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Author:  shirtless driver [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:16 pm ]
Post subject:  If I Were Scott Podsednik....

I would go on the fucking record and ask that people cease and desist from calling me "Scotty Pods".
It's fucking retarded.
:evil:

Author:  Chilli Palmer [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:20 pm ]
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You would be a very bad outfielder. :idea:

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:24 pm ]
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I would prefer Scotty Pods over Peter Pan

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:26 pm ]
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Who gives a shit anyway? He's fuckin' lucky enough that he gets called to get on the team flight.

Dumbest thread of the week to date ....

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:26 pm ]
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Quote:
If I Were Scott Podsednik....


I'd go home and have sex with my wife.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:30 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
Quote:
If I Were Scott Podsednik....


I'd go home and have sex with my wife.


+69

Author:  spmack [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:32 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Dumbest thread of the week to date ....


You haven't seen a lot of the other threads then.

Author:  shirtless driver [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:32 pm ]
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did I hit a nerve, Don Meatball? :roll:

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:51 pm ]
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No ... that sounded way more dickish than I meant it to. I got no beef with ya.

He is lucky they don't call him "Scotty Poddy", I'll say that.

Author:  shirtless driver [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:53 pm ]
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:wink:

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:25 pm ]
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I might feel a little bad about my choice of words.

I feel dreadfully awful, even sickly, that I might have given the impression that I was a Pods fan ... :shock: :shock: :oops:

Author:  Apologist [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:37 pm ]
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Author:  shirtless driver [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:42 pm ]
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works for me. :D

Author:  mel junior [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:43 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
Quote:
If I Were Scott Podsednik....


I'd go home and have sex with my wife.


Because someone was bound to ask for it .... and I'm a giver:

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edit: looks like someone else is a giver too ... bless you.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:31 am ]
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Podsednik= Cumback Player of the Year

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Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:37 am ]
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Good gravy Marie ... if that's his wife, Pods should be given a cabinet-level position quickly.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:02 am ]
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that is his wife...explains all those groin problems, doesn't it? 8)

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:05 am ]
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August 2005 wants his joke back, Doug :P

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:06 am ]
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And now a look into my very broken mind ...

Reading the topic headline again, I started (involuntarily) hearing Olive Oyl singing it to some song that was called "If I were President" that she did in a bad Popeye cartoon ... remove 'Scott' from the headline, and it fits (a little awkwardly, but it fits).

First, I want to know if anyone will be able to recall that song (or admit to it publicly), and second, I want to know where I can find either drugs or masonry drill-bits to make me stop thinking things like that.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:10 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
And now a look into my very broken mind ...

Reading the topic headline again, I started (involuntarily) hearing Olive Oyl singing it to some song that was called "If I were President" that she did in a bad Popeye cartoon ... remove 'Scott' from the headline, and it fits (a little awkwardly, but it fits).

First, I want to know if anyone will be able to recall that song (or admit to it publicly), and second, I want to know where I can find either drugs or masonry drill-bits to make me stop thinking things like that.

Yes Don, I remember it, also. Olive, the people's cherce. what could be werse?
It's now stuck in my head. Where's 'Private Dancer' when you need it?
I bet you could find that cartoon on YouTube.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:59 pm ]
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Mr. Reason wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
And now a look into my very broken mind ...

Reading the topic headline again, I started (involuntarily) hearing Olive Oyl singing it to some song that was called "If I were President" that she did in a bad Popeye cartoon ... remove 'Scott' from the headline, and it fits (a little awkwardly, but it fits).

First, I want to know if anyone will be able to recall that song (or admit to it publicly), and second, I want to know where I can find either drugs or masonry drill-bits to make me stop thinking things like that.

Yes Don, I remember it, also. Olive, the people's cherce. what could be werse?
It's now stuck in my head. Where's 'Private Dancer' when you need it?
I bet you could find that cartoon on YouTube.


You 2 cocksuckers A beatiful babe and you assholes are thinking about Olive Oyl! Do you pull the goalie to Jessica Rabbit?

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:00 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
August 2005 wants his joke back, Doug :P


it was funny then...and it's funny now. :)

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:02 pm ]
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Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
And now a look into my very broken mind ...

Reading the topic headline again, I started (involuntarily) hearing Olive Oyl singing it to some song that was called "If I were President" that she did in a bad Popeye cartoon ... remove 'Scott' from the headline, and it fits (a little awkwardly, but it fits).

First, I want to know if anyone will be able to recall that song (or admit to it publicly), and second, I want to know where I can find either drugs or masonry drill-bits to make me stop thinking things like that.

Yes Don, I remember it, also. Olive, the people's cherce. what could be werse?
It's now stuck in my head. Where's 'Private Dancer' when you need it?
I bet you could find that cartoon on YouTube.


You 2 cocksuckers A beatiful babe and you assholes are thinking about Olive Oyl! Do you pull the goalie to Jessica Rabbit?


I might be if I were so inclined, given ...

she did the singing
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and she, of course, did the voice-acting
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