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Darkside

Post subject: Cowley on Dunn the Party Donkey

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:34 pm

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Cowley says that the Sox are getting a little frustrated with Dunn and his party animal ways.
I picture Ozzie and Kenny sitting in the bar like Jimmy Fallon in Fever Pitch getting all pissed off over Johnny Damon getting pissed but not angry.
I just don't picture this guy being a troublesome Farnsworthian party donkey though.
Also, that's not why Jobu won't let him hit curveball.
Anyway, what do you guys make of this? Believe it? Does it cause the player problems on a team that's mostly playing night games? I mean it's not like he's on the field sweating out line drives or anything, he can sit in the dugout sipping Gaytorade so he's not getting dehyrated.

Also, I'm sorry for the bad jokes above. I'm trying to raise myself to jeffro levels here. Bear with me.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Cowley on Dunn the Party Donkey

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:36 pm

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I think it's a non issue, but Cowley just got Oney's balls off of his chin and he needed something to write about.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Cowley on Dunn the Party Donkey

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:54 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

I think it's a non issue, but Cowley just got Oney's balls off of his chin and he needed something to write about.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Cowley on Dunn the Party Donkey

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:57 pm

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Meh... he has probably done this everywhere he played. He is just playing poorly so it makes a nice excuse.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Cowley on Dunn the Party Donkey

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:17 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Meh... he has probably done this everywhere he played. He is just playing poorly so it makes a nice excuse.

True, but if I was throwing up a .100 batting avg, I probably would avoid being seen partying....to some extent

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Cowley on Dunn the Party Donkey

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:18 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Meh... he has probably done this everywhere he played. He is just playing poorly so it makes a nice excuse.

True, but if I was throwing up a .100 batting avg, I probably would avoid being seen partying....to some extent

Not me, I would be drinking more. To the point that I would puke on the field walking to the batters box. Guaranteed contract bitches!

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Cowley on Dunn the Party Donkey

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:23 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Meh... he has probably done this everywhere he played. He is just playing poorly so it makes a nice excuse.

True, but if I was throwing up a .100 batting avg, I probably would avoid being seen partying....to some extent

Not me, I would be drinking more. To the point that I would puke on the field walking to the batters box. Guaranteed contract bitches!

Shitty call by ump ... sell a Buick right on his shoes ... beats the hell out of kicking dirt on them.

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Cowley on Dunn the Party Donkey

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:18 am

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Not that type of partying.He's a smash at childrens parties in the tri county area

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