Hawk discussing the babygate scandal claimed, and I'm paraphrasing here, that this whole thing might just be a very clever plan from Kenny to try to give the boys a common thing to rally around.

Just fucking retire already you old weird bastard.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Great. That's just great.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

TWTW

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

That's perfectly Hawkish


He is a fucking national treasure

Maybe in the same way 'fracking' is.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Maybe he should sign actual professional baseball players to rally around? Just a thought.

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Too Weak To Win?

Too Weird To Win?

Too Wacky To Win?

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Go Cubs!!!!

Maybe I missed the reason, but why is Hawk only doing road games? If, you are slowing down, isnt it easier to do home games?

Yes, I am aware he lives in South Bend, or close, but I cant believe he doesnt have an estate in South Bend, and cant afford a corporate Rental downtown, so when they had a homestand you get a car to drive you over to the game, stay in the downtown place, 15 min drive home.

I understand you get older, you want to take it easy, but I am missing the part that being on the road is easier? Even with the Sox special gate flying out of Ohare, just getting there, the flight, checking in to a hotel, what a pain in the ass.

Is Hawk still getting road 'tang and thats the reason?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

IIRC, he's going on road trips to play more golf.

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We're not talking about the Cubs.

108 years
108 years
You been playin' losin' baseball for 108 years!

Speaking of wacky and weird:

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Jorr... grape or strawberry?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I thought he was pretty good last night, who knows if he had an offseason's worth of material saved up, if he's suddenly become worried about his legacy or what.

Too many blacks live in Armour Square.

sour grapes

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We knew this was coming.

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It makes sense. On the road he gets to be with the team. He doesnt wanna sit alone in a corporate apartment while all the players are home with their families.

And all the good golf is on the road.

the old SOB lives down in South Bend or something. working on the road is much easier and wait staff willing to listen to his idiocy.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Lemme tell you somethin', Bryster, there's some awfully good golf courses in Northwest Indiana. I played Sandy Pines last week and I'd put it on par with Pebble Beach and Winged Foot. It's not quite Augusta, but pretty close. Who do you like in the Masters this weekend? Bubba Watson, the best I've ever seen at hitting a six iron from the rough behind a portable toilet.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I always wondered what my Hawk nickname would be.

At this point I am in favor of a cage or holding pen at the cell where Hawk can be contained and view sox games as fans look on....Call it the Hawk's Nest so fan's can watch his joy and pain...

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

I never heard so much ass kissing in my entire life.
When it comes to loyalty to an organization,Hawk has saved Reinsdorf a lot of money on colonoscopy bills.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."