Winner gets an attaboy!
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Sox Caption Contest! |
Winner gets an attaboy!
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
We stinks |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:48 pm ] |
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I'm not crying, I have dirt in my eyes. |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
Adam Dunn: I stink! |
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| Author: | walkrman5 [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
I fucking struck out again! |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:08 pm ] |
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"Yep, still smells like Kenny's twat." |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
I can't believe SHARK thinks I look like a cross between Will Ferrell and Larry the Cable Guy. |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
.162 10 HR 38 RBI 137 K's .595 OPS 4 Years 56 Million 
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
White Sox former slugger Adam Dunn attempts to suffocate himself after receiving advice to do some from his legal counsel Aggravated Sox Fan Bob. |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
sjboyd0137 wrote: I can't believe SHARK thinks I look like a cross between Will Ferrell and Larry the Cable Guy.
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
All In |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
Adam Dunn is shown consuming the last of a rosin bag, once again proving that he is blind as a fucking bat. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
stonerosies86 wrote: YOU ARE A BIG OAF!!
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:21 pm ] |
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If my arm suddenly detached at the elbow I would be an elephant. |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
Stinkfingers, where ya been? |
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| Author: | Spiral Stairs [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
Darkside wrote: Winner gets an attaboy! "where's my breath-rite strip? dammit, i have been playing all season without it, that's why i can't hit" |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
Darkside wrote: Winner gets an attaboy! This doesn't feel right, but it's how Eaglo Jeff told me to scratch my ass, and he's a pretty smart feller, so maybe I'm doing it wrong 
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
"I am not homosexual, but I will admit that the man heckling me mercilessly from Section 122, Row 6, Seat 4 is extremely handsome. In addition, his comments, although somewhat caustic, are very funny, I must say." |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
C.C., C.C., what was that you threw at me? Did you cut the cheese or what? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
stoneroses86 wrote: "I am not homosexual, but I will admit that the man heckling me mercilessly from Section 122, Row 6, Seat 4 is extremely handsome. In addition, his comments, although somewhat caustic, are very funny, I must say."
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
Left handed pitchers should not be allowed to throw me 0-2 sliders! |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
Darkside wrote: Luke, I am your father... (Heavy Breathing)cooo caaaaa.. coooo caaaaa. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
A big face palm after hearing another Bigfan rant about Stone. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
Juiced wrote: Darkside wrote: Luke, I am your father... (Heavy Breathing)cooo caaaaa.. coooo caaaaa. This one really made me laugh!Stoneroses wrote: "I am not homosexual, but I will admit that the man heckling me mercilessly from Section 122, Row 6, Seat 4 is extremely handsome. In addition, his comments, although somewhat caustic, are very funny, I must say." This was a very close one too. Douchebag wrote: All In Also very good. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
My God,it's true...Everytime I strike out,I orgasm. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
jimmypasta wrote: My God,it's true...Everytime I strike out,I orgasm. Jimmy WTF does that mean 
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:33 pm ] |
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Walt Williams Neck wrote: jimmypasta wrote: My God,it's true...Everytime I strike out,I orgasm. Jimmy WTF does that mean Thus begins a long season of striking out,man I have to EXPLAIN that to you? WTF on your WTF. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
jimmypasta wrote: Walt Williams Neck wrote: jimmypasta wrote: My God,it's true...Everytime I strike out,I orgasm. Jimmy WTF does that mean Thus begins a long season of striking out,man I have to EXPLAIN that to you? WTF on your WTF. Ah every time you bust a nut you put your hand to your nose.I see |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
Yes,that's it. Here,over analyze this: 
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| Author: | RFDC [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sox Caption Contest! |
Jimmy, be easy on Walt, he has not orgasmed in 20+ years and his days in the nursing home are probably pretty lonely. |
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