Love the title. Is there a Yankee pitcher that you do like?
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Bask in the Glorious Glow, Beyotches |
The White Sox are in prime position to win this series. They will first face senior citizen Freddie Garcia. A child at a county fair can throw a ball at stacked up milk bottles at a faster velocity than where Freddie Garcia is topping out at these days. Despite his obvious physical limitations, Freddie Garcia has miraculously won three (3) games in a row. The odds of winning the lottery are more favorable than this old man getting to four (4) in a row. Ivan Nova used to be an automatic victory. Now, I nearly suffer a catastrophic stroke every time I watch him pitch. He seems to have lost his mojo, Jobu. Looks like Jobu needs a refill. I think I am going to be sick to my stomach just thinking about this game. Phil Hughes could easily arguably be my least favorite pitcher on the squad. The other night, he allowed a mammoth home run to that bald headed midget Dustin Pedroia. There are very few things which anger me more than when that son of a bitch bald headed midget Dustin Pedroia succeeds at anything other than being the baldest and shortest midget in his clubhouse. I got in a very big argument with my wife, because I stormed about the room while gesticulating wildly and yelling profanity at Phil Hughes. She said that I was acting crazy and scaring the dog. Fortunately, my children were playing outside, or it would have been worse. I scoffed at her inability to understand baseball, which she did not appreciate. It is all smoothed out now. If bald headed midget Dustin Pedroia offered my son an autograph, I would refuse to allow him to accept it. If bald headed midget Dustin Pedroia were on fire, I would have to contemplate whether to urinate on him to extinguish the blaze. I really cannot stand bald headed midget Dustin Pedroia. Anyway, I think the White Sox will take this series. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bask in the Glorious Glow, Beyotches |
| Love the title. Is there a Yankee pitcher that you do like? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:56 am ] |
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Best series thread ever
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| Author: | denisdman [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:57 am ] |
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Why does he reference a Red Sox player in a White Sox vs. Yankees thread. Did I miss something? |
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:23 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: Why does he reference a Red Sox player in a White Sox vs. Yankees thread. Did I miss something? If you were looking at eye level, and you are over five feet tall, you would miss seeing Dustin Pedroia's bald cranium. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:42 pm ] |
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doug's not going to like this thread I think that pitching staff is going to be a real problem for the Yankess come playoff time. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:47 pm ] |
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stoneroses86 wrote: denisdman wrote: Why does he reference a Red Sox player in a White Sox vs. Yankees thread. Did I miss something? If you were looking at eye level, and you are over five feet tall, you would miss seeing Dustin Pedroia's bald cranium. Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob. |
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:58 pm ] |
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good dolphin wrote: I think that pitching staff is going to be a real problem for The Glorious New York Yankees come playoff time. You have got that right, Jackson. Why do you think I am practically vomiting blood every morning? I have no faith in Ivan Nova and Phil Hughes. It is crucial that Andy Pettitte returns in fine form. 
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:01 pm ] |
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Petitte, CC, and pray for sleet. |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:18 pm ] |
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| Author: | Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:24 pm ] |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:35 pm ] |
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1. Dewayne Wise (L) CF 2. Kevin Youkilis (R) 3B 3. Adam Dunn (L) DH 4. Paul Konerko (R) 1B 5. Alex Rios (R) RF 6. A.J. Pierzynski (L) C 7. Dayan Viciedo (R) LF 8. Alexei Ramirez (R) SS 9. Gordon Beckham (R) 2B |
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:36 pm ] |
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:09 pm ] |
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Derek Sanderson Jeter - SS Nick Swisher - DH Robinson Cano - 2B Mark Teixeira - 1B Curtis Granderson - CF Eric Chavez - 3B Raul Ibanez - LF Ichiro Suzuki - RF Chris Stewart - C 72 wins 49 losses 1st Place - American League East |
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| Author: | Home5licE [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:42 pm ] |
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stoneroses86 wrote: Derek Sanderson Jeter - SS Nick Swisher - DH Robinson Cano - 2B Mark Teixeira - 1B Curtis Granderson - CF Eric Chavez - 3B Raul Ibanez - LF Ichiro Suzuki - RF Chris Stewart - C I feel like firing up MVP 2004 now...this lineup would rake... |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:26 pm ] |
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Home5licE wrote: I feel like firing up MVP 2004 now... The game soundtrack alone makes me feel warm and fuzzy. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:30 pm ] |
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Home5licE wrote: stoneroses86 wrote: Derek Sanderson Jeter - SS Nick Swisher - DH Robinson Cano - 2B Mark Teixeira - 1B Curtis Granderson - CF Eric Chavez - 3B Raul Ibanez - LF Ichiro Suzuki - RF Chris Stewart - C I feel like firing up MVP 2004 now...this lineup would rake... The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Home5licE wrote: I feel like firing up MVP 2004 now... The game soundtrack alone makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Back in college down in ole' Chucktown me and my roommates would play this game non-stop...buy some Carlo Rossi wine, get some DQ burgers, smoke a bunch of dope and melt our brains. Spending whole days watching season after season of the Soprano's, smoke more, more bum wine, more awesomeness. I loved summer classes in college. |
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| Author: | Home5licE [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:33 pm ] |
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SomeGuy wrote: Back in college down in ole' Chucktown me and my roommates would play this game non-stop...buy some Carlo Rossi wine, get some DQ burgers, smoke a bunch of dope and melt our brains. Spending whole days watching season after season of the Soprano's, smoke more, more bum wine, more awesomeness. I loved summer classes in college. I knew you were my guy for a reason... September to November 2004 in Ames, Iowa: MVP Baseball, burritos (the food), coca cola, West Wing |
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| Author: | Home5licE [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:33 pm ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Home5licE wrote: I feel like firing up MVP 2004 now... The game soundtrack alone makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Yes... <heads to iTunes> |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:57 pm ] |
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Home5licE wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Back in college down in ole' Chucktown me and my roommates would play this game non-stop...buy some Carlo Rossi wine, get some DQ burgers, smoke a bunch of dope and melt our brains. Spending whole days watching season after season of the Soprano's, smoke more, more bum wine, more awesomeness. I loved summer classes in college. I knew you were my guy for a reason... September to November 2004 in Ames, Iowa: MVP Baseball, burritos (the food), coca cola, West Wing I bought it in May of 2005. This game was the only thing that brought me sanity when my son was a newborn. |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:13 pm ] |
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Wow they gave Gavin the quick hook. He's pitched shittier than this but they haven't done it all year. I would rather see them do that in May but ok. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:27 pm ] |
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Good. He deserves a quick hook when he pitches like this. If they left him in it would be 5 or 6 to nothing real quick. He's an asshole. |
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| Author: | Country Bumpkin [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:32 pm ] |
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Fuck Gavin Floyd. You just got swept by the shit bucket Royals then while going up against Freddy Garcia, you give up three quick runs. Fuck you Gavin! |
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| Author: | Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:49 pm ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Good. He deserves a quick hook when he pitches like this. If they left him in it would be 5 or 6 to nothing real quick. He's an asshole. He did it against Oakland but battle through it and didn't give up another run after the 2nd inning. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:55 pm ] |
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Yankees offense > A's offense |
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| Author: | Country Bumpkin [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:03 pm ] |
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Meanwhile the Rays had no problem beating up the Royals today. 
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:27 pm ] |
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Joba is 26 going on 16. Light this stupid fuck up. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:50 pm ] |
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Joba is a bum, the league catches up to guys and exposes them for who they are..like Beckham..all hype early on and fall off a cliff. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:52 pm ] |
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So this is the infamous Donnie Veal? I'm not impressed. |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:56 pm ] |
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Atta boy, Gordon. Atta boy. |
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