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Author:  SteveSarley [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Congratulations White Sox

Let me be the first to admit I was wrong.
I thought Moncada was going to be a bust.
How wrong could I possibly be?
I haven't been watching lately but I just looked at the stats.
I was shocked to see that Moncada is batting 1.000.
I was totally wrong. The kid is a stud.
Oh wait!
It's not 1.000?
I read it wrong?
It's .100?
Oh well!
Never mind!

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

HAHAHAHAHA!

This rebuild has already failed. Fuck you, SUX fans!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:45 pm ]
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Sarley needs to find himself a woman.

Or a man.

Author:  SteveSarley [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:46 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Sarley needs to find himself a woman.

Or a man.

What a clever burn!
Another of your zillion quality posts that makes this board so great, Flapjacks?

Author:  America [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

what

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:48 pm ]
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What do you do that is positive for the board, Sarls?

Besides log off, nothing.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:48 pm ]
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America wrote:
what


:lol:

Author:  HawaiiYou [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:50 pm ]
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America wrote:
what


Who's on first.

Author:  SteveSarley [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:50 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
What do you do that is positive for the board, Sarls?

Besides log off, nothing.

Another classic rejoinder from the Sultan of Syrup!
I give up. There is no way to keep up with this guy!
Buh-bye, Frankie!

Author:  Brick [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:50 pm ]
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America wrote:
what

Yup.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:38 pm ]
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Sarley gave us the timeless moniker "FlapJacks"

Author:  Brick [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:39 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Sarley gave us the timeless moniker "FlapJacks"

Yeah and it wasn't beaten to death by overuse either.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:45 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Sarley gave us the timeless moniker "FlapJacks"

Yup

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:45 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Sarley gave us the timeless moniker "FlapJacks"

Yeah and it wasn't beaten to death by overuse either.

Says the guy with the sig from the SNL skit that was funny for two minutes fifteen years ago.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:47 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Sarley gave us the timeless moniker "FlapJacks"

Yeah and it wasn't beaten to death by overuse either.

Says the guy with the sig from the SNL skit that was funny for two minutes fifteen years ago.

Oh no. How will I deal with such an insult?

Author:  Peter Puck [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:48 pm ]
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There is no way the op's wife ever had an "oexperience" with him. Maybe some other dude, or chick, but not him.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:49 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Sarley gave us the timeless moniker "FlapJacks"

Yeah and it wasn't beaten to death by overuse either.

Says the guy with the sig from the SNL skit that was funny for two minutes fifteen years ago.

Oh no. How will I deal with such an insult?

You're a Purdue grad, I'm sure you will find someone smart enough to help you.

Author:  formerlyknownas [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:50 pm ]
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Peter Puck wrote:
There is no way the op's wife ever had an "oexperience" with him. Maybe some other dude, or chick, but not him.

Maybe one of those fish?

Author:  SteveSarley [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

Peter Puck wrote:
There is no way the op's wife ever had an "oexperience" with him. Maybe some other dude, or chick, but not him.

Hey, Peter Pudwhack, I thought wives and families were off limits around here?
If getting your ass kicked by a 63-year old gray haired guy is on your bucket list, you're getting awfully close to crossing it off.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:58 pm ]
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I hope that when I'm 63 I'm not Grey. I also hope that when I'm 63 I have more of a life than logging onto a message board once in awhile to post about a team that I supposedly don't care about. If my sole purpose in life was to hurl lame and outdated insults at a couple of people, I would probably just kill myself and save everybody else the trouble of having to deal with me.

Author:  SteveSarley [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:04 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I hope that when I'm 63 I'm not Grey. I also hope that when I'm 63 I have more of a life than logging onto a message board once in awhile to post about a team that I supposedly don't care about. If my sole purpose in life was to hurl lame and outdated insults at a couple of people, I would probably just kill myself and save everybody else the trouble of having to deal with me.

So you prefer bald to gray? It's your choice.
What you say is not my sole purpose in life, Flapjacks.
How can someone say that who has over 57,000 posts, an average of over 14 per day.
If this message board disappeared, I don't know what you'd do with yourself.
This is the highlight of your pitiful existence.
Actually, you should thank me for paying any attention to you at all.

Author:  America [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

Wives and families are not off limits.

Author:  SteveSarley [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:05 pm ]
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America wrote:
Wives and families are not off limits.

Oh really?
I'd like a ruling from the mods on that.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

SteveSarley wrote:
Peter Puck wrote:
There is no way the op's wife ever had an "oexperience" with him. Maybe some other dude, or chick, but not him.

Hey, Peter Pudwhack, I thought wives and families were off limits around here?
If getting your ass kicked by a 63-year old gray haired guy is on your bucket list, you're getting awfully close to crossing it off.

Easy Stevie Sardines.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

SteveSarley wrote:
America wrote:
Wives and families are not off limits.

Oh really?
I'd like a ruling from the mods on that.

Cry more.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

SteveSarley wrote:
Let me be the first to admit I was wrong.
I thought Moncada was going to be a bust.
How wrong could I possibly be?
I haven't been watching lately but I just looked at the stats.
I was shocked to see that Moncada is batting 1.000.
I was totally wrong. The kid is a stud.
Oh wait!
It's not 1.000?
I read it wrong?
It's .100?
Oh well!
Never mind!

Ho ho ho....quite a ruse.

Author:  SteveSarley [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

Frank Coztansa wrote:
SteveSarley wrote:
America wrote:
Wives and families are not off limits.

Oh really?
I'd like a ruling from the mods on that.

Cry more.

Another pot/kettle thing from the whiny little bitch!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

Talk to the hand!

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

SteveSarley wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
What do you do that is positive for the board, Sarls?

Besides log off, nothing.

Another classic rejoinder from the Sultan of Syrup

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Congratulations White Sox

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Sarley gave us the timeless moniker "FlapJacks"

Yeah and it wasn't beaten to death by overuse either.

Plus Sultan of Syrup is a million times better..

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