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Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:20 pm ]
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STRETCH!

Author:  suckers playground [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:21 pm ]
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right siiize, wrong shape

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:23 pm ]
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Shut up DJ

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:24 pm ]
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Where was that pitch?

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:24 pm ]
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Man, that's a foot outside. A foot outside!!!!

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:29 pm ]
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... aaannnnd there's a Matt Abbatacola to end the inning...

Author:  My Coach Vinny [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:35 pm ]
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Ya get guys like Moronotti. Ya know what I call those guys? Hiney birds. You know what a hiney bird is? A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed concentric circles until eventually he flies up his own behind and disappears forever.

Author:  SHARK [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:36 pm ]
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YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD...YES!!!

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:38 pm ]
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Yeah, but he really got the hit that hurt us... the little duck fart double up the middle.

Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:41 pm ]
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Souvenir- right side.

Author:  suckers playground [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:58 pm ]
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that pitch ate 'im up
ate 'im up inside

Author:  W_Z [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:58 pm ]
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That is TOTAL B.S.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:05 pm ]
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don tell me what you hit, tell me when you hit em

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:10 pm ]
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-One time buddy. Right here.

-1st and 3rd 'em

-Sit back, relax and strap it down...

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:11 pm ]
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He couldn't find the ears on that ball.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:44 pm ]
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He just missed it

Chopper, 2 hopper

This guy has been a Sox killer

Real him in, Zone him in, light him up

cat bird's seat

That was a Bolingbrook bounce

Gas!

Author:  My Coach Vinny [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:52 pm ]
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We got sacks packed with Sox.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:20 pm ]
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Heard this one today on Hall's bases loaded flyout.

"Way back, he looks up and you can put it on the board.....NO."

Author:  Chus [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:51 pm ]
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C'mon JD, four ball base hit.

Author:  suckers playground [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:58 pm ]
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who's the burrito with the tuba?

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:36 pm ]
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It's a can of corn...

Author:  Why is Mac So Angry? [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:41 pm ]
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oh fuck

Author:  Jagr Bomb [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:48 pm ]
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He gone

I love email

Author:  Jagr Bomb [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:49 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AJEXpEdCNA

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:52 pm ]
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Bitch gave me herpies!!!

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:53 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Bitch gave me herpies!!!


Oh wait. That's mine.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:59 pm ]
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"Stretch! Get on back there!"

Author:  Jagr Bomb [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:04 pm ]
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This ball game is "O-VAH!"

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:06 pm ]
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-Tea cup time!!!! (Doesn't use this much any more.)

-Gas!!!!

-Can of corn.

-Mercy!!!

Author:  Matty [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:32 pm ]
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Grab some bench

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