ben gordon isn't even better than the crack addict that asks me to be his friend every time that I pass the crazy house on my way to mmy car every morning, I politly say hi, and then he thinks I'm his frind and wants to come up to my apartment that's why I will be pissed to every stranger that says hi to me... becuase no one wants to come up to an assholes apartment

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

I see you're back to your NearSessSide ways...

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I once had a fairly attractive older woman hit on me at a local bar when I least expected it. In one breath she leaned in, swirled her tongue inside my ear and whispered "I wanna f*ck your brains out." Then, a few sentences later, she suggested we "buy some rubbers" at the convenience store across the street and insisted we find some crack in town before going back to my place.

Needless to say, I saw myself out of the bar in a hurry as soon as she headed into the bathroom.

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