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Author:	bigfan [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:48 pm ]
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I shall address all of Christopher's concerns as he stated them to me. bf, don't ever put words in my mouth, clown. -Never actually quoted you. I said it was something you MIGHT say, thus I was making fun of you. Your entire station can do what I did all day, but when it comes to me doing it, I am a "clown"? lol Because you're the administrator of this board doesn't make you knowledgeable about anything except running a website -Correct, except I am not really knowledgable about running a website either. bf's post might be better if he had a fraction of a clue of what he thought he did -Not sure what Christopher meant here? bf, I figure people here enjoy getting responses from those they talk about. If you don't like my replies don't read 'em. -Christopher, are you trying to apply the 'If you don't like the show change the station philosohpy? and how can I determine if I am not going to like what you psoted if I don't read it? We get it. You don't like the White Sox and you don't like anything I do on the air. -True I am not a Sox fan and without taking one shot at Kenny, he is helping me prove some points. I NEVER said I didn't like what you did on the air. I actually like the way you can identify a nut and keep him on the air for a long time. The only thing I ever said in a negative light about your shows is that J Hood would have been a better choice for Sox pre and post game from a fans point of view, but I understand management probably would not agree. By the way, if it weren't for the other people on this board, your site would blow. Just my opinion. -100% correct. Was that your professional opinion ? I think I have covered all your concerns and I look forward to seeing you Friday night at Sluggers. I will buy you and Drinky a shot or 5? GENERAL NOTE: It's cold out! Wear a JACKET!

Author:	doug - evergreen park [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:07 pm ]
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Quote: By the way, if it weren't for the other people on this board, your site would blow. Just my opinion. agreed. this board would blow without me.

Author:	kerchungathunk [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:50 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote: Quote: By the way, if it weren't for the other people on this board, your site would blow. Just my opinion. agreed. this board would blow without me. I loved that bit o insight from Herr Doktor Professor Rongi.

Author:	Brick [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:57 pm ]
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"Rongey is a son of a bitch!" "Rongey is the father of every kid in this town!" "Rongey once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!" "One time I was with Rongey in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Rongey goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Rongey! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChrisRongey' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'" "He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!" "His poop is used as currency in Argentina." "He sweats Gatorade" "He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health." "He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!" "I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury." "He sheds his skin once a year." "He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia." "He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Rongey!" "I once saw him eat a whole live chicken." "His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson." "He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that." "Rongey was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!" "Did I ever tell you about the time Rongey took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Rongey takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Rongey yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'" "Rongey had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese." "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road." "He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child." "They found $60 in change in his stomach." "He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie." "He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault." "Rongey drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'" "They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Rongey talk in his sleep." "He date raped David Bowie." "He once inhaled a seagull." "The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress." "It was the sight of Rongey's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane." "He once had sex with a cigarette machine." "He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident." "He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel." "He once ate the Bible while water skiing." "He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls." "He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!" "You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!" "He has dandruff the size of mice!" "He jogged with a fridge on his back!" "Rongey was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!" "His first name is Chris! ....... I'm drunk." "He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi." "He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen." "He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million." "Did I ever tell you about the time Rongey went hunting? Rongey decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle." "We once had a bachelor party for Rongey. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it." "Rongey once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart." "He has a toenail on the end of his penis." "Rongey once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms." "Rongey's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong." "Rongey ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool." "Did I ever tell you about the time Rongey was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Rongey chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews." "He breastfeeds John Madden." "Rongey named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that." "If you drop a phonograph needle on Rongey's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'" "They use Rongey's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium." "Rongey directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels." "All the 'Yes' album covers are Rongey family photos." "He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom." "Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Rongey said it would've happened sometime." "Rongey's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'" "Rongey still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films." "He thinks then iron man is gay." "He framed Roger Rabbit." "The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Rongey - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men." "He gave a handjob to a manta ray."

Author:	kerchungathunk [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:01 pm ]
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Okay, I'm lost. What the hell inspired that! Hilarious and baffling at the same time.

Author:	BearBoy [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:57 pm ]
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Rongey's post do seem much more enraged than he is during his show for some reason, as if he is an agressive bad ass? Any truth to that one Rongey? I went back and read everything and I failed to see what you seem to be so angry about?

Author:	Ranger [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:57 am ]
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bf, you better come introduce yourself. There's a good possibility, though, that you might get a Cesar Izturis from me.

Author:	Beardown [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:33 am ]
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Jeez. Ranger sure lets his guard down here. You never here comments on the post game show like this. He's very polite and professional to the idiots calling from Bridgeport. Not to Big Fan on CSFMB. I like it. CSFMB brings out the best in everybody.

Author:	FYI [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:12 am ]
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Yes, Ranger is a bit of a dick when he posts, but when he is on the air, he is Mr. Calm, Cool and Collected, and he does go after BF quite a bit. Like his ears are burning? Beardown and Bearboy are you related?

Author:	BigW72 [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:33 pm ]
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Ranger wrote: bf, you better come introduce yourself. There's a good possibility, though, that you might get a Caesar Izturis from me. "Hello Friend"

Author:	TheDawg [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:48 pm ]
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Ranger might be gay too? Biker gay?

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:06 pm ]
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One time Rongey showed up at my kids birthday party with a burlap sack full of human teeth over his shoulder. He threw the sack at me and yelled "Happy Birthday, don't spend it all in once place!" Then he impregnated my wife right there on the spot! To Rongey!!

Author:	C_Howitt_Fealz [ Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:39 am ]
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Bigfan, just remember, "Pain don't hurt."

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