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That's right. It's time for the multi-annual shit down the legs series against the fucking Twins. I hope I'm wrong, but after yesterday's performance againt Bruce Chen (Bruce Fucking Chen!!!), I don't have a good feeling.


Pitching matchups:
Phil Humber (8-4) vs. Carl Pavano (5-6) today at 7:10 p.m.;
Gavin Floyd (6-8) vs. Nick Blackburn (6-6) Friday at 7:10 p.m.; Mark Buehrle (6-5) vs. Brian Duensing (6-7) Saturday at 3:10 p.m.;
Jake Peavy (4-2) vs. Scott Baker (7-5) Sunday at 1:10 p.m.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:58 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:02 am 
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Sox take 3 out of 4 providing false hope


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About time for elmhurst steve to start chirpin in this forum.

Sox lose the Peavy game.

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The Twins (insert scary music) are 26-6 in the last 32 meetings vs. the White Sox. Despite a myriad of injuries, the Sox HAVE YET TO BEAT THE TWINS this season.


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I'm going to the game on Saturday and it is Buerlhe pitching. That always cuts down on your time available to drink.

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I'm going to the game on Saturday and it is Buerlhe pitching. That always cuts down on your time available to drink.

It's also the "MLB on FOX" game, Hank, come 3:10p Saturday afternoon. Not sure who's calling the game, but Bert Blyleven will NOT be part of the crew. Bert is away from the FOX Sports North crew this weekend as he gets ready for the Baseball Hall-of-Fame. Although it'll be blacked out locally, former Twins' manager Tom Kelly sits in with PBP Dick Bremer on the Minnesota broadcasts tonight, tomorrow & Sunday afternoon.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:33 pm 
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Phil Humber [R] (8-4) 2.69 ERA , 0.984 WHIP
Carl Pavano [R] (5-6) 4.19 ERA, 1.302 WHIP   

Gavin Floyd [R] (6-8) 4.17 ERA , 1.204 WHIP
Nick Blackburn [R] (6-6) 4.02 ERA, 1.405 WHIP

Mark Buehrle [L] (6-5) 3.66 ERA, 1.301 WHIP
Brian Duensing [L] (6-7) 4.25 ERA, 1.458 WHIP

Jake Peavy [R] (4-2) 4.83 ERA, 1.113 WHIP
Scott Baker [R] (7-5) 3.01 ERA, 1.175 WHIP

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The last time Carl Pavano pitched vs. the White Sox, he pitched a complete game at Target Field in a ballgame that went quick as a hiccup...Is this the ballgame where teams start figuring out Philip Humber and that he's not nearly as good as his record indicates?


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Is this the ballgame where teams start figuring out Philip Humber and that he's not nearly as good as his record indicates?

SHARK, you're losing it lately. If anything, Humber has thrown a lot better than his 8-4 record indicates.

Forget BITE, you've barely even had a nibble as of late.

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Is this the ballgame where teams start figuring out Philip Humber and that he's not nearly as good as his record indicates?

SHARK, you're losing it lately. If anything, Humber has thrown a lot better than his 8-4 record indicates.

Forget BITE, you've barely even had a nibble as of late.

Frank, these are the Twins that the White Sox have yet to beat ONCE this season...Frankly speaking, no pun intended, I think Phil Humber gets figured out in the second half of the season. I hope I'm wrong...


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Despite a myriad of injuries, the Sox HAVE YET TO BEAT THE TWINS this season.


Why did you use the word "despite?" I would think that the White Sox having a myriad of injuries would make success against the Twins less likely.

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Despite a myriad of injuries, the Sox HAVE YET TO BEAT THE TWINS this season.


Why did you use the word "despite?" I would think that the White Sox having a myriad of injuries would make success against the Twins less likely.

The Twins have somehow found a way to beat the White Sox in EVERY meeting this year.


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That is to be expected, is it not, given the White Sox myriad of injuries?

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That is to be expected, is it not, given the White Sox myriad of injuries?

The sentence should have said, "Despite a myriad of injuries, the Twins have yet to lose to the Sox this year"

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That is to be expected, is it not, given the White Sox myriad of injuries?

The sentence should have said, "Despite a myriad of injuries, the Twins have yet to lose to the Sox this year"

Touche, SJ. My mistake... :wink:


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I knew what Shark! meant. I was simply being a trouble maker.

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SHARK,

The Sox not beating the Twins really has nothing to do with Humber's overall success this season.

And these statements;
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Philip Humber and that he's not nearly as good as his record indicates?

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I think Phil Humber gets figured out in the second half of the season.

Are completely different. You can think that Humber is gonna have a let down, thats fine if you believe that. But you cannot say that up until now he has not been as good as his record indicates. Look at his ERA and WHIP. Those numbers look like they would belong to a pitcher that is a lot better than 8-4.


Nary a nibble....

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I knew what Shark! meant. I was simply being a trouble maker.

Don't you have a countdown to three thousand (3,000) to keep an eye on?

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If I can get this thread back on track, one thing you will notice tonight is the sight of Joe Mauer playing first base for the Twins. It'll be Mauer's first of what could be many starts at first base for that team.


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Is Justin Morneau dead?

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Yes

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Is Justin Morneau dead?

Justin Morneau's injured yet again...Currently on the DL with a wrist injury, and could be back in August.


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The word "myriad" was used incorrectly several times in this thread.

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Let me correct myself...Injuries to Justin Morneau's neck & wrist have #33 in Minnesota blue, white & red on the DL.


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J. Morneau   Deceased
K. Slowey   Abdominal
D. Span   Concussion
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Player   Injury
J. Danks   Oblique
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J. Morneau   Deceased

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The word "myriad" was used incorrectly several times in this thread.

GLORIOUS!

Justine Moreno has a myriad of injuries.

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