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Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:31 am ]
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Yesterday while channel surfing between N.H.L. games, I stumbled across the idiot Harrelson declaring that in the next 30 years ALL M.L.B. teams will be training in Arizona.
Hey Goof, ever hear of THE EASTERN SEABOARD?
Hawk, have you figured out that Florida is a RETIREMENT destination for many on the EAST COAST and it is within reasonable DRIVING DISTANCE even from Boston for somebody who may want to spend a week in Florida in March?
This from nitwit Hawk who chooses to live in GOSHEN, INDIANA during the season.
I guess Milwaukee doesn't have enough good golf courses.

Author:  spmack [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:31 am ]
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:lol: And that's how you know baseball is back.


You've been missed, Bob.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:33 am ]
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Cherish Hawk.

Cherish Every minute of his Hawkism

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:35 am ]
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No problem with Hawk. Just laugh off the silly stuff...

Author:  spmack [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:37 am ]
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I have a problem with Hawk. When team is losing, he doesn't want to do PBP. He'll either sit there with odd silence, or go on about how the umpires are clearly against the Sox, especially Cowboy Joe West.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:39 am ]
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spmack wrote:
I have a problem with Hawk. When team is losing, he doesn't want to do PBP. He'll either sit there with odd silence, or go on about how the umpires are clearly against the Sox, especially Cowboy Joe West.



But you know it's coming. How much PBP do you need on TV anyway? I could see someone getting pissed if Farmer did it. May be more of an issue.

Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:40 am ]
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If the Sox are as pathetic as some people seem to think they might be, the Hawk and his nonsense may be the only reason to catch an inning or two.

Author:  spmack [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:45 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
spmack wrote:
I have a problem with Hawk. When team is losing, he doesn't want to do PBP. He'll either sit there with odd silence, or go on about how the umpires are clearly against the Sox, especially Cowboy Joe West.



But you know it's coming. How much PBP do you need on TV anyway? I could see someone getting pissed if Farmer did it. May be more of an issue.

I just want to be entertained, in addition to being taught things about the game. I don't get that from Hawk at times, especially when the team is losing.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:50 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
spmack wrote:
I have a problem with Hawk. When team is losing, he doesn't want to do PBP. He'll either sit there with odd silence, or go on about how the umpires are clearly against the Sox, especially Cowboy Joe West.



But you know it's coming. How much PBP do you need on TV anyway? I could see someone getting pissed if Farmer did it. May be more of an issue.

I just want to be entertained, in addition to being taught things about the game. I don't get that from Hawk at times, especially when the team is losing.


I can see that.

I still find Hak entertaining, though. Sometimes it's funny to laugh at over the top homers, imo. That's kind of what I do with Hawk. Some of the sht he says/does is just so ridiculous that it makes me laugh.

Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:51 am ]
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It's going to take a lot...Hawk has to dig down deep in his bag of idiocy to top last year's pronouncement that in his 50 years in baseball the most overrated thing he has heard is the batter working deep into a count is a GOOD thing. I mean why make a pitcher work and throw a lot of pitches until a hitter can get one he wants?
The White Sox approach of HACKING is the way to go as evidenced by Dunn, Rios and Beckham!!!!!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:51 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Cherish Hawk.

Cherish Every minute of his Hawkism

This. There is a LOT worse out there. A lot worse. Once he's gone, he will be missed.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:52 am ]
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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
It's going to take a lot...Hawk has to dig down deep in his bag of idiocy to top last year's pronouncement that in his 50 years in baseball the most overrated thing he has heard is the batter working deep into a count is a GOOD thing. I mean why make a pitcher work and throw a lot of pitches until a hitter can get one he wants?
The White Sox approach of HACKING is the way to go as evidenced by Dunn, Rios and Beckham!!!!!

Dunn looked great wiffing at off speed shit yesterday though. Best swing I've seen with no contact. If that ball was only moving 15 mph faster he could have driven one deep man.

Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:53 am ]
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Bozo was an entertainer, too!!!!!!!
So was Mike North!!!!

Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:56 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Cherish Hawk.

Cherish Every minute of his Hawkism

This. There is a LOT worse out there. A lot worse. Once he's gone, he will be missed.

They might hire an announcer who can actually sell some tickets!!!!

Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:58 am ]
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The GOOD news is the Bullpen Bar will be open 2 1/2 hours before the games so people can be sufficiently ANNIHILATED before the JAKEMEISTER takes the bump.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:02 am ]
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spmack wrote:
I just want to be entertained
:lol: What is not entertaining about Hawk ranting on Joe West (who is one of the worst umps in the game)?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:03 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Cherish Hawk.

Cherish Every minute of his Hawkism

This. There is a LOT worse out there. A lot worse. Once he's gone, he will be missed.

Well, depends on what you mean by worse.


Hawk is hilarious to me. If he were calling my teams games though I might not love it.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:08 am ]
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If you take Hawk for what he is, there is nobody better or funnier in the business.

If you expect him to be Ernie Harwell or Vin Scully, you will hate him about 2/3 of the time.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:12 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
spmack wrote:
I just want to be entertained
:lol: What is not entertaining about Hawk ranting on Joe West (who is one of the worst umps in the game)?



That's how I feel, Frank. I find Hawk extremely entertaining.

Umps out to get us
Best player I've ever seen take a fastball off the shin.........Bert Campaneris.
(Sox down 9-1) "........"
All the catch phrases

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:15 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Best player I've ever seen take a fastball off the shin.........Bert

THATS the genius of Hawk.


Time to bump that thread

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:58 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
If you take Hawk for what he is, there is nobody better or funnier in the business.

If you expect him to be Ernie Harwell or Vin Scully, you will hate him about 2/3 of the time.


Jeaniusness

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:09 pm ]
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Is there a bigger aficianado of bad broadcasting in its many forms than Krazy Ivan?

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:18 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Is there a bigger aficianado of bad broadcasting in its many forms than Krazy Ivan?



Probably not...

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:23 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
If you take Hawk for what he is, there is nobody better or funnier in the business.

If you expect him to be Ernie Harwell or Vin Scully, you will hate him about 2/3 of the time.


Jeaniusness
Do change the 34 to a 32 on your genes so people think you wear a 32 waste?

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:50 pm ]
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I like Hawk and agree with what he thinks of the umpiring. No group of ML officials gets away with the crap these guys get away with. The "floating" interpation of the strike zone has gone beyond insane.

Author:  Rod [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:52 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
I like Hawk and agree with what he thinks of the umpiring. No group of ML officials gets away with the crap these guys get away with. The "floating" interpation of the strike zone has gone beyond insane.



Are you agreeing that the strikezone is always smaller for Sox pitchers?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:53 pm ]
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Jimmy you sooooooo crazy

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:54 pm ]
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jimmypasta bringing it today.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:56 pm ]
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I watch enough baseball to see pitches go right down the middle and called a ball one pitch and a strike on another. LONG LIVE HAWK!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:14 pm ]
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That I can agree with. More often than not, the strike zone is wildly inconsistent from batter to batter.

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