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Author:  bigfan [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:14 pm ]
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not one Sox fan sees the humor in the self diagnositc nature of this team? Herm really showing the way!

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:16 pm ]
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I thought Peavy told him he should be good to go out there the next day?

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:21 pm ]
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This is the result of AJ's influence on the team and his lack of respect for the medical staff.

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:26 pm ]
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Dunn said he went to Web MD before Herm....said he had pain for a few days.

Web MD...Brooks Boyer, get on that!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:35 pm ]
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Yeah, sports trainers should be able to diagnose appendicitis. Maybe Herm can learn how to diagnose a stroke, or an aneurysm!


:roll:

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:50 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Yeah, sports trainers should be able to diagnose appendicitis. Maybe Herm can learn how to diagnose a stroke, or an aneurysm!


:roll:

Franklin, I bet Herm could x-ray your head and not find anything.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:53 pm ]
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He wouldn't be the first to try, thats for sure.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:56 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Yeah, sports trainers should be able to diagnose appendicitis. Maybe Herm can learn how to diagnose a stroke, or an aneurysm!


:roll:


Yes. They know absolutely nothing. They have no educational background in anything. They are not part of the chain of command of the medical staff. They never do preliminary evaluations and never refer anything to the organization's staff of doctors or the ER if need be. They simply hold towels, dispense salt and only respond to the name Doc.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:03 pm ]
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Well as far as I know, trainers don't do these in the locker room: ultrasounds, xrays, blood tests, CT scans, barium tests, or a urine test...which after a physical exam is how appendicitis is diagnosed.

Once again, :roll:

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:22 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Well as far as I know, trainers don't do these in the locker room: ultrasounds, xrays, blood tests, CT scans, barium tests, or a urine test...which after a physical exam is how appendicitis is diagnosed.

Once again, :roll:


Well you are making it sound like they rub liquid heat on elbows and tape an ankle and serve no other purpose. They are generally the first person the player will see and report the symptoms to. They will then most likely do a quick physical/verbal question evaluation and contact the appropriate physician and coordinate with them on getting further testing or they will send them immediately to the ER. So while they don't conduct the above mentioned tests, they are part of the evaluation process in the early stages.

Herm is not going to diagnose anything nor is he going to conduct that testing, but he will do a preliminary evaluation, identify symptoms and red flags and then make the decision to send said athlete to the physician. He is an important part of the process in the evaluation of any medical issues.

Author:  Juiced [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:08 am ]
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Mr. Reason wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Yeah, sports trainers should be able to diagnose appendicitis. Maybe Herm can learn how to diagnose a stroke, or an aneurysm!


:roll:

Franklin, I bet Herm could x-ray your head and not find anything.



:lol: :lol: :lol: I love this guy

Author:  Juiced [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:09 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
He wouldn't be the first to try, thats for sure.


I'm sure someone will find something, eventually.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:40 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
not one Sox fan sees the humor in the self diagnositc nature of this team? Herm really showing the way!

Has Herm always been such a fat ass?

That surprised me yesterday when they introuduced him and he waddled out there.

Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:44 am ]
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TRUCKLOAD OF TOWELS JUST ARRIVED AT THE SHRINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:51 am ]
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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
TRUCKLOAD OF TOWELS JUST ARRIVED AT THE SHRINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YOU ARE THE MAYOR OF HOOTERVILLE LATELY

Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:55 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
TRUCKLOAD OF TOWELS JUST ARRIVED AT THE SHRINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YOU ARE THE MAYOR OF HOOTERVILLE LATELY


I can't help it if Big Fan's digs at the White Sox sound like they are coming from a teenaged broad!!!!
At least menopausal crazed Cubbiegirl makes me laugh!!!!! :lol:

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:28 am ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Well as far as I know, trainers don't do these in the locker room: ultrasounds, xrays, blood tests, CT scans, barium tests, or a urine test...which after a physical exam is how appendicitis is diagnosed.

Once again, :roll:


Well you are making it sound like they rub liquid heat on elbows and tape an ankle and serve no other purpose. They are generally the first person the player will see and report the symptoms to. They will then most likely do a quick physical/verbal question evaluation and contact the appropriate physician and coordinate with them on getting further testing or they will send them immediately to the ER. So while they don't conduct the above mentioned tests, they are part of the evaluation process in the early stages.

Herm is not going to diagnose anything nor is he going to conduct that testing, but he will do a preliminary evaluation, identify symptoms and red flags and then make the decision to send said athlete to the physician. He is an important part of the process in the evaluation of any medical issues.


Herm is the equivalent of a physical therapist or kineseologist. He has expertise in the muscles and joints. He doesn't and wouldn't be expected to know anything about the causes and symptoms of appendicitis.

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:33 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Herm is the equivalent of a physical therapist or kineseologist. He has expertise in the muscles and joints. He doesn't and wouldn't be expected to know anything about the causes and symptoms of appendicitis.

He's not just rubbing dirt on sore muscles. I'm sure he knows where the appendix is, and if a player came to him and said he had pain in that area, he would be able to diagnose it. Is it really that difficult?

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:37 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Herm is the equivalent of a physical therapist or kineseologist. He has expertise in the muscles and joints. He doesn't and wouldn't be expected to know anything about the causes and symptoms of appendicitis.

He's not just rubbing dirt on sore muscles. I'm sure he knows where the appendix is, and if a player came to him and said he had pain in that area, he would be able to diagnose it. Is it really that difficult?


A physical therapist does more than rub dirt on sore muscles but it certainly does not make him an internist. I've stuck a finger up an ass or two in my day but that does not make me a proctologist.

Is it really that difficult? Well, yes it is. Someone coming in and complaining of intense abdominal pain could be suffering from a number of things.

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:44 am ]
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Couldn't he at least be able to say, "You should go Dr. "So and So" and get that checked out".?

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:50 am ]
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This conversation is useless. Everyone is apparently an expert without any working knowledge of what an A.T.C. does. Continue believe whatever the fuck you want.

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