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5/16-17 Free Ron Washington mirrors to the first 10k
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Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon May 16, 2011 12:53 pm ]
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You know, so you can look at yourself and stuff. Ron Washington likes that. I also hear that razor blades will be available in the gift shop for the next couple of days.

Monday: 7:10 p.m., CSN.
RH Colby Lewis (3-4, 4.57) vs.
RH Edwin Jackson (3-4, 4.29)

Tuesday: 7:10 p.m., CSN+, CLTV.
LH Matt Harrison (3-4, 4.35) vs.
LH John Danks (0-6, 4.50)
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon May 16, 2011 1:49 pm ]
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Ron Wasington used the Bolivian Marching Powder to relax? Not trees?
Jim Rome

The first tweet I ever laughed at.
Author:  good dolphin [ Mon May 16, 2011 1:56 pm ]
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need 5 wins out of this homestand with 2 being against the Indians who are now throwing Carmona and Masterson...that's some heavy lifting.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon May 16, 2011 2:15 pm ]
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A 4-2 homestand would be acceptable. Win the Dodgers series, split one of the 2 gamers and sweep the other one.
Author:  good dolphin [ Mon May 16, 2011 2:33 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
A 4-2 homestand would be acceptable. Win the Dodgers series, split one of the 2 gamers and sweep the other one.


If only Kim Jong Il were here to abuse you.
Author:  SHARK [ Mon May 16, 2011 3:32 pm ]
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The lineup is in for tonight's first of 2 with the A.L. Champion Rangers at "The Cell". This is who will be dealing with Texas right-hander Colby Lewis:

1 Juan "Slumping" Pierre LF
10 Alexei "Keep Me at #2" Ramirez SS
32 Adam "The Strikeout Machine" Dunn DH
14 Paul "Dunn's Not That Great at First" Konerko 1B
20 Carlos "Trade Bait?" Quentin RF
12 A.J. "0 for 4 Yesterday" Pierzynski C
51 Alex "Just Hitting Over .200 Now" Rios CF
11 Omar "Mark Teahen Headed for the DL?" Vizquel 3B
15 Gordon "Hitting #9's Not So Bad, Jorge" Beckham 2B

Edwin "Steve Stone Says I Should Be Bullpen Bound" Jackson starts for the White Sox in the first of a 7-game homestand this eve.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon May 16, 2011 7:18 pm ]
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Lotta pitches here in the first for Edwin...
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon May 16, 2011 7:35 pm ]
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Sox split.

EDIT: Only a 2 game series. :oops:
Author:  Keyser Soze [ Mon May 16, 2011 8:01 pm ]
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That would be a neat trick.

This game is like watching paint dry. Throw the fucking ball already. Jeez.
Author:  Country Bumpkin [ Mon May 16, 2011 8:34 pm ]
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I'll go ahead and spoil it. Rangers pitcher is throwing a no-hitter.
Author:  Keyser Soze [ Mon May 16, 2011 8:35 pm ]
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For how incredibly shitty he pitched I can't believe Edwin only gave up 2 runs. Now how about getting a hit off this fuckin cocksucker.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon May 16, 2011 8:38 pm ]
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Cancel the postgame show.
Author:  Keyser Soze [ Mon May 16, 2011 8:39 pm ]
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Thank you. Now how about getting some runs off this fuckin cocksuker.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon May 16, 2011 8:42 pm ]
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How did Hawk give AJ credit for that Vizquel single? He jumped outta the way.
Author:  Keyser Soze [ Mon May 16, 2011 8:51 pm ]
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Looks like I spoke too soon but I had no idea Ozzie was going to send him back out for the 6th. Another good call, Oz.
Author:  Country Bumpkin [ Mon May 16, 2011 8:55 pm ]
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Guillen simply cannot return next year. He is a mental midget and now I believe Bobby Jenks was right about how Guillen handles his pitchers and bullpen.

This guy is a fucking tool.
Author:  SHARK [ Tue May 17, 2011 12:37 pm ]
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Someone's got to be held accountable for this team's underachieving. Ozzie, pitching coach Don Cooper, hitting coach Greg Walker and G.M. Kenny Williams all deserve blame for this garbage. They are only 5-12 at U.S. Cellular Field this season and looked dead vs. Ranger righty Colby Lewis after a 6-3 road trip on the West Coast.

He can take LF Juan Pierre out of the leadoff spot if necessary, but what good will it do them? Ozzie doesn't want to put SS Alexei Ramirez in the leadoff spot because he prefers Alexei as more of an RBI guy and would like to eventually move him back down. He's not about to move 2B Gordon Beckham and his .217 BA to the top of his lineup either, and surely he can't be serious about CF Alex Rios and his .200 BA in the #1 spot. Quite frankly, Ozzie's stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:05 pm ]
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Don Cooper deserves very little of the blame. If the axe should fall on Ozzie, I would look to secure Cooper's continued services. The axe isn't going to fall on Ozzie though. He has the contract through next year. I doubt he would push for an extension but who knows. If he does, he is gone and Ozzie for all his bluster has always backed away from a confrontation.
Author:  SHARK [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:12 pm ]
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As the old saying goes, you can't fire the players, you fire the manager. I wish Uncle Jerry would step away from the Bulls' success for just a moment and see what his White Sox have suddenly become...
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:17 pm ]
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Teahen to the DL, Dallas McPherson called up.
Author:  SHARK [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:19 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Teahen to the DL, Dallas McPherson called up.

Can't say I'm surprised, but Dallas McPherson wasn't necessarily on the 40-man roster when the White Sox called him up...

As for Dayan Viciedo, the Sox want him to continue playing right field and once they call him up, Carlos Quentin or Juan Pierre will be gone from this uneven roster.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:21 pm ]
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SHARK wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Teahen to the DL, Dallas McPherson called up.

Can't say I'm surprised, but Dallas McPherson wasn't necessarily on the 40-man roster when the White Sox called him up...

Also true, but the had room for him without needing a corresponding move (as far as I can tell, anyway)

McPherson can play both 3rd and the corner OF spots fairly well. He's a better option than brining up the fat Cuban kid and having him sit on the bench.
Author:  SHARK [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:22 pm ]
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I thought the rule was whenever a team called up a player not on the 40-man roster, the team has to make another move just to make room...As for Dallas McPherson, he was one of the final cuts the White Sox made before breaking camp in Glendale, AZ. I remember the Sox had him at third and at first base...
Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:47 pm ]
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The Sox don't have to make a corresponding move SHARKY because they have less than 40 players (35) on the 40 man roster. They just have to add McPhearson to the list.

I guess this is the correct move but I would have liked to see them rattle some cages and bring up Viciedo or Danks.
Author:  SHARK [ Tue May 17, 2011 3:09 pm ]
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I think Dayan Viciedo's time is coming, but not yet. In the meantime, the lineup is in for tonight's finale of two with the Rangers. These are the guys dealing with lefty Matt Harrison:

18 Brent "The New Lead-Off Man?" Lillibridge LF
10 Alexei "1 of 5 Hits Last Night" Ramirez SS
32 Adam "Another Strikeout!" Dunn DH
14 Paul "A Walk and 2 K's" Konerko 1B
20 Carlos "Slumping" Quentin RF
12 A.J. "2 Hits! YAY!" Pierzynski C
51 Alex ".197 BA and Dropping" Rios CF
15 Gordon "Go See the Guy Who Cut A.J. & Joe Crede's Hair" Beckham 2B
22 Brent "Who Is Dallas McPherson?" Morel 3B

John "Why Haven't I Won?" Danks does the chucking for the White Sox in the second of 7 this week before yet another long road trip begins in Arlington, TX Monday.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue May 17, 2011 3:18 pm ]
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Dethklok wrote:
SHARK wrote:
I think Dayan Viciedo's time is coming, but not yet. In the meantime, the lineup is in for tonight's finale of two with the Rangers. These are the guys dealing with lefty Matt Harrison:

18 Brent "The New Lead-Off Man?" Lillibridge LF
10 Alexei "1 of 5 Hits Last Night" Ramirez SS
32 Adam "Another Strikeout!" Dunn DH
14 Paul "A Walk and 2 K's" Konerko 1B
20 Carlos "Slumping" Quentin RF
12 A.J. "2 Hits! YAY!" Pierzynski C
51 Alex ".197 BA and Dropping" Rios CF
15 Gordon "Go See the Guy Who Cut A.J. & Joe Crede's Hair" Beckham 2B
22 Brent "Who Is Dallas McPherson?" Morel 3B

John "Why Haven't I Won?" Danks does the chucking for the White Sox in the second of 7 this week before yet another long road trip begins in Arlington, TX Monday.

These nicknames are sick and hilarious.


AHEM! No sarcasm at the expense of the SHARK, please.

And I'm going to be there tonight for the epic matchup of Harrison vs Danks thanks to some free tickets I won during Les' show a couple'a weeks ago. This should be a thing.
Author:  stoneroses86 [ Tue May 17, 2011 3:22 pm ]
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SHARK! is Chris Berman's best public relations man.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue May 17, 2011 6:28 pm ]
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Dethklok wrote:
I'm trying to say his fucking joke was funny sini do I need permission? Jesus. I can't follow the two or three sets of rules around here.


ignore him
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue May 17, 2011 6:29 pm ]
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Dethklok wrote:
I'm trying to say his fucking joke was funny sini do I need permission? Jesus. I can't follow the two or three sets of rules around here.

Image

Im gonna give you a nickel's worth of free advice


Dude, chill out


You dont have to respond to everything everyone says about you or anytime youre referenced. DegenerateDave did that...and now he's in jail or dead or both.


You like this place, youre not gonna stop coming here. Just get comfortable and stop caring what people say.
Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Tue May 17, 2011 7:32 pm ]
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Danks is terrible ...I have heard of players have career years, nbut this team is having we suck donkey dick years :lol:
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