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Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:00 pm ]
Post subject:  The Bulls Suck Edition:

This team sucks ass. I was terribly wrong about them. They have the 3 dreaded Nos.
1. No Point
2. No rim protection.
3. Nio Powe Forward. None are even on the roster. No chance in hell of winning

Author:  Caller Bob [ Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:48 pm ]
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No Power Forward? What about The Flaw?

Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:50 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
No Power Forward? What about The Flaw?


Not a 4 Bob. You'd know that if you ever bothered to actually watch the games instead of trolling about The Paw all of the time.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Nov 25, 2023 9:55 am ]
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It was kinda funny to watch them try so fucking hard the first few games and still lose. Now they know just as well as we do, and have given up.

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:13 pm ]
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Clearly the players don’t care about the in-season tourney…Toronto jacked up a three in the final seconds to pad the win differential and then realized they had already been eliminated.

Author:  vitoscotti [ Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:36 pm ]
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Jerry has made his Bulls and White Sox unwatchable. Both teams with zero hope of getting better for quite a few years.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:56 pm ]
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I don't know. The bulls tried. They brought in a big name coach. They got paw which was supposed to at least be a starter. Derozen was to bring credibility to the team. Lavine was supposed to be consistent. Vuch was supposed to be a star.

They just didn't gel together. If I were them, I would trade lavine, derozen, vuch and paw. Start over, I don't see how they have any other choice.

Author:  KDdidit [ Sat Nov 25, 2023 1:36 pm ]
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Lonzo’s injury crippled them. They weren’t going to win a Championship or anything with him, but the ceiling went to hosting a first round series to making a play-in spot.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Sat Nov 25, 2023 4:15 pm ]
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The Doctor Of Style wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No Power Forward? What about The Flaw?


Not a 4 Bob. You'd know that if you ever bothered to actually watch the games instead of trolling about The Paw all of the time.


He's not a 3 either

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Nov 25, 2023 5:26 pm ]
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Derrick rose just made the 252nd all time scoring record. Hahaha suck it garpax you fuckin losers

Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Nov 25, 2023 7:49 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
The Doctor Of Style wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No Power Forward? What about The Flaw?


Not a 4 Bob. You'd know that if you ever bothered to actually watch the games instead of trolling about The Paw all of the time.


He's not a 3 either

Let's just settle this now. He's not a 1 thru 5.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Nov 25, 2023 9:37 pm ]
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Bulls oraficescated from in season tournament and nobody notice hahaha lmao

Author:  RFDC [ Sat Nov 25, 2023 10:31 pm ]
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Love the avatar LTG!

Jive Soul Bro!!!

Image

Author:  Nardi [ Sun Nov 26, 2023 6:43 pm ]
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Author:  conns7901 [ Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:11 pm ]
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I would say the Bulls are the most unlikable team in Chicago, but Jerry also owns the White Sox.

Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:40 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
The Doctor Of Style wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No Power Forward? What about The Flaw?


Not a 4 Bob. You'd know that if you ever bothered to actually watch the games instead of trolling about The Paw all of the time.


He's not a 3 either


Yes he is

Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:41 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Love the avatar LTG!

Jive Soul Bro!!!

Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Sun Nov 26, 2023 8:27 pm ]
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The "slow start" Bulls actually took an early lead, leading 36-19 after 1...and then gave it all back in the 2nd.

Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Sun Nov 26, 2023 8:31 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
The "slow start" Bulls actually took an early lead, leading 36-19 after 1...and then gave it all back in the 2nd.


Knew they were going to relinquish the lead.

Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Sun Nov 26, 2023 8:33 pm ]
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31 point turnaround and it didn't even take a half to do it.

Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Sun Nov 26, 2023 9:47 pm ]
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Paw Twenty points on 9 shots. Don't know what's more shocking. His 20 points or the 9 shots.

Author:  BD [ Sun Nov 26, 2023 10:31 pm ]
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Do they have a 1st round pick or anything lottery protection in next year's draft or are they still paying for the trades they made?

Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Sun Nov 26, 2023 10:56 pm ]
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BD wrote:
Do they have a 1st round pick or anything lottery protection in next year's draft or are they still paying for the trades they made?


They have a pick next year but not in 25. That pick will go to San Antonio for the Derozan trade. They look like they will screwed for awhile. AK has made a ton of mistakes with this team

Author:  Nardi [ Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:12 am ]
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The Doctor Of Style wrote:
BD wrote:
Do they have a 1st round pick or anything lottery protection in next year's draft or are they still paying for the trades they made?


They have a pick next year but not in 25. That pick will go to San Antonio for the Derozan trade. They look like they will screwed for awhile. AK has made a ton of mistakes with this team

Those mistakes were pointed out when they happened. There was never a 3 year window.You either have to pay through the nose for a 3 year window or get young for a future 3 year window. There are no shortcuts with nothingburger players. And we just signed the nothingest of nothingburger players for 3 years. It's the most fireable offense of all his fireable offenses.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:24 am ]
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The '25 pick is lottery protected, correct?

Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:47 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
The '25 pick is lottery protected, correct?


That I don't know.

Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:53 am ]
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Nardi wrote:
The Doctor Of Style wrote:
BD wrote:
Do they have a 1st round pick or anything lottery protection in next year's draft or are they still paying for the trades they made?


They have a pick next year but not in 25. That pick will go to San Antonio for the Derozan trade. They look like they will screwed for awhile. AK has made a ton of mistakes with this team

Those mistakes were pointed out when they happened. There was never a 3 year window.You either have to pay through the nose for a 3 year window or get young for a future 3 year window. There are no shortcuts with nothingburger players. And we just signed the nothingest of nothingburger players for 3 years. It's the most fireable offense of all his fireable offenses.


People clamored for the Bulls to "go for it" and they did. And for 35 games the plan seemingly worked. It isn't now and thus AK needs to pivot. Unfortunately none of his players have the same value as they had a year ago. Thus even if you trade them you aren't getting much.
And none of the young players besides the Paw are worth keeping either.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:58 am ]
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The Doctor Of Style wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
The '25 pick is lottery protected, correct?


That I don't know.


Looked it up, looks like it's protected. So I wouldn't worry about that, Bulls are fucked though

Author:  The Doctor Of Style [ Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:59 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
The Doctor Of Style wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
The '25 pick is lottery protected, correct?


That I don't know.


Looked it up, looks like it's protected. So I wouldn't worry about that, Bulls are fucked though


That places them in the Cooper Flagg sweepstakes then

Author:  Nardi [ Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:04 am ]
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The Doctor Of Style wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
The Doctor Of Style wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
The '25 pick is lottery protected, correct?


That I don't know.


Looked it up, looks like it's protected. So I wouldn't worry about that, Bulls are fucked though


That places them in the Cooper Flagg sweepstakes then

Poor decision going to Duke.

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