The interleague trade deadline has passed and the Major League rosters are largely set. It's now time to offer one final round of predictions as the baseball season moves into its stretch drive. Obviously the focus here should be the White Sox, but feel free to offer other insights as well.

Allow me to start things off: The Sox will not repeat as World Champs, division winners, or playoff entrants. They may stay in the race for awhile, but it's time for Sox fans to start brushing up on our football acumen.

Alright Beardown, Dolphin, Crap, Ugueth, Nas, Belvi, etc., it's time for you guys to make it official, too. Get on the record with your predictions.

Sox will finish third in their division.

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The Sox and Tigers will both have spots clinched going into the final 3 games. It will be a decision on both parts whether to be content and set the rotation or go for the division. They both will deam it inconsequential and set their rotations since they can't meet until the ALCS.

Sox win the division and Tigers get the Wild Card. ESPN goes black because the Yankees our out of the playoffs.

Sox win the wild card and drop the opening round to Boston. Red Sox beat the Mets in the world series.

sox win the division, tigers get the wild card.

sox beat the A's in 4 in the ALDS

white sox beat the tigers in 7 in the ALCS

white sox beat the mets in 6 in the world series



its too bad everybody sucks big papi's little papi, because jermaine dye is making a strong, strong case for MVP. he has tons of clutch hits, and clutch plays in the field.

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Sox will win 99 games and finish within 4 games of the Tigers. Sox will be the wild card

Yankees will overtake the Red Sox for the East setting up an excellent 1st round matchup with the Sox.

Angels will win the west and beat the Tigers in the first round of the playoffs.

Angels and White Sox meet again for the American League crown. The Sox win again.

In the NL it will be Mets, Cardinals, Padres and Reds. Cardinals and Mets play for the NL title with the Mets winning in 5 games.

Sox and Mets in the WS in a 7 game thriller. I will not tell you who wins as it would spoil the game for you. However, it will be a team whose name begins with C, ends in O with a HICAG in the middle.

Imagining this scenario just gave me the chills. Sticking it to both NY teams would be just about as good as it gets. That would put more poop in the collective drawers of the Boo Yaa's than even T Diddly has in his on a day-to-day basis.

Boy, one mediocre win over the Royals and I'm sippin' the Kool Aid again. I need more hobbies. Or a woman.

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Wait until Buhrle goes out and has a good game tonight. You will be in a state of euphoria.

lately, a good game for buehrle would be 5 earned runs over 7 innings.

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holy crap.....
i have to decide now?

alright...the crystal ball says:
the sox will barely win the wild card spot......
after that.....it gets hazy.

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@audioidkid

Sox and Tigers go to the final weekend for the division title. Tigers win the div, Sox the wild card. Sox lose first round of playoffs against Red Sox. Tigers beat Red Sox in ALCS. Mets beat Tigers in WS.

I'll go out on a limb and say that the WS will again be a subway classic of the Mets and Yankees, causing all of Chicago to fade early in their interest, completely sick of hearing all of the NY love, after a poor showing by the Chicago teams. The Bears will be dominating talk radio after a great start and baseball will fall into Mike Tyson's bolivian.

White Sox win the divison over the Tigers by 2 games
White Sox sweep the A's in ALDS
White Sox win ALCS in five against the Tigers
White Sox win the World Series in 4 games against someone from the NL
Parade in mid October, Final out of the WS is fly ball to JD and MVP goes to JD

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"Do work, son" -Big Black

White Sox win the Wild Card by a tie-breaker over the Minnesota Twins while the New York Yankees organization is changed as we now know it due to Bobby Abreu eating Derek Jeter.

White Sox barely get by Boston in the first round due to Johnny Damon swinging in from a vine attatched to Bobby Abreu's armpit hair and robbing Manny Ramierz's possible game-tying home run as a final "Fu-Ck You" to everyone in Boston.

White Sox cruse past the Angels after AJ Pyerzinski creates a voodoo doll in the shape of Orlando Cabrera and once again pulls out witchcraft after a drop-third strike by forcing Cabrera to tackle the first baseman before the approaching throw is caught. Bobby Abreu then eats Orlando Cabrera.

White Sox squeek past the Mets in the World Series as Freddy Garcia and Javy Vasquez get Pedro Martinez stoned to beejesus before Game 7 in the subway, allowing Brian Anderson to hit what will be the game-winning 700 foot homerun in the 6th inning.

that's certainly more realistic than the sox catching the tigers....
nice, Ug.

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@audioidkid

Sox get second....yet don't get wildcard.

I want to amend my thoughts a little.

The Sox get within 2 games of the Tigers by August 31. Sox win the division by 1 game.

ALCS: Tigers vs. Red Suxx (Tigers in 6)
NLCS: Padres vs. Mets (Mets sweep Padres)

World Series: Tigers beat Mets in 7.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

East: Yankees
Central: Tigers
West: Angels
WC: Twins

Twins Over Tigers in ALCS

Mets Over Twins in WS.

East: Yankees
Central: Tigers
West: Angels
WC: Sox, lose by 3 games to Tigers and beat BoSox by 2

ALDS: Sox beat Yankees 3-1
ALCS: Sox beat Tigers 4-2
WS: Sox beat Mets 4-2

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[quote=]Sox and Tigers go to the final weekend for the division title. Tigers win the div, Sox the wild card. Sox lose first round of playoffs against Red Sox. Tigers beat Red Sox in ALCS. Mets beat Tigers in WS.[/quote]


I don't even care about your quote Coast... but your avatar is fooking HILARIOUS.

Sox get "white" hot and win division.


Sox vs. Mets..........................Sox in 7




......I hope

I certainly wouldn't worry about Minnesota anymore seeing as though their cool-down is staring down at them finally. However, The Empire is rising again in the east and worries me more than any other team.

damn that Empire.

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@audioidkid

Lol. Speaking of which, has anyone ever seen that cartoon on YouTube.com depicting the "Phone Call to the Emporer After the Deathstar Exploded"?

Priceless... but I can't find it anywhere now. Damn copyrights.

I'm a nerd, I know.

Are you guys talking about the Empire Carpet guy? I never thought he was that bad, really. Not much to worry about as far as the Sox's playoff chances go.

He does siding now, too, so watch out!

The "First Metropolitan Builders" guy from the mid-80s could kick his ass any day of the week. And what about the Danley garage dude?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

For sure, or what about Bob ROAR-man?