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| Author: | Rod [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Bauer |
At this point the Sox are so reviled by the fans, I don't think signing Bauer could make it any worse. Sure, the progressive feminists on White Sox Twitter would go out of their minds like they did with LaRussa, but so what? |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Claims he's sitting at 96-98, 99 occasionally on his fast-ball pitching against Dodger prospects in a back-lot ST exhibition featuring Asian-league players vs Dodger ST also-rans:  Dunno if you can put much stock in a hand-held spring training gun tho. Yankees claim to want nothing to do with Bauer even with Cole's injury; which who they Steve Howe crappin'. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
I guess proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that a grifter came at him hard is not enough to get uncancelled. He should be a sympathetic figure, not reviled. Sign him and then ask the media why they shouldn't have? |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
It's S&M Day on the Southside! |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
All the lifestyles people are encouraged to shout out yet all of them are shocked and disgusted by extremely rough sex. What a world. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
wrong time, wrong place. LA at the ass-end of the height of meh 2, too high profile. Probably could've gotten away with a 30 game suspension and still pitched in the playoffs that year in Toronto, Kansas City or Houston. America loves a redemption arc, but MLB also needs a trophy me-too scalp to trot out next time a player done wrongs a woman. Otherwise they'll have to donate millions to womyn's groups, record PSA's about no-means-no-not-anal and wear pink-jockstraps for an extra month or whatever. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: At this point the Sox are so reviled by the fans, I don't think signing Bauer could make it any worse. Sure, the progressive feminists on White Sox Twitter would go out of their minds like they did with LaRussa, but so what? soxtalk loses their shit at the mention of clevinger. Bauer would end them. When did sox fans become like this? We used to be like the Raiders, a refuge for people making comebacks. |
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| Author: | This Ends in Antioch [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
good dolphin wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: At this point the Sox are so reviled by the fans, I don't think signing Bauer could make it any worse. Sure, the progressive feminists on White Sox Twitter would go out of their minds like they did with LaRussa, but so what? soxtalk loses their shit at the mention of clevinger. Bauer would end them. When did sox fans become like this? We used to be like the Raiders, a refuge for people making comebacks. Reason enough to sign him. He’d walk in as the best pitcher on the team. Sign him for that reason alone and flip him at the deadline. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
good dolphin wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: At this point the Sox are so reviled by the fans, I don't think signing Bauer could make it any worse. Sure, the progressive feminists on White Sox Twitter would go out of their minds like they did with LaRussa, but so what? soxtalk loses their shit at the mention of clevinger. Bauer would end them. When did sox fans become like this? We used to be like the Raiders, a refuge for people making comebacks. It’s just college kids, no real power. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
He’s in the uncle’s price range. |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: At this point the Sox are so reviled by the fans, I don't think signing Bauer could make it any worse. Sure, the progressive feminists on White Sox Twitter would go out of their minds like they did with LaRussa, but so what? You don't want to piss off the progressive feminists. Who is going to fill the stands for bring your dog night at the park? |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
good dolphin wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: At this point the Sox are so reviled by the fans, I don't think signing Bauer could make it any worse. Sure, the progressive feminists on White Sox Twitter would go out of their minds like they did with LaRussa, but so what? soxtalk loses their shit at the mention of clevinger. Bauer would end them. When did sox fans become like this? We used to be like the Raiders, a refuge for people making comebacks. Good old days of Sox fans:  Post 2005:  I blame Obama: 
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| Author: | Hussra [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
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| Author: | Warren Newson [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
They can also just bring Clevinger back. He won't put up a sub 4.00 era season, but he'd still probably be the valedictorian of this group. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
good dolphin wrote: All the lifestyles people are encouraged to shout out yet all of them are shocked and disgusted by extremely rough sex. What a world. What rough sex? |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Nardi wrote: good dolphin wrote: All the lifestyles people are encouraged to shout out yet all of them are shocked and disgusted by extremely rough sex. What a world. What rough sex? Knocking your partner unconscious with your fists |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Nas wrote: Nardi wrote: good dolphin wrote: All the lifestyles people are encouraged to shout out yet all of them are shocked and disgusted by extremely rough sex. What a world. What rough sex? Knocking your partner unconscious with your fists Nas is not Chicago tough. |
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| Author: | Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Warren Newson wrote: They can also just bring Clevinger back. He won't put up a sub 4.00 era season, but he'd still probably be the valedictorian of this group. Get both |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: They can also just bring Clevinger back. He won't put up a sub 4.00 era season, but he'd still probably be the valedictorian of this group. Get both If the goal is to tank, why would they sign any decent pitching. 100+ losses is the goal. F the fans. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Nas wrote: Nardi wrote: good dolphin wrote: All the lifestyles people are encouraged to shout out yet all of them are shocked and disgusted by extremely rough sex. What a world. What rough sex? Knocking your partner unconscious with your fists Nas is not Chicago tough.  I never said I didn't partake in the exercise.
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| Author: | Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Nas wrote: Nardi wrote: good dolphin wrote: All the lifestyles people are encouraged to shout out yet all of them are shocked and disgusted by extremely rough sex. What a world. What rough sex? Knocking your partner unconscious with your fists Nas is not Chicago tough.
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| Author: | Warren Newson [ Sat Mar 16, 2024 2:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: They can also just bring Clevinger back. He won't put up a sub 4.00 era season, but he'd still probably be the valedictorian of this group. Get both If the goal is to tank, why would they sign any decent pitching. 100+ losses is the goal. F the fans. Tanking can't get them a top 10 pick next year: https://www.southsidesox.com/2023/12/7/ ... he-lottery Therefore, other than not spending money, it seems pointless. |
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| Author: | This Ends in Antioch [ Sat Mar 16, 2024 2:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Warren Newson wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: They can also just bring Clevinger back. He won't put up a sub 4.00 era season, but he'd still probably be the valedictorian of this group. Get both If the goal is to tank, why would they sign any decent pitching. 100+ losses is the goal. F the fans. Tanking can't get them a top 10 pick next year: https://www.southsidesox.com/2023/12/7/ ... he-lottery Therefore, other than not spending money, it seems pointless. Well what the fuck is that?! I feel personally attacked. |
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| Author: | Warren Newson [ Sat Mar 16, 2024 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
This Ends in Antioch wrote: Warren Newson wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: They can also just bring Clevinger back. He won't put up a sub 4.00 era season, but he'd still probably be the valedictorian of this group. Get both If the goal is to tank, why would they sign any decent pitching. 100+ losses is the goal. F the fans. Tanking can't get them a top 10 pick next year: https://www.southsidesox.com/2023/12/7/ ... he-lottery Therefore, other than not spending money, it seems pointless. Well what the fuck is that?! I feel personally attacked. Do you guys not read Caller Bob posts? He's been shouting this from the roof tops. I think it's the most exciting thing to ever to happen to him. |
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| Author: | Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Warren Newson wrote: Do you guys not read Caller Bob posts? He's been shouting this from the roof tops. I think it's the most exciting thing to ever to happen to him. I usually read the post after Caller Bob posts--that post is usually the one where he is made to look like an idiot. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sat Mar 16, 2024 7:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
If the White Sox were ever going to sign Bauer, tonight would be the time to do it, right after Fields is finally traded. Sign him and have him pitch Opening Day, and nobody will notice. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Sat Mar 16, 2024 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: I usually read the post after Caller Bob posts--that post is usually the one where he is made to look like an idiot. Underestimates CB's ability to self-flagellate |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
    His agent over-sold his performance, 4 hits + 2 walks / 3 = 2.0 WHIP. Bauer pitching out of jams/runners on situations well (after creating the jam). Bullpen arm? That leg-kick pause thing Bauer developed recently and mixes in on occasion more effective once through the order vs hitters seeing him 3+ times in a game and picking up on his tells. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: Do you guys not read Caller Bob posts? He's been shouting this from the roof tops. I think it's the most exciting thing to ever to happen to him. I usually read the post after Caller Bob posts--that post is usually the one where he is made to look like an idiot. I'm always learning something here.
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bauer |
Hussra wrote: His agent over-sold his performance, 4 hits + 2 walks / 3 = 2.0 WHIP. Bauer pitching out of jams/runners on situations well (after creating the jam). Bullpen arm? That leg-kick pause thing Bauer developed recently and mixes in on occasion more effective once through the order vs hitters seeing him 3+ times in a game and picking up on his tells. He would be hands-down, the best pitcher on the White Sox right now if they signed him. |
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