otherwise MLB's most efficient home run hitter would have never put up 30+ in each of his first two years

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Quietly has the same stats as Rizzo in a dress.

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Helps to have nobody else to drive in RBI's.

And we all know he is FAR BETTER than Rizzo, so I can understand

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Actually, no it doesn't.

What does help is to have a "fake hustle" guy getting on in front of you at a .360 clip

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So rizzo is now the fake hustle guy? lol

Did he take that title from Adam Eaton....and if Abreu even fakes the hustle, that would be nice...I mean in between injuries.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

no, Eaton is the "fake hustle" guy in your opinion

and Abreu has played in 153 games this year and counting. Pretty good for an oft injured guy.

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In a dress??

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Well looking back it isn't phrased properly. Rizzo and teammates were in the dress.

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