The White Sox are in prime position to win this series.

They will first face senior citizen Freddie Garcia. A child at a county fair can throw a ball at stacked up milk bottles at a faster velocity than where Freddie Garcia is topping out at these days. Despite his obvious physical limitations, Freddie Garcia has miraculously won three (3) games in a row. The odds of winning the lottery are more favorable than this old man getting to four (4) in a row.

Ivan Nova used to be an automatic victory. Now, I nearly suffer a catastrophic stroke every time I watch him pitch. He seems to have lost his mojo, Jobu. Looks like Jobu needs a refill. I think I am going to be sick to my stomach just thinking about this game.

Phil Hughes could easily arguably be my least favorite pitcher on the squad. The other night, he allowed a mammoth home run to that bald headed midget Dustin Pedroia. There are very few things which anger me more than when that son of a bitch bald headed midget Dustin Pedroia succeeds at anything other than being the baldest and shortest midget in his clubhouse. I got in a very big argument with my wife, because I stormed about the room while gesticulating wildly and yelling profanity at Phil Hughes. She said that I was acting crazy and scaring the dog. Fortunately, my children were playing outside, or it would have been worse. I scoffed at her inability to understand baseball, which she did not appreciate. It is all smoothed out now.

If bald headed midget Dustin Pedroia offered my son an autograph, I would refuse to allow him to accept it. If bald headed midget Dustin Pedroia were on fire, I would have to contemplate whether to urinate on him to extinguish the blaze. I really cannot stand bald headed midget Dustin Pedroia.

Anyway, I think the White Sox will take this series.

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Love the title.

Is there a Yankee pitcher that you do like?

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Best series thread ever

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Why does he reference a Red Sox player in a White Sox vs. Yankees thread. Did I miss something?

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If you were looking at eye level, and you are over five feet tall, you would miss seeing Dustin Pedroia's bald cranium.

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doug's not going to like this thread

I think that pitching staff is going to be a real problem for the Yankess come playoff time.

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Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

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You have got that right, Jackson. Why do you think I am practically vomiting blood every morning?

I have no faith in Ivan Nova and Phil Hughes. It is crucial that Andy Pettitte returns in fine form.

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Petitte, CC, and pray for sleet.

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1. Dewayne Wise (L) CF
2. Kevin Youkilis (R) 3B
3. Adam Dunn (L) DH
4. Paul Konerko (R) 1B
5. Alex Rios (R) RF
6. A.J. Pierzynski (L) C
7. Dayan Viciedo (R) LF
8. Alexei Ramirez (R) SS
9. Gordon Beckham (R) 2B

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<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Derek Sanderson Jeter - SS
Nick Swisher - DH
Robinson Cano - 2B
Mark Teixeira - 1B
Curtis Granderson - CF
Eric Chavez - 3B
Raul Ibanez - LF
Ichiro Suzuki - RF
Chris Stewart - C

72 wins
49 losses

1st Place - American League East

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I feel like firing up MVP 2004 now...this lineup would rake...

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The game soundtrack alone makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Back in college down in ole' Chucktown me and my roommates would play this game non-stop...buy some Carlo Rossi wine, get some DQ burgers, smoke a bunch of dope and melt our brains. Spending whole days watching season after season of the Soprano's, smoke more, more bum wine, more awesomeness.

I loved summer classes in college.

I knew you were my guy for a reason...

September to November 2004 in Ames, Iowa: MVP Baseball, burritos (the food), coca cola, West Wing

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Yes...

<heads to iTunes>

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I bought it in May of 2005. This game was the only thing that brought me sanity when my son was a newborn.

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Wow they gave Gavin the quick hook. He's pitched shittier than this but they haven't done it all year. I would rather see them do that in May but ok.

Good. He deserves a quick hook when he pitches like this. If they left him in it would be 5 or 6 to nothing real quick. He's an asshole.

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Fuck Gavin Floyd. You just got swept by the shit bucket Royals then while going up against Freddy Garcia, you give up three quick runs. Fuck you Gavin!

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He did it against Oakland but battle through it and didn't give up another run after the 2nd inning.

Yankees offense > A's offense

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Meanwhile the Rays had no problem beating up the Royals today.

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Joba is 26 going on 16. Light this stupid fuck up.

Joba is a bum, the league catches up to guys and exposes them for who they are..like Beckham..all hype early on and fall off a cliff.

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So this is the infamous Donnie Veal? I'm not impressed.

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Atta boy, Gordon. Atta boy.