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I THINK WE'VE FOUND OUR NEW CLOSER!
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Author:  spanky [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:30 pm ]
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You know who he really scares the shit out of????

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:32 pm ]
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I'd still like to see Reed close as well.

I'll be glad if Meyers helps the Sox, but he's a salty cuntbag.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:35 pm ]
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Major league batters aren't 110 pound women.

They're not intimidated by Brett Meyers.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:38 pm ]
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I'm not a major league hitter.

But I'd have no problem stepping up to him and telling him he's a gutless piece of shit.

Edit: At the end of the first sentence, I should've added "Or Dan Bernstein."

Oh well....

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:40 pm ]
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Easy to close when you are up 7 in the 9th.

Reed is the closer of the future, no need to move him out of that role now. Leave him alone and let him grow in his role. Assbag can be an 8th inning guy or what he did tonight, finish it out when a real closer is not needed.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:41 pm ]
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If he finishes 15 more games, the White Sox owe him $10M next season.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:44 pm ]
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That's cool Q.

I don't feel the same.

Author:  newper [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:54 pm ]
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This wins stupidest argument of the week. Terry's Peeps is quite obviously correct, and all educated Sox fans will agree with this. :P

Panther, you may want to sit out a couple of plays.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:58 pm ]
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:D

Author:  newper [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:06 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
newper wrote:
This wins stupidest argument of the week. Terry's Peeps is quite obviously correct, and all educated Sox fans will agree with this. :P

Panther, you may want to sit out a couple of plays.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

JUDGE NEWPS!!!

Sorry, Newps, but I think it is more of an insult to trivialize, marginalize, and/or underestimate the physical and mental power of a woman, especially one in her exact , unique position.

I think THAT is the more misogynist stance, actually, and that follow-up article I cited would suggest that I am exactly correct!!!

I thought we were arguing that MLB players are more intimidated by Meyers because he has domestic abuse on his record?

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:11 pm ]
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Nope.

Reed is the closer.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:14 pm ]
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No I mean factually.

Reed is the closer according to the manager.

Author:  newper [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:18 pm ]
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Reed is the closer.... not sure why anyone would suggest a change at this point. Myers gives you insurance that if you need to change down the stretch for some reason, you'll have a guy to change to. But Reed has been pitching better overall this year, and he's only blown three saves, so I don't see any reason to switch things up. Myers can continue to close games where we have 5+ run leads.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:19 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
I'd still like to see Reed close as well.

I'll be glad if Meyers helps the Sox, but he's a salty cuntbag.

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"so whatup duderinos? i'm here to close? COOL BEANS! LET'S DO THIS! also i heard bowties are cool.... yeah i'm doctor who baby... that's right. let's close the door on those damn twinkies, broseph!"

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