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This thread title is so weak.

Ya uh, give me, uh, I'll take the Anal Playoffs for $400

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Ya uh, give me, uh, I'll take the Anal Playoffs for $400

????

Anal? Okay, I get it now...I think. :lol:

Anal? Okay, I get it now...I think. :lol:

stoneroses86 wrote:

This thread title is so weak.

I put a question mark on there for a reason...It's not a guarantee these 2 teams will even meet head-to-head come playoff time.

SHARK wrote:

stoneroses86 wrote:

This thread title is so weak.

I put a question mark on there for a reason...It's not a guarantee these 2 teams will even meet head-to-head come playoff time.

This is a sports board . . . everyone understands that no two teams are guaranteed to meet in the playoffs.

Sean Connery (played by Chris Rock) said Anal Bum.

I just wanted to post in this thread. Somehow jokes don't work as well when they have to be explained to that extent. But RPB did a nice job. I wouldn't have caught the SNL reference, but I loved Frank's squishing to together of An and AL. It shows you where his mind is!

denisdman wrote:

Truth be told, I didn't get it at first. I do remember the late Phil Hartman playing an "Anal" character from time to time on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day.

SHARK wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Truth be told, I didn't get it at first. I do remember the late Phil Hartman playing an "Anal" character from time to time on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day.

Who ya crappin SHARK? Phil Hartman was always punctual. I can't recall him ever missing a show.

Darkside wrote:

SHARK wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Truth be told, I didn't get it at first. I do remember the late Phil Hartman playing an "Anal" character from time to time on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day.

Who ya crappin SHARK? Phil Hartman was always punctual. I can't recall him ever missing a show.

Phil Hartman died many years ago, remember?

denisdman wrote:

The joke must be explained...

denisdman wrote:

The joke must be explained...

Author:	SHARK [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:21 am ]
Post subject:	8/20-22: An AL Playoff Preview w/the Yankees?
It's a battle of 2 first place teams to start a 6-game Southside homestand tonight as the New York Yankees, owners of a 5 game lead over the Tampa Bay Rays in the AL East, make their ONLY regular season visit to U.S. Cellular Field tonight-Wednesday. The White Sox, owners of a 1 1/2 game lead in the AL Central despite stubbing their toes vs. the Kansas City Royals over the weekend, actually split 4 games with the Yankees in the Bronx earlier this season at Yankee Stadium. The Sox won't face C.C. Sabathia, currently on the DL with an injured elbow, & Hideki Kuroda in this series, but these are the mound matchups for what could be an AL Playoff Preview in October: TONIGHT: 7:10P, Comcast SportsNet Chicago & 670 The SCORE/White Sox Radio Network NYY: 36 Freddy Garcia (RHP; 7-5, 4.68 ERA) vs. CHW: 34 Gavin Floyd (RHP; 9-9, 4.43) TUESDAY: 7:10P, CSNC & 670 The SCORE/White Sox Radio Network NYY: 47 Ivan Nova (RHP; 11-6, 4.76 ERA) vs. CHW: 58 Francisco Liriano (LHP; 4-10, 5.22 ERA) WEDNESDAY: 7:10P, WCIU 26 The U, ESPN2, 670 The SCORE/White Sox Radio Network NYY: 65 Phil Hughes (RHP; 12-10, 4.23 ERA) vs. CHW: 49 Chris Sale (LHP; 14-4, 2.72 ERA) NOTE: ESPN2 broadcast likely blacked out in Chicago & New York markets due to MLB Broadcast Restrictions. "SportsCenter" airs in those markets.

Author:	stoneroses86 [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:24 am ]
Post subject:	Re: 8/20-22: An AL Playoff Preview w/the Yankees?
This thread title is so weak.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:26 am ]
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Anal Playoffs sound pretty Mointy, SHARK.

Author:	SHARK [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:29 am ]
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stoneroses86 wrote: This thread title is so weak. I put a question mark on there for a reason...It's not a guarantee these 2 teams will even meet head-to-head come playoff time.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:33 am ]
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Ya uh, give me, uh, I'll take the Anal Playoffs for $400

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Author:	SHARK [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:33 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Ya uh, give me, uh, I'll take the Anal Playoffs for $400 ????

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:34 am ]
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[i]NYY: 36 Freddy Garcia (RHP; 7-5, 4.68 ERA) [i]NYY: 47 Ivan Nova (RHP; 11-6, 4.76 ERA) [i]NYY: 65 Phil Hughes (RHP; 12-10, 4.23 ERA) Winning Pitchers /\ Pay no attention to their ERA!!

Author:	SHARK [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:44 am ]
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Truth be told, they don't have 3B Alex Rodriguez (hand) & 1B Mark Teixiera (wrist) was out of last night's lineup vs. the Red Sox, but the Yankees continue to get it done offensively.

Author:	SHARK [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:46 am ]
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Anal? Okay, I get it now...I think.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:48 am ]
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SHARK wrote: Anal? Okay, I get it now...I think.

Author:	RFDC [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:48 am ]
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SHARK wrote: Anal? Okay, I get it now...I think. I bet you get it more than you let on.

Author:	NSJ [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:50 am ]
Post subject:	Re: 8/20-22: An AL Playoff Preview w/the Yankees?
SHARK wrote: stoneroses86 wrote: This thread title is so weak. I put a question mark on there for a reason...It's not a guarantee these 2 teams will even meet head-to-head come playoff time. This is a sports board . . . everyone understands that no two teams are guaranteed to meet in the playoffs.

Author:	SHARK [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:53 am ]
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NSJ wrote: SHARK wrote: stoneroses86 wrote: This thread title is so weak. I put a question mark on there for a reason...It's not a guarantee these 2 teams will even meet head-to-head come playoff time. This is a sports board . . . everyone understands that no two teams are guaranteed to meet in the playoffs. Well, now that the Tampa Bay Rays appear to have made their move, even the Yankees aren't assured of a playoff spot anymore, even with 2 wildcards now.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:54 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: Sean Connery (played by Chris Rock) said Anal Bum. Chris Rock?

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Author:	denisdman [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:54 am ]
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I just wanted to post in this thread. Somehow jokes don't work as well when they have to be explained to that extent. But RPB did a nice job. I wouldn't have caught the SNL reference, but I loved Frank's squishing to together of An and AL. It shows you where his mind is!

Author:	SHARK [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:56 am ]
Post subject:	Re: 8/20-22: An AL Playoff Preview w/the Yankees?
denisdman wrote: I just wanted to post in this thread. Somehow jokes don't work as well when they have to be explained to that extent. But RPB did a nice job. I wouldn't have caught the SNL reference, but I loved Frank's squishing to together of An and AL. It shows you where his mind is! Truth be told, I didn't get it at first. I do remember the late Phil Hartman playing an "Anal" character from time to time on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day.

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:58 am ]
Post subject:	Re: 8/20-22: An AL Playoff Preview w/the Yankees?
SHARK wrote: denisdman wrote: I just wanted to post in this thread. Somehow jokes don't work as well when they have to be explained to that extent. But RPB did a nice job. I wouldn't have caught the SNL reference, but I loved Frank's squishing to together of An and AL. It shows you where his mind is! Truth be told, I didn't get it at first. I do remember the late Phil Hartman playing an "Anal" character from time to time on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day. Who ya crappin SHARK? Phil Hartman was always punctual. I can't recall him ever missing a show.

Author:	SHARK [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:59 am ]
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Darkside wrote: SHARK wrote: denisdman wrote: I just wanted to post in this thread. Somehow jokes don't work as well when they have to be explained to that extent. But RPB did a nice job. I wouldn't have caught the SNL reference, but I loved Frank's squishing to together of An and AL. It shows you where his mind is! Truth be told, I didn't get it at first. I do remember the late Phil Hartman playing an "Anal" character from time to time on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day. Who ya crappin SHARK? Phil Hartman was always punctual. I can't recall him ever missing a show. Phil Hartman died many years ago, remember?

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:59 am ]
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SHARK wrote: Darkside wrote: SHARK wrote: denisdman wrote: I just wanted to post in this thread. Somehow jokes don't work as well when they have to be explained to that extent. But RPB did a nice job. I wouldn't have caught the SNL reference, but I loved Frank's squishing to together of An and AL. It shows you where his mind is! Truth be told, I didn't get it at first. I do remember the late Phil Hartman playing an "Anal" character from time to time on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day. Who ya crappin SHARK? Phil Hartman was always punctual. I can't recall him ever missing a show. Phil Hartman died many years ago, remember? Did he miss his own funeral?

Author:	denisdman [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:00 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 8/20-22: An AL Playoff Preview w/the Yankees?
What we have here is a failure to connect. Appearing daily.

Author:	SHARK [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:03 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: 8/20-22: An AL Playoff Preview w/the Yankees?
May SHARK get hit with rubber chickens, just like "Svengoolie" does every Saturday @ 11A on The U & Saturdays @ 9P on MeTV...

Author:	denisdman [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:06 pm ]
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Rubber, (choking) chickens, and anal, all in the first page of a CSFMB thread. That's why I'm here.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:09 pm ]
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Author:	stoneroses86 [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:11 pm ]
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Author:	beni hanna [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:14 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: denisdman wrote: I just wanted to post in this thread. Somehow jokes don't work as well when they have to be explained to that extent. But RPB did a nice job. I wouldn't have caught the SNL reference, but I loved Frank's squishing to together of An and AL. It shows you where his mind is! The joke must be explained...

Author:	denisdman [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:16 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: denisdman wrote: I just wanted to post in this thread. Somehow jokes don't work as well when they have to be explained to that extent. But RPB did a nice job. I wouldn't have caught the SNL reference, but I loved Frank's squishing to together of An and AL. It shows you where his mind is! The joke must be explained... Well played as usual.