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Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:31 am ]
Post subject:  Things That Are More Fun Than Watching The White Sox

I've found that doing laundry and wasting time on http://www.pogo.com are fitting alternatives. Maybe I'll actually read a book or do some writing instead of watching the game on TV....

At least they can't lose today.

Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:14 am ]
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Bashing yourself in the nuts with a ball-pene hammer comes to mind.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:36 am ]
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slamming your head in the freezer door?

Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:46 am ]
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I'd rather watch a Sox game than read one of Mao's posts.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:57 am ]
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I'd rather watch a Sox game than read one of Mao's posts.


Winner.

Author:  OakBrookJoe [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:49 am ]
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This must be how a Tampa Bay Devil Ray fan feels every year.

Author:  BD [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:52 am ]
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OakBrookJoe wrote:
This must be how a Tampa Bay Devil Ray fan feels every year.


I disagree - TB is usually rebuilding, trying to win with top prospects, which may eventually pay off before they have to pay them, but this sucks because the White Sox have expectations - Kenny Williams expected this team to be a WS contender. I had them at about 85 wins, which meant they would be at least in the race, but now we're going to turn into a worse version of TB by the end of July with veterans who stink, and couldn't be dumped AND with some of our 'top' prospects getting playing time.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:47 pm ]
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You know what is even more depressing?

Brian Anderson is AWESOME on MLB 2006.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:16 pm ]
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watching the cubs lose

drinking beer

playing guitar

walking my dog

playing guitar

drinking beer

watching the cubs lose

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:18 pm ]
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watching anything else

drinking beer

playing guitar

walking my....*cough*

playing guitar

drinking beer

watching anything else

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:41 pm ]
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oh, i really meant taking my dog for a walk

but porn is better too

Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I'd rather watch a Sox game than read one of Mao's posts.


:lol:

I'd rather watch a Sox game than read the soccer thread.

Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:45 pm ]
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That thing is still going pretty strong. I think W_Z is the only one posting in it.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:04 pm ]
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WZ is answering himself now?

the power of the message board!
:D

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:44 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I think W_Z is the only one posting in it.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:57 am ]
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"I'd sooner be turked by a syphillitic bear."

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:03 am ]
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my rising post count is more fun to watch than the Sox

Author:  W_Z [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:10 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
WZ is answering himself now?

the power of the message board!
:D


That's an excellent point! Nice post!

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:55 pm ]
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More fun than a Sox game:

1. Sticking needles in my own eyeball
2. Adding mace to my buffalo wild wings.
3. Visiting the Darkside inlaws in prison (sit when shots are fired!)
4. A colonoscopy.
5. Being at work, with no access to CSFMB
6. Watching Harry Twatter and re-enacting the scenes.
7. Putting a bag over my head and tying a cinderblock to my ankle, with 8 feet of rope.
8. Getting dung thrown at you by an angry baboon.
9. Getting a forced nuetering by Ungotz
10. Posting "Great Post"
11. Vomiting up that green stuff after 12 hours of a hangover.
12. Jerking off until you get the "dry heaves"
13. rolling over my own foot with the lawnmower.
14. Sitting thru "The Bridges of Madison County" without gagging.
15. Doing a self-appendectomy.
16. Shooting up drano.
17. Cleaning the yard without a "pooper scooper"
18. Getting punched in the face by Michael Barrett.
19. Bumping my own posts.
20. Bobbing for razor Blades.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:50 pm ]
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12. Jerking off until you get the "dry heaves"


Oh the memories.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:47 pm ]
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Actually I lied. Went to Sundays game. It was a ball. More fun than shooting up Drano.

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