Are they really going to erect a Harold Baines statue at the Cell?

The very thought makes me LOL. Nothing to do with Baines career, but rather, who could tell the difference between a statue of Harold Baines vs. if Harold was actually standing there?

Seriously! I bet a lot of people would think it was actually Harold. It would be like those palace guards that have to stand perfectly still all the time, and people keep making faces at them and trying to startle them to try and make them move.

Oops, did Dan already do this? I kinda had a feeling this wouldn't be original, but I heard the statue discussion at least twice on other shows and nobody mentioned this angle. Kudos to DB for beating me to it then. I feel like Kenny Banya. Maybe I should tell Ovaltine jokes instead.

Actually that will be HArolds new job. To be his own statue, he has been at it for 4 years.

ozzie knows he is Reinsdorf's favorite player and always tries to say things in a nice way about Harold.

Don't think he likes him being around too much.

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Alright, who is this? They are finally letting they're guard down. Cake sucks, so does this troll.

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I thought the Comiskey statue was a joke, but even though Harold was my favorite Sox/Sock...I call bullshit. Enough with these joke statues of above average/very good announcers-players, damn.

What's next? A statue of the 1.8 second man from Hamburg, Arkansas?

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