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| Author: | City of Fools [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
I was actually watching the Sox last night, trying to find the Cubs...it was at that point that Cabrera was at the plate, and it sure sounded like that... |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
Digital Camera w/video Video said clip on DVR with your camera youtube.com |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
The game is on right now, an encore. Comcast |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
HAWKWATCH 08! Ok it's only the 2nd and this game is shitty to watch but I will report my findings on the Hawk Swear. I will look for: a) Loudness of swear. Was this inadvertant? Did he mean to cover the mic and say it under his breath? b) Anger level. Was this an uncontrolled ejaculation of profanity? Or just a sign of frustration. c) Microphone pickup. Speaks for itself. d) Potential alteration by Comcast Sports net prior to 2nd airing. e) Potential insanity of Panther PislA My report should be ready in about 3 hours. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
He yells "DADGUMMIT" with some vitirol when Span bloops in that double down the LF line in the 4th or 5th I think |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
Frank Coztansa wrote: He yells "DADGUMMIT" with some vitirol when Span bloops in that double down the LF line in the 4th or 5th I think He yells that every game. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
He says it a lot, yes. But this time he really screamed it. You can tell he was sick of seeing those little bloopers fall in |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
Frank Coztansa wrote: He says it a lot, yes. But this time he really screamed it. You can tell he was sick of seeing those little bloopers fall in Right now it's the 3rd, no sign of profanity, but I did hear this gem, "They're not afraid to hit with 1 strike." 
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
| I know I love that "I tell ya Fiesty, this guy is not afraid to get a big base hit for them. I remember a series back when he was with Toronto in 04, and we went up there, he just wore us out. I mean he had that magic wand up there and everything our pitchers threw him he just waved that wand and got a hit. I mean you talk about a pain in the derierre, this guy is it" |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
4th Inning: Quote: That's another flair, get foul... fair ba DADGUMMIT! That's unreal! That is UNREAL! The flares that he's had.. two of em in this game!
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
Interesting. They just teleported to the 6th. Potential editing warning in effect. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anyone Hear Hawk Swear Last Night? |
HAWKWATCH 08! Here's the final rankings. a) Loudness of swear. Was this inadvertant? Did he mean to cover the mic and say it under his breath? This was a loud, in microphone F-bomb. He had been ranting on the 3rd base umpire for pretty much the whole inning, saying that (paraphrased) he shouldn't be there here, not a good umpire. Then... it happened "And that's just fucked". There was positively no mistaking it. None at all. He said it, into the mircophone, angry. b) Anger level. Was this an uncontrolled ejaculation of profanity? Or just a sign of frustration. As alluded to earlier there was serious anger in his voice. It was uncontrolled. Hawk let it fly. He went for it like a ninja turtle for pizza. c) Microphone pickup. Speaks for itself. Picked it up like beardown picks up prostitutes. Again, no doubter here. d) Potential alteration by Comcast Sports net prior to 2nd airing. Nope. They let it roll. Pretty amazing they didn't notice that, unless the producers and the powers that be at Comcast are just like us and they don't listen to Hawk. e) Potential insanity of Panther PislA No conclusions. While insanity didn't play a part in today's post, the jury is still out on other evidence produced in the last couple years. Conclusion: Confirmed F-Bomb, high anger, probably sweating bullets and red, he just let it go. There is also significant evidence pointing to the fact that no one actually listens to Hawk besides Panther. Thank you for you time. |
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