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Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:17 am ]
Post subject:  So Sox fans will call it...
GRate Field for short?


Or how about "Whore Field" since Uncle Jerry rents it out for a few sheckles.


I think after this latest embarrassment, it really is time to move to Vegas or Delaware or anywhere else. A history of oddities and embarrassments has followed this franchise long enough. Time to move!

1)Throwing a World Series and almost killing the sport
2) Disco Demolition
3) Short Pants
4) A professional Clown walking the aisles
5) Another clown in the coach's box (Max Patkin)
6) An owner during a celebration who calls out his former announcers as "scum of the earth".
7) Fan violence associated with the crazy hillbillies that attend most games.
8 ) Ozzie Guillen simulating ass rape with a reporter
etc.,etc.,etc.
Author:  Rod [ Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: So Sox fans will call it...
jimmypasta wrote:
GRate Field for short?

Or how about "Whore Field" since Uncle Jerry rents it out for a few sheckles.


You have a lot of nerve, jimmy, with what's going on over in Wrigleyville.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:21 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
GRate Field for short?

Or how about "Whore Field" since Uncle Jerry rents it out for a few sheckles.


You have a lot of nerve, jimmy, with what's going on over in Wrigleyville.


Yeah,yeah, Ricketts has turned Wrigley and the area around it in to Disneyland but Ronnie Whoo-Whoo sure the Hell is no Mickey Mouse.
Author:  Nas [ Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: So Sox fans will call it...
G-Spot
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Aug 25, 2016 11:45 am ]
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It's The GUAR.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 25, 2016 12:21 pm ]
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We should call it "The Only Place In Chicago Where A Post-War World Series Banner Is Displayed"
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:44 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
We should call it "The Only Place In Chicago Where A Post-War World Series Banner Is Displayed"

Yeah but that might only work for 3 days. Gotta think of something with a bit more... longevity.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:46 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
We should call it "The Only Place In Chicago Where A Post-War World Series Banner Is Displayed"

Yeah but that might only work for 3 days. Gotta think of something with a bit more... longevity.

Like a three-year plan?
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Aug 26, 2016 4:19 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
G-Spot

Yep, and no one can find it.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:19 pm ]
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barry rozner, lamentably the most consistent "other b in b&b," just took a second to say "what is it with white sox fans who still call it comiskey? why do you have some kind of undying allegiance to charles comiskey?" totally doing the whole "HURR ONLY IDIOTS CLING TO THE PAST AND STILL CALL IT COMISKEY!!!!" thing that brandishes the trademark condescension that b&b(or b) is renown for.

i know barry's doing some kind of a bit/schtick here, but the obvious answer to his (hypothetical?) question is that when the park first opened up it was called (New) Comiskey Park. when i first got to know the park it was called comiskey park. when i first started referring to the place i called it comiskey park, ergo, i got very used to calling it "comiskey" with or without the "park." over time the powers that be wanted me to call it US Cellular Field (aka "The Joan") and now it's Great Rates Ballpark or something? fuck that, i'm sticking with comiskey because that's what naturally comes to my mind when i think of the place.

if you want me to call it US Cellular Field or whatever get that name in there when the park first opens up and it first imprints itself on my brain and you're set for life. i'm not doing a bit, i'm just doing the path of least resistance.
Author:  formerlyknownas [ Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:28 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
barry rozner, lamentably the most consistent "other b in b&b," just took a second to say "what is it with white sox fans who still call it comiskey? why do you have some kind of undying allegiance to charles comiskey?" totally doing the whole "HURR ONLY IDIOTS CLING TO THE PAST AND STILL CALL IT COMISKEY!!!!" thing that brandishes the trademark condescension that b&b(or b) is renown for.


I'd like to dedicate this post to Denisdman and say: Fuck Rozner.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: So Sox fans will call it...
jimmypasta wrote:
GRate Field for short?


btw the sodfather (roger bossard) would probably be insulted that you only used the word "great" to describe his [human words cannot do it justice] field. go to [that place where the white sox play baseball] and behold the glory of the greenest grass on this side of willie nelson and snoop dogg covering a bob marley song; you will realize that the word "great" can truly be an insult when you behold [immaculate perfection]

t. man(child) in desperate need of a hobby
Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Fri Aug 26, 2016 6:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: So Sox fans will call it...
jimmypasta wrote:
GRate Field for short?


Or how about "Whore Field" since Uncle Jerry rents it out for a few sheckles.


I think after this latest embarrassment, it really is time to move to Vegas or Delaware or anywhere else. A history of oddities and embarrassments has followed this franchise long enough. Time to move!

1)Throwing a World Series and almost killing the sport
2) Disco Demolition
3) Short Pants
4) A professional Clown walking the aisles
5) Another clown in the coach's box (Max Patkin)
6) An owner during a celebration who calls out his former announcers as "scum of the earth".
7) Fan violence associated with the crazy hillbillies that attend most games.
8 ) Ozzie Guillen simulating ass rape with a reporter
etc.,etc.,etc.

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Game over Jimmy take an enema and go to bed
Author:  Chus [ Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:49 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
It's The GUAR.


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Author:  Hussra [ Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:51 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Nas wrote:
G-Spot

Yep, and no one can find it.


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