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Author:  Darkside [ Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Fuck you, Coop!
You know what you beer swillin East Coast jerkoff, being a twat to fans and sounding like a total asshole when you're doing your interviews doesn't make up for the fact that by and large you're a SHITTY PITCHING COACH. Sure getting loaded at 7am and berating Mully or whoever is doing that terrible saturday morning show sounds like fun if you actually are any good but really you've presided over too many shitty bullpens for too many years and sure you lucked into Sale who even Jen Lada could coach to greatness but you sure trip over your dick on a thousand other guys. Wipe that jizz and pussy blood combo off your lips, tone done the redass and get better at your job you fuck.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:13 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
or whoever is doing that terrible saturday morning show.


yousonofa......
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:35 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
You know what you beer swillin East Coast jerkoff, being a twat to fans and sounding like a total asshole when you're doing your interviews doesn't make up for the fact that by and large you're a SHITTY PITCHING COACH. Sure getting loaded at 7am and berating Mully or whoever is doing that terrible saturday morning show sounds like fun if you actually are any good but really you've presided over too many shitty bullpens for too many years and sure you lucked into Sale who even Jen Lada could coach to greatness but you sure trip over your dick on a thousand other guys. Wipe that jizz and pussy blood combo off your lips, tone done the redass and get better at your job you fuck.

Take a breath.
Author:  Tall Midget [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:09 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Wipe that jizz and pussy blood combo off your lips,


That was...graphic.
Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:01 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Wipe that jizz and pussy blood combo off your lips,


That was...graphic.

Wow. A 4 syllable sentence from Midge. Weird.
Author:  bigfan [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:12 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
You know what you beer swillin East Coast jerkoff, being a twat to fans and sounding like a total asshole when you're doing your interviews doesn't make up for the fact that by and large you're a SHITTY PITCHING COACH. Sure getting loaded at 7am and berating Mully or whoever is doing that terrible saturday morning show sounds like fun if you actually are any good but really you've presided over too many shitty bullpens for too many years and sure you lucked into Sale who even Jen Lada could coach to greatness but you sure trip over your dick on a thousand other guys. Wipe that jizz and pussy blood combo off your lips, tone done the redass and get better at your job you fuck.


Why do you care so much about don cooper?

Why do you care so much about the White Sox?

Sounds like you are obsesseed!
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:43 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You know what you beer swillin East Coast jerkoff, being a twat to fans and sounding like a total asshole when you're doing your interviews doesn't make up for the fact that by and large you're a SHITTY PITCHING COACH. Sure getting loaded at 7am and berating Mully or whoever is doing that terrible saturday morning show sounds like fun if you actually are any good but really you've presided over too many shitty bullpens for too many years and sure you lucked into Sale who even Jen Lada could coach to greatness but you sure trip over your dick on a thousand other guys. Wipe that jizz and pussy blood combo off your lips, tone done the redass and get better at your job you fuck.


Why do you care so much about don cooper?

Why do you care so much about the White Sox?

Sounds like you are obsesseed!

Or he sounds like you at times.
Author:  bigfan [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:51 pm ]
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now you get the joke
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:55 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
now you get the joke

There's a joke?
Author:  Juiced [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:15 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
You know what you beer swillin East Coast jerkoff, being a twat to fans and sounding like a total asshole when you're doing your interviews doesn't make up for the fact that by and large you're a SHITTY PITCHING COACH. Sure getting loaded at 7am and berating Mully or whoever is doing that terrible saturday morning show sounds like fun if you actually are any good but really you've presided over too many shitty bullpens for too many years and sure you lucked into Sale who even Jen Lada could coach to greatness but you sure trip over your dick on a thousand other guys. Wipe that jizz and pussy blood combo off your lips, tone done the redass and get better at your job you fuck.


2005 :lol:

Ironic how that has gone from a symbol of pride to a dunce cap. 2015 + the next decade :(
Author:  Juiced [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:18 pm ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
bigfan wrote:
now you get the joke

There's a joke?


Yeah, it's called the White Sox saying they have a Major League "team:"
Author:  312player [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:16 pm ]
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Bosio > Cooper
Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:06 pm ]
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Juiced wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You know what you beer swillin East Coast jerkoff, being a twat to fans and sounding like a total asshole when you're doing your interviews doesn't make up for the fact that by and large you're a SHITTY PITCHING COACH. Sure getting loaded at 7am and berating Mully or whoever is doing that terrible saturday morning show sounds like fun if you actually are any good but really you've presided over too many shitty bullpens for too many years and sure you lucked into Sale who even Jen Lada could coach to greatness but you sure trip over your dick on a thousand other guys. Wipe that jizz and pussy blood combo off your lips, tone done the redass and get better at your job you fuck.


2005 :lol:

Ironic how that has gone from a symbol of pride to a dunce cap. 2015 + the next decade :(


Not true. You know how valuable a World Series championship is...oh, wait...sorry.

Let me put it in terms you would understand, it is like 700,000 attendance championships all occurring at the same time
Author:  Juiced [ Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:34 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Juiced wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You know what you beer swillin East Coast jerkoff, being a twat to fans and sounding like a total asshole when you're doing your interviews doesn't make up for the fact that by and large you're a SHITTY PITCHING COACH. Sure getting loaded at 7am and berating Mully or whoever is doing that terrible saturday morning show sounds like fun if you actually are any good but really you've presided over too many shitty bullpens for too many years and sure you lucked into Sale who even Jen Lada could coach to greatness but you sure trip over your dick on a thousand other guys. Wipe that jizz and pussy blood combo off your lips, tone done the redass and get better at your job you fuck.


2005 :lol:

Ironic how that has gone from a symbol of pride to a dunce cap. 2015 + the next decade :(


Not true. You know how valuable a World Series championship is...oh, wait...sorry.

Let me put it in terms you would understand, it is like 700,000 attendance championships all occurring at the same time


2005
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:42 am ]
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Amen!
Author:  Cicero Dave [ Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:52 am ]
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Coop is a good pitching coach. He is over loved and may be a bit overrated, but he certainly is not a "shitty" pitching coach.

And gd, it is probably more like a billion attendance championships.
Author:  BigW72 [ Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:33 am ]
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Coop is a good pitching coach,. but he's just a coach. His effectiveness and blame are both overrated. For every pitcher he's worked well with, we've seen some fade off and die...he's just a coach.
He's an asswipe of an interview and has been for years. At this point, it's on the radio shows....you know what you're getting, SO STOP HAVING HIM ON.
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