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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:37 pm ]
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The Sox are 29-38 after that big win over the mighty Astros. The Twins are 30-36 after whoever the fuck they just played.

I predict a series full of base badball, and something to do with umpires. I also predict Elmhurst Steve drinks his own sperm, then calls 3 radio shows to brag about it. Sox lose tonite, win tomorrow, and who knows what in the everloving fuck will happen on Thursday.


Chicago White Sox vs. Minnesota Twins

Tuesday, June 18, 7:10 PM CDT, Target Field
Dylan Axelrod, RHP 3-4, 4.26 ERA
Mike Pelfrey, RHP 3-6, 6.12 ERA


Wednesday, June 19, 7:10 PM CDT, Target Field
Chris Sale, LHP 5-5, 2.43 ERA
Kevin Correia, RHP 5-4, 3.97 ERA


Thursday, June 20, 12:10 PM CDT, Target Field
John Danks, LHP 1-3, 4.50 ERA
Scott Diamond, LHP 4-6, 5.29 ERA

Author:  Chus [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:42 pm ]
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1. Alejandro De Aza (L) CF
2. Alexei Ramirez (R) SS
3. Alex Rios (R) RF
4. Adam Dunn (L) 1B
5. Paul Konerko (R) DH
6. Conor Gillaspie (L) 3B
7. Dayan Viciedo (R) LF
8. Gordon Beckham (R) 2B
9. Tyler Flowers (R) C

1. Clete Thomas (L) CF
2. Joe Mauer (L) 1B
3. Ryan Doumit (S) C
4. Josh Willingham (R) LF
5. Justin Morneau (L) DH
6. Oswaldo Arcia (L) RF
7. Trevor Plouffe (R) 3B
8. Brian Dozier (R) 2B
9. Pedro Florimon (S) SS

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:45 pm ]
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Look at that line up....

Holy shit.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:05 pm ]
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The bridge didn't go over I-35 -- it went over the river. The bridge was part of the I-35.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:09 pm ]
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Its a lineup that has put up better numbers than the Sox.

Konerko is the 4th highest batting average on this team at .236.
Overall AL ranks; second to last in avg, last in doubles, 3rd to last in HRs, last in OPS, 2nd to last in slugging, DEAD last in walks, and last in OP%, and not surprisingly, second to last in wins.

Friggin miserably bad.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:32 pm ]
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Sox lose every game until the All Star break.

Author:  Apologist [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:33 pm ]
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It's a beautiful stadium!

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:23 pm ]
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The Sox start the game by going down in order for the 1,000th time this season then make an error and give up a bomb. Down 2-0. Brutal.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:41 pm ]
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Looking forward to both teams continued suckage so that StubHub is my best fried come August when I'm there for that Sox / Twins series.

Anybody been to Target Field yet?

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:42 pm ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
The bridge didn't go over I-35 -- it went over the river. The bridge was part of the I-35.

I guess that's the problem Frank had w/ it.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:35 pm ]
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De Aza may be the worst base runner in the history of major league baseball.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:11 pm ]
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Any day now Robin can flip flop Alexei and Beckham in the batting order.

A freakin wild pitch that bounces right back to the catcher. Dag Gummit!

Author:  SHARK [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:12 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
Any day now Robin can flip flop Alexei and Beckham in the batting order.

A freakin wild pitch that bounces right back to the catcher. Dag Gummit!

I'm all for it. By the way, when is RV going to rest Alexei? He's played EVERY INNING of White Sox baseball this season. Ramirez isn't Cal Ripken, Jr.!

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:16 pm ]
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The butt nugget twins can't come thru again. Worst 1-2 hitters in baseball.

Author:  SHARK [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:18 pm ]
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When this White Sox/Twins' series concludes, fans will probably be asking "Who is Clete Thomas?" In reality, he's the latest OF the Twins called up last weekend from their Triple "A" affiliate in Rochester.

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:19 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
Any day now Robin can flip flop Alexei and Beckham in the batting order.


Don't they both have the same number of hits tonight?

Author:  SHARK [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:21 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
Any day now Robin can flip flop Alexei and Beckham in the batting order.


Don't they both have the same number of hits tonight?

Yep. 2 hits apiece for Ramirez & Beckham tonight in Minnesota. Beckham has 1 of the 4 White Sox runs.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:31 pm ]
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They're putting Troncoso in this situation?? I don't like this at all. Not. At. All.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:34 pm ]
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Whew. He hit it at someone. Now Score Some Fucking Runs!

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:57 pm ]
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good god. Cubs, Astros, and Twins.

Their own version of the June Swoon.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:03 am ]
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Colonel Angus wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
The bridge didn't go over I-35 -- it went over the river. The bridge was part of the I-35.

I guess that's the problem Frank had w/ it.
Cry me a river.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:10 am ]
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SHARK wrote:
By the way, when is RV going to rest Alexei? He's played EVERY INNING of White Sox baseball this season.
You say this all the time, SHARK. Who else is going to play shortstop?

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:12 pm ]
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Same fucking lineup. I just don't understand.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:53 pm ]
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Stone said that was the 5th hit to a left handed hitter Sale has given up all season. I had to look it up and son of a bithch he's right. Coming into tonights game lefties were 4-53 (.075 BA) against Sale this season. There was another left handed pitcher who dominated left handed hitters like that. Now what was his name.......

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:38 pm ]
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I'm getting sick and fucking tired of watching these assholes take a first pitch fastball right down the middle then spend the rest of the at bat swinging at sliders in the middle of the other batters box and changeups in the dirt. Stop letting hittable pitches go. Fuck!

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:50 pm ]
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Keyser - when discussing players on big club you are like Dr. Jekyll, with minor league guys you are Mr Hyde.

EDIT: errr, I meant vice versa.

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:55 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
Stone said that was the 5th hit to a left handed hitter Sale has given up all season. I had to look it up and son of a bithch he's right. Coming into tonights game lefties were 4-53 (.075 BA) against Sale this season. There was another left handed pitcher who dominated left handed hitters like that. Now what was his name.......

Look on bright side perhaps that dominate pitcher can also go to another team later in his career to actually win something....

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:10 pm ]
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There's a flight out of Minneapolis airport to Charlotte, NC departing at 12:35am. I hope Mr Heath doesn't run into traffic on his way to the airport.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:16 pm ]
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Just blow the whole damn thing up.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:13 pm ]
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Casper Wells can help out with cab fare. That guy's fuckin useless too.

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