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Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Things That Are More Fun Than Watching The White Sox |
I've found that doing laundry and wasting time on http://www.pogo.com are fitting alternatives. Maybe I'll actually read a book or do some writing instead of watching the game on TV.... At least they can't lose today. |
Author: | Stinkfinger The Crow [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:14 am ] |
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Bashing yourself in the nuts with a ball-pene hammer comes to mind. |
Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:36 am ] |
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slamming your head in the freezer door? |
Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:46 am ] |
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I'd rather watch a Sox game than read one of Mao's posts. |
Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:57 am ] |
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Quote: I'd rather watch a Sox game than read one of Mao's posts.
Winner. |
Author: | OakBrookJoe [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:49 am ] |
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This must be how a Tampa Bay Devil Ray fan feels every year. |
Author: | BD [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:52 am ] |
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OakBrookJoe wrote: This must be how a Tampa Bay Devil Ray fan feels every year.
I disagree - TB is usually rebuilding, trying to win with top prospects, which may eventually pay off before they have to pay them, but this sucks because the White Sox have expectations - Kenny Williams expected this team to be a WS contender. I had them at about 85 wins, which meant they would be at least in the race, but now we're going to turn into a worse version of TB by the end of July with veterans who stink, and couldn't be dumped AND with some of our 'top' prospects getting playing time. |
Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:47 pm ] |
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You know what is even more depressing? Brian Anderson is AWESOME on MLB 2006. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:16 pm ] |
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watching the cubs lose drinking beer playing guitar walking my dog playing guitar drinking beer watching the cubs lose |
Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:18 pm ] |
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watching anything else drinking beer playing guitar walking my....*cough* playing guitar drinking beer watching anything else |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:41 pm ] |
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oh, i really meant taking my dog for a walk but porn is better too |
Author: | Tall Midget [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:43 pm ] |
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Spaulding wrote: I'd rather watch a Sox game than read one of Mao's posts.
I'd rather watch a Sox game than read the soccer thread. |
Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:45 pm ] |
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That thing is still going pretty strong. I think W_Z is the only one posting in it. |
Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:04 pm ] |
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WZ is answering himself now? the power of the message board! |
Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:44 am ] |
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Spaulding wrote: I think W_Z is the only one posting in it.
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Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:57 am ] |
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"I'd sooner be turked by a syphillitic bear." |
Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:03 am ] |
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my rising post count is more fun to watch than the Sox |
Author: | W_Z [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:10 pm ] |
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doug - evergreen park wrote: WZ is answering himself now?
the power of the message board! That's an excellent point! Nice post! |
Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:55 pm ] |
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More fun than a Sox game: 1. Sticking needles in my own eyeball 2. Adding mace to my buffalo wild wings. 3. Visiting the Darkside inlaws in prison (sit when shots are fired!) 4. A colonoscopy. 5. Being at work, with no access to CSFMB 6. Watching Harry Twatter and re-enacting the scenes. 7. Putting a bag over my head and tying a cinderblock to my ankle, with 8 feet of rope. 8. Getting dung thrown at you by an angry baboon. 9. Getting a forced nuetering by Ungotz 10. Posting "Great Post" 11. Vomiting up that green stuff after 12 hours of a hangover. 12. Jerking off until you get the "dry heaves" 13. rolling over my own foot with the lawnmower. 14. Sitting thru "The Bridges of Madison County" without gagging. 15. Doing a self-appendectomy. 16. Shooting up drano. 17. Cleaning the yard without a "pooper scooper" 18. Getting punched in the face by Michael Barrett. 19. Bumping my own posts. 20. Bobbing for razor Blades. |
Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:50 pm ] |
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Quote: 12. Jerking off until you get the "dry heaves"
Oh the memories. |
Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:47 pm ] |
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Actually I lied. Went to Sundays game. It was a ball. More fun than shooting up Drano. |
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