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| Author: | Spinnin' Bucket [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | 2007 All-Star Game |
Selig: Next All-Star Game To Determine U.S. Foreign Policy July 20, 2006 | Onion Sports MILWAUKEE—After four years in which the outcome of the All-Star Game determined home-field advantage in the World Series, Commissioner Bud Selig has announced that Major League Baseball will attempt to increase fan interest by allowing the game's outcome to determine the direction of the United States foreign policy. "We have been working closely with the players' union and the State Department to align opposing theories of American involvement overseas with our two leagues," Selig said in a press conference Tuesday. "Since 'This Time It Counts' didn't resonate with the fans, we're hoping that 'All-Star Game 2007: The Fate Of The Free World Hangs In The Balance' will build more excitement." Although the exact details of the plan have yet to be determined, Selig said that a National League victory would almost certainly result in completely open borders, renewed relations with Cuba, and the withdrawal of coalition forces from Iraq. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:02 pm ] |
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gotta love the Onion. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:16 pm ] |
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Fantastic |
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