I cannot think of a reason why they should. They bench is versatile and deep.

With Everett being designated for assignment, I guess it's a possibility, but you've got 20-25 other teams that are going to try to sign Carl starting today. If KW can pull off this, I think he will finally get the credit he rightly deserves.

Tell me one valid reason why they should sign him J. If you say leadership I will puke.

I was just kidding GD. Kenny's not going to touch this with a 10 foot pole.

Since we're obviously not making the playoffs, Everett would be useful as a way of re-creating baseball calamities from years past. Kenny will also re-hire Jerry Manuel, lure Jerry Dybzynski out of retirement, and give the Ligues front row tickets, a liter of grain alcohol, and a clear path to the opposing team's first base coach for all remaining home games. White Sox Baseball: Turning Tragedy into Farce.