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Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:09 am ]
Post subject:  6/6-6/8 Fish Tossing and Starbucks

The Mariners are in town. It's too bad Milton Bradley is gone. Need to start winning series again.

Tonight: Michael Pineda (6-2, 2.30 ERA) vs John Danks (0-8, 5.25 ERA)
Tomorrow: Felix Hernandez (6-4, 3.04 ERA) vs Phil Humber (4-3, 3.06 ERA)
Wednesday: Jason Vargas (4.3, 3.96 ERA) vs Gavin Floyd (6-5, 3.84 ERA)

<insert grunge music joke here>

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:41 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
<insert grunge music joke here>

Ichiro is killing my fantasy team quicker than a Layne Staley heroin binge.

Author:  SHARK [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:49 pm ]
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One would think tonight could be the night John Danks, or I should say Johnny Snakebit, finally wins his first game of the season vs. the Mariners. Then again, Seattle's starting a no-name righty in Michael Pineda. Not one White Sox player has ever faced Pineda, and usually that's not a good omen for the Southsiders...

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:50 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
<insert grunge music joke here>

Ichiro is killing my fantasy team quicker than a Layne Staley heroin binge.

:lol: :cheers:

Author:  SHARK [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:17 pm ]
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The lineup is in for tonight's first of 3 with the Mariners, and here's how the White Sox will deal with Mariners' righty Michael Pineda:

1 Juan "2 More Hits, Another Caught Stealing!" Pierre LF
10 Alexei "A Solid #2 Hitter" Ramirez SS
20 Carlos "Could Soon be Traded" Quentin RF
14 Paul "Double-Double" Konerko 1B
12 A.J. "Stop Slamming Your Bat!" Pierzynski C
18 Brent "Full-Time in Center?" Lillibridge CF
32 Adam "3 More K's...And Growing" Dunn 1B
15 Gordon "2 Straight Home Run Days" Beckham 2B
22 Brent "2 Hits, 2 K's" Morel 3B


John "When Am I Going to Finally Win My First Game?" Danks toes the rubber for the Sox in the first of 3 with Seattle this eve.

Author:  THE INQUISITOR [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:32 pm ]
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SHARK SAID "Seattle's starting a no-name righty in Michael Pineda.'

as Murph would say "Let the record show"

This NO NAME is currently :
5th in ERA at2.30
7th in WHIP at 1.00
tied for 7th in wins at 6-2
9th in Strike outs with 73

all in 11 starts compared to most of the other leaders who have 12-13 starts...far from a no-name he is probably the leading candidate for rookie of the year and one of the reasons the Mariners are 2.5 back and 3 games over .500

but not to worry things get easier in game 2 when KING FELIX takes the bump.

Author:  SHARK [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:39 pm ]
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THE INQUISITOR wrote:
SHARK SAID "Seattle's starting a no-name righty in Michael Pineda.'

as Murph would say "Let the record show"

This NO NAME is currently :
5th in ERA at2.30
7th in WHIP at 1.00
tied for 7th in wins at 6-2
9th in Strike outs with 73

all in 11 starts compared to most of the other leaders who have 12-13 starts...far from a no-name he is probably the leading candidate for rookie of the year and one of the reasons the Mariners are 2.5 back and 3 games over .500

but not to worry things get easier in game 2 when KING FELIX takes the bump.
Well, none of the White Sox have ever faced Pineda. That's not a good omen, especially when Felix Hernandez pitches tomorrow night...

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:44 pm ]
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SHARK,

I think tomorrow's lineup needs Seattle themed nicknames, like Adam "Fell on Black Days" Dunn.

Thanks in advance.

Your pal,
Boyd

Author:  SHARK [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:46 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
SHARK,

I think tomorrow's lineup needs Seattle themed nicknames, like Adam "Fell on Black Days" Dunn.

Thanks in advance.

Your pal,
Boyd

We'll see what happens...I'm not the wordsmith that Joe Bartosch is...

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:49 pm ]
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SHARK wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
SHARK,

I think tomorrow's lineup needs Seattle themed nicknames, like Adam "Fell on Black Days" Dunn.

Thanks in advance.

Your pal,
Boyd

We'll see what happens...I'm not the wordsmith that Joe Bartosch is...


You are far better...

Author:  SHARK [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:51 pm ]
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Bartosch: "O-fficially at O'Hare...90 Peppersian degrees..."

Author:  cantaloupe [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:14 pm ]
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I can't see the Sox getting more than 4 hits off Pineda tonight.
He falls under two categories: never faced Sox & all-star caliber talent.

Tomorrow's game should be great though, will probably just watch hockey tonight.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:19 pm ]
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2 outta 3 a must.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:30 pm ]
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Q doubles off a dropped ball. and Pierre is runnin the bases like Dubinzki.Hawk said this Mariners pitching staff is the best young staff he has seen in his 52 years in baseball ..........you too Harelson may bite me :lol:

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:53 pm ]
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DP Dunn.

Author:  Country Bumpkin [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:56 pm ]
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Opposing pitchers must get a huge boner when Dunn comes to bat. He is shit on a stick. Waste of money part 2.

Author:  Country Bumpkin [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:59 pm ]
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The Sox just have to win this one for Danks. He can't go winless much longer.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:59 pm ]
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Atta boy, Gordon! Knock that big son of a bitch off the mound.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:59 pm ]
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Way to go Bacon.

2-0.

Beckham seemed to stare at Pineda after getting to first. Don't mess the hair!

Author:  HossasSlavicRage [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:01 pm ]
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Gordo has been looking very very good lately. If he keeps this up than he is really showing some big improvement. It took him much longer to get out of a slump last year.

Also, its officially time to stop worrying about Cleveland.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:03 pm ]
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That second run looking very big right now...

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:07 pm ]
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So credit Dunn with an RBI of sorts...

Author:  HossasSlavicRage [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:08 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
So credit Dunn with an RBI of sorts...


I swear, its like the guy is cursed. Its always just foul or someone makes the amazing play when he hits. I'd hate to be in that guys mind right now.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:09 pm ]
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RBI by osmosis

Author:  HossasSlavicRage [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:15 pm ]
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Crain is fucking good. All those Twin DB's that kept insisting that he was a streaky and inconsistent reliever are looking pretty dumb right now. He has a very occasional bad outing but nobody is perfect.

Author:  Country Bumpkin [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:26 pm ]
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Dunn will fuck this up for the Sox. Auto out.

Author:  Country Bumpkin [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:27 pm ]
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Here comes strike three.

Author:  Country Bumpkin [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:32 pm ]
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Cmon Santos fuck 'em up

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:32 pm ]
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Santos time.

Author:  Country Bumpkin [ Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:34 pm ]
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Big dumb fuck Dunn almost pissed on that one.

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