1) LeBron James


(yeah, I know I posted something similar in the Bears section only to see Peppers sign, but I secretly want LeBron to come. So hopefully this works.)

2) Dwyane Wade


LBJ has a better chance to come here than DWade.

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Team Cutler.

3) Oliver Miller

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This is my signature...

4) Tom Chambers

No Double-Pump for you, Chicago.

5) Charles Barkley

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

6) Gary Player

7) Drazen Petrovic

8] Mel Kiper Jr.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

9) Zoilo Versalles

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10) Joakim Noah


"Bong accident", apparently, sometime around late August.

11) Heath Ledger

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

12) NBC weekend weatherman:Pete Sack

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

13) Krazy Ivan

Not that he could actually play ball but you know he would have a fucking excuse anyways.

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14) The OG

cleaveland cav's entire business model for the next 10 years relies on lebron being there. you think its sad their fans walked out before the game was over? what happens if the only reason they go is forced out of town? anger and no ticket purchases abroad... it wont happen. i would imagine cleaveland as a whole city would fall to rockford levels (1 small tick down from where it is now)

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

15) DegenerateDave

Pretty much every NBA franchise except the top couple are losing money (yes, even Cleveland is losing money, with LeBron!). Hence the upcoming lockout to renegotiate their deal with the players as well as to shut down and move franchises.

how does that propriate at all to my statement? my assertions still stand even after you say that rebuttle?

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Oh well. It was a fun thought while it lasted.

Huh?

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He's certainly not comin to Chicago now with Ferry leaving.

I doubt Ferry being there or not being there is going to make much of a difference to Lebron.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I agree. He has been the GM and coach the past 2 seasons. He can't have more power unless they gave him the title. IMO it will take a trade before July 1st to keep him there unless he was lying about winning.

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Tim Duncan
Grant Hill
Tracy McGrady

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Second City Saint