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Author:  FavreFan [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Let's give Lauri Markkanen a nickname

I don't think he has one yet and I'm tired of typing out Markkanen. Since he's the only Bull worth discussing, let's make it easier. What ya got?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:50 pm ]
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Chitwood

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:51 pm ]
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Marki Mark

Author:  FavreFan [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:52 pm ]
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FrankDrebin wrote:
Marki Mark

Mods please ban

Author:  FavreFan [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:52 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Chitwood

That's not bad. Too long though

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:56 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
FrankDrebin wrote:
Marki Mark

Mods please ban



Bulls nickname- Marki Mark and the Sucky Bunch. They give you Bad Vibrations

Author:  '77Cubs [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:58 pm ]
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That's a tough one. Maybe Lauri "The Finn" Markkanen?

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:58 pm ]
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Big Finnish

Author:  FavreFan [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:00 pm ]
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FrankDrebin wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
FrankDrebin wrote:
Marki Mark

Mods please ban



Bulls nickname- Marki Mark and the Sucky Bunch. They give you Bad Vibrations

:lol:

I'll allow it.

Author:  FavreFan [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:00 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Big Finnish

You just made Peoria Matt orgasm.

That's SOLID though. Leash, why aren't you this clever?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:08 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Big Finnish

You just made Peoria Matt orgasm.

That's SOLID though. Leash, why aren't you this clever?


Because I’m not doing stand-up at a Presbyterian Church ice cream social?

Author:  Furious Styles [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:10 pm ]
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Chairman of the Fjord.

Author:  '77Cubs [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:20 pm ]
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'The Finn Reaper'

Author:  Furious Styles [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:52 pm ]
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Helsink3

Author:  DannyB [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:19 pm ]
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"White Death" is a perfect nickname for these times. There's a historical analog but it wouldn't matter.

https://www.simohayha.com/

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:31 pm ]
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The Marksman.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:33 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
The Marksman.



Best one

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:00 am ]
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White Negro

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:45 am ]
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Lauren

Image

Author:  IMU [ Thu Nov 02, 2017 7:00 am ]
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Marksman

Author:  veganfan21 [ Thu Nov 02, 2017 7:17 am ]
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Nicknames in the NBA have died. What's a good nickname these days? Can't think of one. What guys are doing is just messing around with people's names. D Rose. D Wade. R Dub. CP3. KAT. KD. That stuff doesn't count. Maybe LBJ as the king but that hasn't stuck.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Nov 02, 2017 7:19 am ]
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Image

Author:  IMU [ Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:21 am ]
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veganfan21 wrote:
Nicknames in the NBA have died. What's a good nickname these days? Can't think of one. What guys are doing is just messing around with people's names. D Rose. D Wade. R Dub. CP3. KAT. KD. That stuff doesn't count. Maybe LBJ as the king but that hasn't stuck.

I'd consider Durantula to be a nickname still.

Is OJ Mayo still in the league? He was called The Grocery List.

I'm hard pressed to think of any more.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:47 am ]
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Looter in a Riot

Author:  IMU [ Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:05 pm ]
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https://www.basketball-reference.com/pl ... kla01.html

Lauri Markkanen
Pronunciation: \LAU-ree MARK-a-nin\
Lauri Elias Markkanen ▪ Twitter: MarkkanenLauri
(The Finnisher)
Position: Power Forward ▪ Shoots: Right
7-0, 230lb (213cm, 104kg)
Team: Chicago Bulls

Author:  Hussra [ Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:41 pm ]
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Lauri Bird

Author:  veganfan21 [ Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:45 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Nicknames in the NBA have died. What's a good nickname these days? Can't think of one. What guys are doing is just messing around with people's names. D Rose. D Wade. R Dub. CP3. KAT. KD. That stuff doesn't count. Maybe LBJ as the king but that hasn't stuck.

I'd consider Durantula to be a nickname still.

Is OJ Mayo still in the league? He was called The Grocery List.

I'm hard pressed to think of any more.


I didn't know about Durantula. Sounds pretty cool though.

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:06 pm ]
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The Asshole Who Can't Play Defense or Make Others Better had a ring to it.

TAWCPDMOB it is.

Author:  veganfan21 [ Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:35 pm ]
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That's already taken by like half the league.

Author:  shakes [ Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:30 am ]
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You can do a spin on another famous athlete from Finland's nickname only make it relevant to basketball...

Instead of Finish Flash (teemu selanne) go with The Finish Splash.

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