Sitting in Section 139ish one night and this guy, claims to be an off duty cop gives us a hard time as we walked down to our seats in row 1, the guy walks up 3 rows to meat us with a 'Let me see your tickets" as if scum like us could never acquire seats in the front row to a Sox game.

The fatass says "Ok, you are over there" Now I dont expect a convoy to lead me too and present my seats to me like Vanna White, but there is a way to actually be nice about it, with a "Oh your seats are right here"...afterall the job is to help people locate their seats.. the other part of the job is to kick out those who do not have seats during the game. And with all 7,000 in the park that night it was a daunting task!

We sit down and this guy kicks out every little kid that wants to get an autograph, take a pic etc. No the game has not started, no players are doing anything important, just being an asshole.

The game starts and he starts kicking out people without tickets, sending them to sections to basically sit alone, then the skanky chicks come down and ask if they can sit there for an inning and talk to the players. He says "Sure honey"

We ask why the kids or anyone else is questioned about where they sit, but not the fine young women. He gives us a snear and walks away.

"Appreciate the Game"

LIKE CLOCKWORK! lol

Oh BTW, not my story, supplied by others to see how quick you 2 would reply.

Need one more for the Triple Crown!

You posted in the Sox section,SomeGuy and Frank respond, and somehow they're obsessed?

So you were trolling Sox fans.

Take note Camps.

And I'm sorry I messed things up bigfan.

No topic about ballpark security is complete without mentioning the decrepit babushkas older than time itself who control the seating arrangements at Wrigley. After games they turn into bats and fly off into the night.

just meant to see how quick the guardians of Sox nation came out to defend the game.

I had an experience with Wrigley security. They were pretty cool.


JORR, you know how you get around Rip Van Cubbie the Usher asking for your ticket? Walk by him. 70% shot he doesnt see you and if he does, whats he gonna do?

Take note Camps.

I'm looking....

I thought the White Sox security people being dicks was part of the local-color charm of the Cell. Recall a game in 2009 I attended where a Cell security guy gave me grief about a quarter-sized, black-and-white Obama pin on my jacket.

What did he say specifically?

I had an experience with Wrigley security. They were pretty cool.

What did he say specifically?

Nice pin.

This is exactly what Adam Corolla talks about.

Guys with the shittiest jobs need to act like assholes to make themselves look important.

I've seen the same type of a-holes at Wrigley too so it's not just a Cell thing.

Nope sorry it is only at the CELL