1.) Can't Hit

2) Can't Field.

............this thread can go on for 10 pages.....

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Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

Bearstein once posted something about those commercials being targeted to white trash.

I lol'd on that one.

Who's the ad agency responsible for the "White Sox Tradition" commercials? I have all the respect in the world for the Ranger doing the radio ads, but the TV spots featuring those two fans wearing classic Sox shirts and the other with the kid who got a "B" and is blindfolded are sooo annoying!

Don't know what Ivy League Grad created them, but I do know which Bog 10 Grad approves them.

Not sure the Sox have so many traditions, but off the top of my head I could think of better ones that might even be realistic. Na Na Na na, hey hey hey Goodbye, taking a shower, Churros? Maybe even reach back in history for a Falstaff?

Maybe a 3 foot antenna on my parents house and a little black box on my TV that I can turn Ch 44 into Sox games, or flip the other way after 11 PM for soft porn! "TRADITIONS! YOU HAD TO PAY FOR THEM!"

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Which Big East Grad skipped spelling class?

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