The 312 wrote:
10. That Big Jim Thompson didn’t screw the taxpayers royally with this last minute deal to keep the Sox from moving to Florida. (and to think, he's a Cubbie fan)
9. That the Cell is not one of the worst ballparks in the majors (keep putting lipstick on that pig though). (It's funny how nice a World Series pennant from within the radio era makes a park nicer)
8. That the area around the park is going to become a destination. (Have you checked recent real estate prices & demographics around there & compared them to 1990 or even 2000)
7. That Reinsdorf is a great owner. (No one except jealous doormat Cubbie fans say that)
6. That Sox fans are the really, really knowledgeable baseball fans in Chicago. (Jealousy & envy, jealousy & envy)
5. That the Ligues are not representative of White Sox fans. (You have your Elmhurst Steves, clowns too drunk to not fall out of the bleachers, and idiots stealing from/fighting Dodger players & we have our Ligues, it's pretty much a wash)
4. That Frank Thomas is not a big pussy. (Spoken like someone with latent issues that need addressing
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3. That the 2005 team was not a once in a generation fluke of epic proportions. (I bet you cringe each time you have to type 2005)
2. That it doesn’t matter that the Sox whored themselves out to gamblers and sold the World Series in 1919. (That stings. About as much as the '06 [1906], mind you Cubbies choking to the 'Hitless Wonders' in one of the greatest upsets in WS history should bother you.
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1. That anybody outside of a very small group of South Side inbreds really cares about the Sox at all. (Or will take the time to levy these pedestrian charges)
Honorable Mentions:
That Ozzie is a good manger and not a clueless semi-literate clown. (What does one have to do with the other?)
That Kenny has any idea what he’s doing. (Maybe not, but he struck gold once. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every so often...I guess unless he wears that stupid "C" hat)
That the South Side does not suffer from a Grand Canyon sized inferiority complex when it comes to the North Side. (Some maybe, but if that possibility makes you happy, I'm happy for you)
I await (and will enjoy) the poorly written responses from Sox fans.
9. That the Cell is not one of the worst ballparks in the majors (keep putting lipstick on that pig though). (It's funny how nice a World Series pennant from within the radio era makes a park nicer)
8. That the area around the park is going to become a destination. (Have you checked recent real estate prices & demographics around there & compared them to 1990 or even 2000)
7. That Reinsdorf is a great owner. (No one except jealous doormat Cubbie fans say that)
6. That Sox fans are the really, really knowledgeable baseball fans in Chicago. (Jealousy & envy, jealousy & envy)
5. That the Ligues are not representative of White Sox fans. (You have your Elmhurst Steves, clowns too drunk to not fall out of the bleachers, and idiots stealing from/fighting Dodger players & we have our Ligues, it's pretty much a wash)
4. That Frank Thomas is not a big pussy. (Spoken like someone with latent issues that need addressing
)3. That the 2005 team was not a once in a generation fluke of epic proportions. (I bet you cringe each time you have to type 2005)
2. That it doesn’t matter that the Sox whored themselves out to gamblers and sold the World Series in 1919. (That stings. About as much as the '06 [1906], mind you Cubbies choking to the 'Hitless Wonders' in one of the greatest upsets in WS history should bother you.
)1. That anybody outside of a very small group of South Side inbreds really cares about the Sox at all. (Or will take the time to levy these pedestrian charges)
Honorable Mentions:
That Ozzie is a good manger and not a clueless semi-literate clown. (What does one have to do with the other?)
That Kenny has any idea what he’s doing. (Maybe not, but he struck gold once. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every so often...I guess unless he wears that stupid "C" hat)
That the South Side does not suffer from a Grand Canyon sized inferiority complex when it comes to the North Side. (Some maybe, but if that possibility makes you happy, I'm happy for you)
I await (and will enjoy) the poorly written responses from Sox fans.
