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Author: | sportsfan [ Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:14 am ] |
Post subject: | Ozzie Guillen's 'Who's on First?' |
When I read today that Dodgers first base coach Mariano Duncan had called Ozzie a liar over a phone call that never took place regarding Ozzie hurting Latinos, I thought the story was wrong. Wasn’t it St. Louis pitching coach Dave Duncan who said Ozzie lied about calling him? Wait a second. Ozzie’s mad at Andy Van Slyke for calling him a Latino hot head and said that explains why Van Slyke is merely a first base coach. No wait. He ripped on Duncan for merely being just a third base coach. No, he’s still mad at Phil Garner for not shaking his hand and treating him like a “crazy Venezuelan”. Any truth to the rumor that this is all part of a script for a new Latino version of “Who’s on First?” June 20 – Sun-Times reports that Ozzie is mad at Astros Manager Phil Garner because he didn’t shake his hand in the WS and claims Garner thinks he’s a “crazy Venezuelan”. June 21 – Garner says Ozzie “needs some help” and claims he telephoned Ozzie to say that he has a photo of them hugging on the field. June 21 – Ozzie said he called St. Louis pitching coach Dave Duncan to apologize about a June 20 bean ball incident June 22 –Duncan says Ozzie never called and claims he’s “a liar”. June 24 – Mariano Duncan says Ozzie is “hurting Latino players”. June 25 – Ozzie says Duncan will never make it as “big league manager” July 24 – Andy Van Slyke calls Ozzie a Latino “hot head” July 24 – Ozzie says Duncan telephoned to apologize over June 24 comments. July 25 – Ozzie says “that’s why I’m a manager and Van Slyke is just “coaching first base” July 26 – Dodgers first base coach Mariano Duncan calls Ozzie “a liar”. |
Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:26 pm ] |
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This is all obviously a part of the league-wide conspiracy to sabotage any hopes of the White Sox repeating as World Champs (see: "Mark Buerhle says the Twins Cheated"). ![]() |
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