How did one of you guys not start the thread? After last series I shouldn't be starting these

At least we're off to a great start here

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Still pissed from last two nights.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Holy shit Eloy made a pretty tough play in left.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Cease really not having his good stuff tonight but he's battling through and saving the pen some stress.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

He'll be okay out there. We have to remember that he and others are very young and many were never really schooled on playing defense.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Good experience for him. Need at least 7 innings from him.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Very annoying Duffy wasn’t knocked out.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Royals coming back. Foster getting roughed up.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Robert mistimes his jump and it starts off a three run inning. Should have been caught.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Abreu with guys on is just money

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Get that buffer zone back here.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

That ball isnt coming down till tomorrow.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

and they deliver

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I was getting worried there, but the Royals are always good for getting well.

Cowabunga did he ever turn on that ball

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Timmy continues his quest for back to back batting titles

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

So this is where Matt Harvey ended up.

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That may have been the hardest hit ball by a White Sox since Dan Pasqua bounced one off the Winston sign.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

Cishek tried to give it away but couldn't

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Release him. The gig is up.

Dunning tomorrow. I'm actually more excited for that than Giolito or Keuchel on Saturday and Sunday as I really want to see more of what we have in Dunning. I already know what Giolito and Keuchel can do vs KC

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

How was that only 458 feet. That was about the farthest I have ever seen a ball hit

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You have a new sig....

seemed appropriate for our times

Quite possibly the best writing I have ever read.

Here is one of my favorite renditions, although it doesn't really give you the context that he is, in fact, mfing Brutus and praising Caesar.

Every single line is a pearl, if you choose to listen closely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q89MLuLSJgk

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That was worth watching a few times....

That's the heart of that play, right there. (Duh, obviously.)

It was funny seeing the character Jim Garrison quoting this in JFK. Absolutely fantastic movie, lousy history.

Where's Karen?!

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"Change has come to Amerika."- TFG

Pesky fuckers

Benetti has to be laughing at doing a game in West Virginia and now Kansas City inside of four hours. And getting full payment.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.