HEY HEY kevin durant.... word to kevin durant.... youre SOFTER THEN MY buds and thats sayin a lot

over/under on luol deng's minutes 30
over/under on luol deng's effort minutes 15

CJ watson with a good game tonite. no reason. he sucks and sometimes that works in the nba

James Johnson wont show anything because his ass is on the bench.

Noah will have 16 rebounds and 12 points and everyone will say he sucks

kyle korver will be pretty much shit

derrik rose will grow 1/2" in ball hair alone. when he gets mad during the game he is really just remembering the forgotten trip to walgreens for razorblades.

kirk hinrich will hold down the fort anytime rose is out, many times actually helping the team add to the point lead. other teams' benches have no answer for a starting pg coming off the bench. then ill wake up and cj watson will be having his awesome game

carlos boozer will continue the ben wallace effect. way to keep tradition mate

ronnie brewer will do things that make you forget hes there

keith boguns will kinda remind you of dez clark although im not sure if hes better then clark

Omer Asik will continue to be impressive. and nobody will know why or how he does what he does. not that he does anything special, its just weird that as gomer as he looks he can be effective

nobody gives a fuck about kurt thomas. i had to look that one up because i couldnt even remember who else was on the team

thim tobideoiuaw will lose 67 more hairs during the 3rd quarter

bulls win 109 to 101

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Bulls win by 25 Rose has that NBA swagger

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

russel westbrook is like watching adrien peterson the viking one. not really about the sheer physical ability, but youre all watchin your team all excited and shit then THAT GUY does something that makes you immediately feel like a loser.

he kinda seems like the kind who wont just kevin durant i mean flame out over the years, but well see. very well could be the next scottie to durant too...

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nice comparison Ike.

Side note complaint for Bulls followers. The Chicago Tribune has incorrectly listed which TV station will be showing the game twice in the last 7 days. Ike has it correct. It will be CSN.

good info. thank you chicagobulls.com. the website has been absolutely reliable the last half decade+.


hey and i have this idea. i just think about steroids sometimes and it always seems to me that luol deng would be the perfect candidate for roids. he is one of the fringe players who is actually pretty damn good when he puts a crazy amount of energy into it. nobody can sustain that pace though and once he slows down a little he becomes a LOT worse.

i just imagine him juicin a little... he would be like a nimble patrick ewing... i think. im not saying he should im just sayin what if he did

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Westbrook and Rose is one of the very best matchups in the NBA that nobody knows about. They worked out togther all summer, know each others game and Westbrook has the hops to stay with Rose.

Pack it in! Got some good watching tonight

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well what the fuck is going on? i had to go shop for ass, all i left with was food but i missed the 1st quarter

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ok i c okc sux

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i've got two things for you, my brother in the perpetual war against proper grammar:

1) i'm looking forward to the audiobook version of this post which will come in handy when i make my yearly drive out to san diego

and 2) oakrahoma? i was hoping for oklahomo, or some sort of circlejerky convoluted OKC board reference.

holy shit, harden has a bonafide BY CRACKY beard. semantically speaking, i know BY CRACKY is a niche kitsch reference... but one look at that majestic mane brought forth my inner wheeze and generated an IRL "BY CRACKY!" that you could probably hear all the way up in waukegan on a clear night.

seriously, the deshawn stevenson/drew gooden school of follicle excellence ought to be shut down for moral reasons. beyond that, i dare not invoke the name of our lord and saviour, He who possesses the arbitrary maritime rank of admiral neckbeard.

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well korver is our new ben gordon it looks like. cant drive like ben but once gordon dribbled off his foot the penetration only fed the ball right to the other team.

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holy shit, right after i finish that post i look up and see in slow motion a jubilant kyle korver running back like he just pulled his dick out of katy perry juxtaposed with a score of 44-36. tally ho, i say!

btw, is it just me or has oklahoma city been underachieving this year? all of a sudden it's en vogue to call kevin durant soft (the guy is a ~6'10" toothpick for fuck's sake, what do you expect?) and start the hatin... but really, while they were a fashionably trendy pick to make this year in the hopes of potentially being ahead of the curve in predicting the next big thing in the NBA, did anyone really really REALLY expect them to flip a switch and come out of the gates as worldbeaters this year? i think they're still a year or two and a move or two away from really being that team. despite all of that, i still think they're playing pretty meh and expected a little more out of them.

irregardless, they seem to have the market cornered on tall lanky young guys with huge wingspans. barring a bad injury or some retarded GMing, they'll be quite the bitch within that 1-2 year window... maybe even this year if they get on a proper roll.

uh oh.... kyle korver has 12 now. if this were NBA jam i think the ball would spontaneously combust.

oh yeah in #basketball some people tell me that russell westbrook is underrated to the point where he's better than derrick rose... anyone have any good one-liners i can deposit in there?

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This was kind of a weak Ike thread title....

Only 14 posts for a game against Durant?

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the higher i am at the time of creation the better the result is

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