here's Mauer. This guy's the best catcher I've seen since Thurman Munson. ... and that ball's gone."
"Yeah, sure is, hit one as hard as I did at a charity golf outing for St. Rita. You know who was there?"
"..."
"I said, you know who was there?"
"..."
"Jerry Taft. He's a good friend of mine, Jerry Taft."
"..."
"Does the weather. Weather was great that day. You know what I asked him?"
"..."
"I said Hey. Jerry. Did you just predict this nice day, or did you order it."
"..."
"Weatherman, you see. Anyway, it was a great cause. Raised a lot of money. St. Rita is a fine school."
"Wide plate they're gettin' today."
"Speaking of wide, I had lunch with Guy Fieri this afternoon. He was in town. Does that dives and drives show."
"..."
"Asked if I wanted to throw a fastball in his pasta."
"..."
"Because I could give it heat. I think it was a figure of speech. I was flattered, though. I think he sold the pasta for charity."

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Holy Stromboli! Meeting Ed today was money! He's one cool cat! We met at White Fence Farm. Ed's Choice. I was stricken by chicken! I'm working up a new recipe for Johnny Garlic's in his honor. It's gonna be a kidney pie with extra cheese. Did you know I used to have a stand at Petco called Guy Fieri's Ballpark Food With Balls? Well, I did! I've got my own baseball card too! That shit's money!

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Guy Fieri is co-owner of Johnny Garlic's and Tex Wasabi's Restaurants

And we have yet another FAIL thread in the Sox section started by a Cubs fan, complete with Cubs fans telling us it's wrong to take shots at them. This entire section is Cubs fans dancing on the Sox grave, but we need to stop taking shots?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

DAMNIT

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This FAIL is on Boers and Bernstein, not Cubs fans. They were the ones who took Stone's meandering verbosity as "I'm leaving."

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Yet, a Cubs fan started a thread about it.

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That's quality grave-dancing.

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Once again, you demonstrate an inability to read. I was talking about the entire section, not just one post.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Yes he's coming back to the Sox but his contract is up after 2013. I wonder why they haven't extended him??

Thanks.

Why don't you two get a room?

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