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Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Yankees start the series off right. Pettite fractures his ankle while applying mascara and Sabathia strains a hammy going for 15ths at the buffet. |
Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Yankees start the series off right. Pettite fractures his ankle while applying mascara and Sabathia strains a hammy going for 15ths at the buffet. How long until Clemens coming out of retirement rumors start up? |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Douchebag wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Yankees start the series off right. Pettite fractures his ankle while applying mascara and Sabathia strains a hammy going for 15ths at the buffet. How long until Clemens coming out of retirement rumors start up? How fast can someone jam a needle in his ass? |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:21 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Douchebag wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Yankees start the series off right. Pettite fractures his ankle while applying mascara and Sabathia strains a hammy going for 15ths at the buffet. How long until Clemens coming out of retirement rumors start up? George's Box must be awfully dusty by now. |
Author: | stoneroses86 [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Pettite fractures his ankle while applying mascara There are only two kinds of men who apply mascara: 1. Certain rock stars; and/or 2. Homosexuals. I do not believe that you are comparing Future Hall of Famer and five (5) time World Series Champion Andy Pettitte to Robert Smith of The Cure. Therefore, I will presume that you are defaming Andy Pettitte. This running "joke" about Andy Pettitte has me slightly annoyed. Let the record reflect that Andy Pettitte is married and has four (4) children. Plus, he has two hundred forty-three (243) Major League wins, and has set a world record for playoff wins. I like some old songs by Elton John, but I definitely do not believe that he has two hundred forty-three (243) Major League wins, or a wife. |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Mr. Reason wrote: Douchebag wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Yankees start the series off right. Pettite fractures his ankle while applying mascara and Sabathia strains a hammy going for 15ths at the buffet. How long until Clemens coming out of retirement rumors start up? George's Box must be awfully dusty by now. come to the thread for george's box, stay for the stoneroses. |
Author: | spanky [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
stoneroses86 wrote: Let the record reflect that Andy Pettitte is married and has four (4) children. So he's a lot like John Travolta? Yikes. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:25 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Not quite as cool as John Travolta. At least he can dance and fly a plane. |
Author: | SHARK [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
The White Sox will send Dylan Axelrod tonight vs. Ivan Nova for the Yankees. The Yanks have called up right-hander Adam Murray from Triple "A" Wilkes-Barre/Scranton to start the game tomorrow vs. Jose Quintana. Murray replaces C.C. Sabathia, now on the DL with a strained groin and Freddy Garcia was pressed into service yesterday with Andy Pettitte breaking his leg in the Yankees' 5-3 win over the Indians in the Bronx. You know what that means for Sox hitters... Jake Peavy/Hideki Kuroda is the mound matchup Saturday with Gavin Floyd & Phil Hughes wrapping up the series on Yankees' Old-Timers Day Sunday. That explains the later start time of 1:05p Sunday at Yankee Stadium. |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:40 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Dylan Axelrod looked young and a bit overwhelmed in his last start. I'd imagine that pitching in THE HOUSE THAT DEREK SANDERSON JETER BUILT is not going to help things. Incidentally, if you've never been to yankee stadium, go there! there's a neighborhood around it like wrigley and you can get some cheap fried chicken a couple'a blocks over and bring it into the ballpark. then if you paid $6000 to sit in the lower dish, you can stare at all the glorious model/actresses with fried chicken juice dripping onto your awesome jersey. incidentally, in my multiple sojourns to NYC i've found yankees fans to be generally awesome. when i was an obstinate punk in my vlad guerrero expos jersey and angels cap, i found myself getting respect from yankees fans who were like "dude, vlad's badass. the angels own us in the playoffs... nice jersey/hat combo!" --- it's like 27 championships have calmed their nerves enough to the point where they can respect other people because they respect themselves. |
Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:16 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
I always thought Pettitte had a little Gwen Stefani in him. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:22 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
redskingreg wrote: I always thought Pettitte had a little Gwen Stefani in him. He'd probably like a little Gavin Rossdale in him.
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Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:49 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Sox split. |
Author: | stoneroses86 [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:32 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Again, Andy Pettitte is definitely not homosexual, despite your best efforts to keep "joking" about it. Frank Coztansa wrote: Not quite as cool as John Travolta. At least he can dance and fly a plane. Yes, it is much cooler to prance and dance around like a fool than it is to pitch a World Series game at Yankee Stadium! I am laughing so loudly out loud that I am certain that it is disturbing the rest of my office! Maybe it is time for Frank Costanza to call Walgreens and refill his anti-psychotic medication. |
Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:35 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Geez, you're really taking this seriously. Makes one wonder what skeletons/pitchers are in your (the) closet. |
Author: | stoneroses86 [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:50 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
redskingreg wrote: Makes one wonder what skeletons/pitchers are in your (the) closet. I just want to be clear on this, because maybe I am a little old fashioned. If I take offense to a player that I admire being joked about as a homosexual, that makes me possibly homosexual? Serenity now. |
Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:55 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
It's...a...joke. Try having a sense of humor, pal. And you're an adult. Stop admiring baseball players. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:55 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
27 is the number of World Series the Yankees have won. Its also the number of men that Andy Pettite has slept with. Many of them more than once. |
Author: | stoneroses86 [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
redskingreg wrote: It's...a...joke. Try having a sense of humor, pal. And you're an adult. Stop admiring baseball players. I have a tremendous sense of humor. However, I do not particularly care for implications that I am homosexual. That I do not find amusing. No, sir. redskingreg wrote: And you're an adult. Stop admiring baseball players. What are you talking about? Why would anyone follow sports if they did not admire the players? |
Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:18 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
For entertainment. I love sports. There is not one athlete that I admire. |
Author: | SHARK [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
If the White Sox are smart, and I tweeted this earlier today, they walk Yankees' 2B Robinson Cano all weekend. Cano smacked homer #18 yesterday in the Yankees' 5-3 win over the Indians and might very well be MLB's most dangerous hitter right now. As much as I enjoy watching Gordon Beckham defensively, Cano is in a class all by himself. Cano might be the best 2B in the game today. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Might be? What second baseman is better? SHARK, do you think Andy Pettite wears make up and sleeps with men? |
Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Terry's Peeps wrote: For entertainment. I love sports. There is not one athlete that I admire. Exactly. Especially admiring an admitted cheater. |
Author: | SHARK [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Might be? What second baseman is better? SHARK, do you think Andy Pettitte wears make up and sleeps with men? I'm not going to touch that one with a ten-foot pole. The one about Andy Pettitte, who might be finished as a result of his injury yesterday vs. Cleveland. |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
SHARK wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Might be? What second baseman is better? SHARK, do you think Andy Pettitte wears make up and sleeps with men? I'm not going to touch that one with a ten-foot pole. The one about Andy Pettitte, who might be finished as a result of his injury yesterday vs. Cleveland. Andy Pettitte would like you to touch his pole. Just sayin' |
Author: | SHARK [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
sjboyd0137 wrote: SHARK wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Might be? What second baseman is better? SHARK, do you think Andy Pettitte wears make up and sleeps with men? I'm not going to touch that one with a ten-foot pole. The one about Andy Pettitte, who might be finished as a result of his injury yesterday vs. Cleveland. Andy Pettitte would like you to touch his pole. Just sayin' Oh brother! |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Where can you find these 10 foot poles? Some sort of Polish basketball league? |
Author: | SHARK [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Where can you find these 10 foot poles? Some sort of Polish basketball league? It was just an expression! |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:18 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
So who is a better 2nd baseman than Cano? |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 6/28-7/1 Glorious |
Frank Coztansa wrote: So who is a better 2nd baseman than Cano? I'll tell you who isn't...Gordon Beckham. |
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