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Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 4:40 pm ]
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to all who renounce their former allegiances, as distasteful as they may be, and swear allegiance to the White Sox.

There will be no penalty and you will receive full rights and privileges.

This offer will last only until opening day 2020. After that, you will be treated as the scoundrels and outlaws that you are and I will have to allow my less evolved brethren execute God's judgement.

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Sign in here and confess your sins.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 4:49 pm ]
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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 4:55 pm ]
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I don't even want to grant amnesty. These clowns have rubbed the FOUR YEARS OF PLAYOFFS in our faces every chance they got. Fuck them. Let them suffer with a mediocre at best team and a Trumpian TV network.


Matt is one of the good ones, however.

Author:  Antarctica [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:01 pm ]
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No.

There will never be peace between Sox and Cub. I'm sure the noble and gentlemanly good dolphin is doing this to try and lure the enemy behind our lines, but I must object. I will not abide their diseased presence--their OCCUPATION--on the sacred soil of Chicago's True Team.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:11 pm ]
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would not want their low IQs diluting the gene pool.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:15 pm ]
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Grant Amnesty was great in Eight is Enough.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:20 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I don't even want to grant amnesty. These clowns have rubbed the FOUR YEARS OF PLAYOFFS in our faces every chance they got. Fuck them. Let them suffer with a mediocre at best team and a Trumpian TV network.


Matt is one of the good ones, however.

Good chance the Cubs are the better team this year still. Let's make the playoffs at least once before talking mad shit :lol:

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:22 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Good chance the Cubs are the better team this year still. Let's make the playoffs at least once before talking mad shit :lol:


What kind of pussy attitude is that?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:23 pm ]
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I'm not talking shit. I pointed out they have their own mess to deal with. I don't need any Johnny Come Lately Cubs fan rooting on my team.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:26 pm ]
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Fuck 'em. Traitorous bastards.

That is all.

Author:  pittmike [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:28 pm ]
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Off with their heads!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:31 pm ]
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Mods, please delete.

Author:  Nardi [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:49 pm ]
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We Hereby Grant Amnesty

What's this WE shit, Dolphin?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:52 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I'm not talking shit. I pointed out they have their own mess to deal with. I don't need any Johnny Come Lately Cubs fan rooting on my team.


I wouldn’t worry too much about it.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:56 pm ]
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I'll need to know if Frank is driving the bandwagon.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:56 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Johnny Come Lately

Mac's favorite pornstar.

Author:  Cashman [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:58 pm ]
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In no way shape or form, do I support this.

Author:  DAC [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:57 pm ]
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Fuck your allegiances and all that stupid fandom shit. I’ll watch and follow whatever and whoever I find entertaining. I am thinking about going with my buddies to Sox opening game.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:06 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Good chance the Cubs are the better team this year still. Let's make the playoffs at least once before talking mad shit :lol:


What kind of pussy attitude is that?

This newfound collective Sox confidence is bewildering to me.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:07 pm ]
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DAC wrote:
Fuck your allegiances and all that stupid fandom shit. I’ll watch and follow whatever and whoever I find entertaining.

Sounds like an excerpt from a bandwagon fan manifesto

Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:11 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Good chance the Cubs are the better team this year still. Let's make the playoffs at least once before talking mad shit :lol:


What kind of pussy attitude is that?

This newfound collective Sox confidence is bewildering to me.


You weren't around to see how quick the turnaround was in 1983. 83.

Of course they turned back around just as quickly in 1984. :oops:

Author:  Cashman [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:12 pm ]
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DAC wrote:
Fuck your allegiances and all that stupid fandom shit. I’ll watch and follow whatever and whoever I find entertaining. I am thinking about going with my buddies to Sox opening game.


I'll call your cable provider and make sure you are blocked, and banned from the stadium!

Author:  TurdFerguson [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:36 pm ]
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I was narced on in high school by a Grant Amnesty. Little shit.

Author:  Jbi11s [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:37 pm ]
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I’m telling you guys, it’s like Caller Bob and Juiced who are the only habitual trolls in White Sox threads.

I think I can speak for most of us when I say we want the White Sox to be competitive.

Really, I don’t understand the constant anger exhibited by Sox fans.

It’ll be great for the city if the South Side team is good.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:39 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Good chance the Cubs are the better team this year still. Let's make the playoffs at least once before talking mad shit :lol:


What kind of pussy attitude is that?

This newfound collective Sox confidence is bewildering to me.


You weren't around to see how quick the turnaround was in 1983. 83.

Of course they turned back around just as quickly in 1984. :oops:

I see how quickly other teams in MLB turn it around so I don’t doubt we can do it but after a decade of losing I need to see it on the field first before I let go of my skepticism

Author:  312player [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:40 pm ]
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Amnesty..lol


It don't work like that, you can't switch allegiances.. No Sox fan should welcome a fair weather fuck..You were never a cub fan in the first place if you even pondered such a move.

I got the Cubs @ 84 wins this year, I got the Sox at 84 also.

Author:  billypootons [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:41 pm ]
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A lot of fucking confidence for a team that has won 0 games so far with 0 playoff appearances since I was single. Could be a preseason philidelphia eagles dream team 8 and 8 type team

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:42 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
A lot of fucking confidence for a team that has won 0 games so far with 0 playoff appearances since I was single. Could be a preseason philidelphia eagles dream team 8 and 8 type team

Always thought it was funny that a backup QB who failed as a high draft pick was part of the reason for calling that Eagles team a dream team.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:48 pm ]
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This is the gayest thread in the history of the board.

Author:  billypootons [ Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:49 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
This is the gayest thread in the history of the board.


A post ago sealed it

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