You ever see that movie The Time Machine? It's the land of the future, right? And there's only two types of people in the world now: the Morlocks and the Eloi. The Elois, they live above ground. They wear togas, they're all blonde, and they eat grapes and shit like that. It's the Garden of Eden up there: basically everybody lies around and listens to harp music. Now, the Morlocks, they live underground. Big, hairy, ugly suckers like you wouldn't wish on an ape. They're down there with all this machinery, doing all the labor. They're making sure the Elois have enough food and togas... So, this is a great deal if you're an Eloi, right? There's only one thing. Every once in a while a Morlock comes up to the surface and snatches an Eloi. Takes 'em down there. The Morlocks, they don't eat grapes, they're cannibals, they eat Elois. So when I think about The Time Machine it kinda reminds me of Chicago, you know?

All signs point up for Eloy, but werent some score guys comparing Schwarber to Babe Ruth only a few years ago.